Stephen Alexander Bernard / Alex B / Jacqueline Rodriguez/Bernard / Monkey Man / Cobra Kai - A former nepobaby Fishtank contestant proved too retarded to take a joke, internet tough guy, loves fat hispanic women

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Over under on him actually returning to the tank? The DMs make it look like production would have him back, but production is basically a gaslighting-factory and Jet was talking on camera about feeling morally conflicted about paying Alex B anything at all shortly after they left. I kind of think he's done.
 
The Blue Morpho said:
Over under on him actually returning to the tank? The DMs make it look like production would have him back, but production is basically a gaslighting-factory and Jet was talking on camera about feeling morally conflicted about paying Alex B anything at all shortly after they left. I kind of think he's done.
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As far as I know and what Fishchat knows, it's just all Alex's word which holds about as much weight as a plastic bag.

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Alex has posted more instagram stories, most of them were irrelevant, just doxing everyone who has DM'd him (including a DM asking him to look up 'Sam Hyde Marky' and claiming to have had even more DMs full of love, but what was interesting was his latest message claiming to have recieved an offer for "another huge Netflix show":
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This should end up being a good thread. It is clear that both Alex and his wife are narcissistic attention whores who want to become brand influencers and or achieve some kind of Internet fame. They are close to having all the right pieces in place between their delusional narcissism, lack of filter novelty, race mixed fat fetish couple, they even have a gimmick with the monkeys. What they lack is any level of professionalism and planning. Now thanks to Fishtank they won't be able to pass a brand safe background check.
At best these two can make the rounds on podcasts that look to have a revolving door of guests similar to Stern's Wack Pack. They would be perfect content for Caleb the boy loving CPA or Whatever would love to have these court jesters on to talk about their poor life planning and fetish relationship.
@Osama Bin Laden It would be nice to have their socials linked at an easy to find place like the top or bottom of the OP.
 
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Shortly after these messages he caved on Sam Hyde

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Alex is about as consistent as a weathervane so he'll probably be back to calling Sam a paedophile tomorrow
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A possible reason for his reversal suggested in sneedchat was that he fucked up by breaking an NDA/contract and this was an attempt to get back on good terms with Sam.
 
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A possible reason for his reversal suggested in sneedchat was that he fucked up by breaking an NDA/contract and this was an attempt to get back on good terms with Sam.
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Like I said, Jet was saying on camera that he wasn't even sure if he was gonna pay Alex anything at all for the show. Now, production are very unreliable narrators and even if we took that at face value we don't know if he meant just the sum production supposedly promised him to stay on, the fishbucks he had accrued, or everything.

I think they just really don't want to give money to his wife, and they know paying Alex is basically paying her. The content was great but they'll probably have to pay off Binx's student load debts for the chunk of hair that got ripped out.
 
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I'll admit, I was a endorser of Alex until the moment he left. I foolishly had hope that fishtank would be a medium for him to grow and change as a person. To come out stronger than he went in. I was completely disappointed when that was not the case, especially when he had SMALL moments where he almost, almost broke through. I think Sam knew when to give up on him though, but I held on just a little longer. Since he left though, I can't support or endorse the Monkey King any more though. He took an L against BOTH his rivals, both the Lion and Wild Randy, and he quit the tank. Alex B will always be remembered as Alex Bitch, and it's entirely his own fault.
 
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The Blue Morpho said:
Over under on him actually returning to the tank? The DMs make it look like production would have him back, but production is basically a gaslighting-factory and Jet was talking on camera about feeling morally conflicted about paying Alex B anything at all shortly after they left. I kind of think he's done.
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Jet and Sam Hyde were pretty "social" together in the confession booth yesterday and they said "now that Alex is gone". They didn't say a single thing about him after that, I think they're totally done with him.
 
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The Blue Morpho said:
Over under on him actually returning to the tank? The DMs make it look like production would have him back, but production is basically a gaslighting-factory and Jet was talking on camera about feeling morally conflicted about paying Alex B anything at all shortly after they left. I kind of think he's done.
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Usually I would say his chances are around 40% if he just left with Sam pissed at him. Jimmy did the same thing and was allowed back in the same season, left on a bad terms again, and then was invited back for season 2.5. Plus, Jimmy is a slight legal liability. However, Alex isn't just emotionally volatile, he also markyposted. Sam can endure a possible legal liability, but if you bruise his ego even slightly, he will genuinly hold resentment for you. Realistically, Alex will probably have like a 5%-10% of being invited back, and that's being generous. If he is, it will be another humiliation ritual.

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I'll admit, I was a endorser of Alex until the moment he left. I foolishly had hope that fishtank would be a medium for him to grow and change as a person. To come out stronger than he went in. I was completely disappointed when that was not the case, especially when he had SMALL moments where he almost, almost broke through. I think Sam knew when to give up on him though, but I held on just a little longer. Since he left though, I can't support or endorse the Monkey King any more though. He took an L against BOTH his rivals, both the Lion and Wild Randy, and he quit the tank. Alex B will always be remembered as Alex Bitch, and it's entirely his own fault.
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The theme of this season has been rushing decisions. Alex is absolutely retarded, but the fact that he had small moments where he almost broke through within a day of his wife coming on the shows that a "save Alex" arc absolutely had potential. The man went from defending his family to confessing to Binx and asking her to run away within like 6 hours. Whether or not we believe Alex could be saved, Production absolutely fumbled an amazing story line, and that really sucks.
 
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The best way I can describe Alex to someone who has never seen him before is to imagine someone with the drug addiction of Ethan Ralph and the manlet anger of Ethan Ralph, mixed with delusions of grandeur like Ethan Ralph.
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