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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 335 31.9%

  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 530 50.5%

  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.6%
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FrancoSupremacist said:
I honestly think Burt is just a very autistic gay black man. He’s hypersexual because autistic people tend to do degenerate shit when they are horny and touchstarved. Anyone who is a long time follower of Chris-Chan knows this very well.
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The line between being socially inept and a perverted sex pest is pretty blurry when the person in question has such a high sex drive.
 
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FrancoSupremacist said:
I honestly think Burt is just a very autistic gay black man. He’s hypersexual because autistic people tend to do degenerate shit when they are horny and touchstarved. Anyone who is a long time follower of Chris-Chan knows this very well.
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"Degenerate shit" as you call it, is a coping mechanisms for the lack of intimacy that comes from being as mentally ill as he is, coupled with his extremely high testosterone levels. He no doubt also lacks impulse control. It would have been fun if the contract had stipulated all the contestants had to give a blood sample before the show and/or when they were eliminated to see their T levels. "Autism" doesn't really mean anything anyway. Personally I find Burt's pathology has more in common with certain types of dementia than with stereotypical "autism". Although it's clear he is psychotic. I've especially known old people who have a kind of transient amnesia where they lose the ability to retain knowledge in the short and medium term, like you'll tell them something and five minutes later they'll ask the same question because they've already forgotten. I've also seen this in people after a stroke.
It's obviously a kind of brain malfunction, but I sometimes suspect it is related to poor sleep. The body is no longer able to sleep properly and the brain can no longer function properly as a result.
 
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Marche said:
>Unknown registered sex offender.
Its even funnier that he also believes the buying the house thing wasn't a bit to fuck with him. Dude is as delusional as Burt despite having full access to reality.
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Most people are never going to encounter someone who fucks with them as much and as blatantly as the entire Fishtank production does. Alex would short circuit a bit when he tried to argue with "G" only for Sam to go "yeah I just said that to fuck with you". The idea that what first seemed to be a legitimate production company is actually lying all the time - not even to scam you, purely to fuck with you - is alien to most people. You still see it with the remaining fish a bit - Binx (terminally online) and Burt (schizo) seem to approximately know the score (Binx moreso), but the rest of them (relative normies) keep second guessing what's actually going on with the show even when it's basically been explained to them, because "it doesn't make sense". They seem a bit more caught up now because Nifty spent a lot of time explaining how the show is all about fucking with people and then Jet explained that Frank is specifically a "paid actor" (which they're translating to "prank show" although that's still not really what it is).

I can imagine if you were a bit thick it'd take a while to come to terms with what the show is, not to mention most of the explanations on the show aren't on mainstream sites. They've never quite managed to get people on the show who weren't either aware of what they were walking into or terminally online before. It doesn't help that Alex has a drug addled mind (and probably brain damage from the repeated ogressa beatings) but I imagine a lot of normal people would struggle with it.
 
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Agares said:
The line between being socially inept and a perverted sex pest is pretty blurry when the person in question has such a high sex drive.
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True, I believe Burt’s sexual deviancy is just as inexcusable as Chris-Chan’s for sure. Burt just seems to me like a gay black version of early CWC then full on rapist territory. Like Chris he is desperate for affection and easily manipulated. The fact Frank managed to seduce him in only two days is reminiscent of Chris instantly falling for any girl who will give him even a crumb of attention.
 
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retard strength II said:
Idk giving a hardcore loser alcoholic homeless man endless booze and poking him for meltdowns is a shitty and boring bit, hope Jeff gets the boot soon where he will waste his single fishbuck earnings on drugs and more alcohol. We need new and different freeloaders.
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Giving a paranoid schizoid codes and having a big fat guy paid by production come onto him and tell him all his delusions are correct was the previous bit. This is just the current theme to feed into everyone's indulgences.

That said I think this season is focusing too much on Freeloaders and not on the Fish. The fact Simbal is still in the house is all you need to know.
 
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Nifty is helping Burt clean up the penthouse while letting him talk through everything that's happened over the last few days, in a wholesome edition of Friendtank.
Despite it being 11:30 EST, everyone else besides Jobe is still asleep.
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I guess production are letting them have a lie in to recover, or are having a lie in themselves.
 
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neger psykolog said:
Well that's an acting role? There are plenty of actors that want to play roles like that, its an interesting and dynamic role to play and he does have an acting showreel.

And you just changed it from "child rapist serial killer" to "rapist serial killer"
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There was also a time early on in the den when Burt started sperging out how he wants to be a child molester. It was when the SJW crew were still there. I think Alexis was the one who told him to stop talking about it, and it might also be the time Payton told him to stop because "other people" there went through such things in the past, Smack being one of them.
 
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The Man With No Name said:
The fact Simbal is still in the house is all you need to know.
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idk I think cymbalta has managed to redeem himself a bit and stand up to frank. Don't get me wrong he's mega cringe with the "lion" shit but he's still way more interesting than someone like Payton.

If they get rid of cymbalta too early then it will be more nontent for the remaining 18 days, and on the other hand it would be hilarious for production to fuck with the viewers and make cymbalta win after everything that has happened.
 
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neger psykolog said:
idk I think cymbalta has managed to redeem himself a bit and stand up to frank. Don't get me wrong he's mega cringe with the "lion" shit but he's still way more interesting than someone like Payton.

If they get rid of cymbalta too early then it will be more nontent for the remaining 18 days, and on the other hand it would be hilarious for production to fuck with the viewers and make cymbalta win after everything that has happened.
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Agreed. Simbal contributes more to content than Payton at least. Even when she has a lesbo rage moment, she crashes afterwards and hides/ dies for the rest of the day. Simbal is much more consistent.
 
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Jeff was given a shut the fuck up hood, and then because he wouldn't put it on, given another 30 minutes. He response was to put it on, repeatedly smash his head on the kitchen cabinets and swig neat vodka, and then yell about stickermule (so he got another 30 minutes). Production have now tasked Nifty with confiscating his alcohol and lecturing him on how damaging his alcoholism is to himself and the other people in the house.
Incredibly, this actually seems to be working as Jeff poured out his drink and communicated to Nifty through the medium of mime where he'd hidden the big bottle of vodka.
 
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Nifty's intervention escalated to the point of her explaining she understands he's just using alcohol as a coping mechanism for a tough life, and then telling him that even though she doesn't know or like him, she respects him - and that his life matters and he is worthy of love and respect. This actually resulted in Jeff breaking down and crying and communicating (through mime) that he appreciates Nifty and would like to continue the conversation when he's more sober. He is very drunk, but this probably wasn't the outcome anyone anticipated.

Edit: Production obviously didn't want this outcome, so they've now also assigned Burt the job of making sure Jeff doesn't drink, which has resulted in Jeff swearing
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However Nifty managed to disarm Burt by explaining how sobriety is a choice and Jeff needs emotional support, not policing.
 
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