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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 336 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 532 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,053
Part of the "entertainment" of Jeff isn't that he makes people laugh through his own antics, but that those antics are actively pissing off everyone in the house and putting them on edge. Frank Hassle in particular already lost his shit with Jeff long ago due to him constantly sperg shouting and not shutting up.

For that reason you can't really dismiss him as the "worst freeloader ever". Because the stuff he has done has inarguably resulted in many events happening that wouldn't have otherwise happened.
i’ve known many jeff’s irl and they’re all the same. they will drive you to madness. in that since he’s kind of a god tier freeloader. nothing worse than being trapped with a 40 year old morning to night alcoholic.
 
I'm just tired of Jeff because all of the fish avoid him, and past like 5 PM or whenever they start letting Jobe drink, the show turns into "Jobe and Frank heckle Jeff til they all pass out or Jet has to intervene". Frank is fine because he makes the fish do things. The fish like and interact with Jobe. Even the Nifty fishtank storytime hours are kind of entertaining.
 
Nifty suiting up to fight the Alien queen

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I'm not expecting any kind of wholesomeness from Fishtank. I'm saying I personally found the way production allowed Jeff to be almost exclusively targeted by Frank and to a lesser degree Jobe for like four hours straight and then lied to his face about him being the favorite was scummy. Like you're going to make a full grown man cry then gas him up just to keep him around to torment him more? Like come on man.
no dood you gotta understand, the point of freeloaders like Frank is they hassle other freeloaders and the fish sit around and do nothing! That's the show!
 
idk I think cymbalta has managed to redeem himself a bit and stand up to frank. Don't get me wrong he's mega cringe with the "lion" shit but he's still way more interesting than someone like Payton.

If they get rid of cymbalta too early then it will be more nontent for the remaining 18 days, and on the other hand it would be hilarious for production to fuck with the viewers and make cymbalta win after everything that has happened.
Say what you want about the Jeet, I understand he's Indian and therefore no one likes him (I think he's Jet's favorite fish actually), but he HAS been persevering through Hell which is a lot more than you can say for Binx and Payton. Not only that, but he seems like he will do anything to win at this point and usually tries his best whenever he has the chance, I think Simbal is good stuff and I want him in the final 3
Agreed. Simbal contributes more to content than Payton at least. Even when she has a lesbo rage moment, she crashes afterwards and hides/ dies for the rest of the day. Simbal is much more consistent.
Payton is nowhere near close to the Jeet in terms of what they bring to the show. Payton is literally only in the tank still to appease the simps that fund their show. One of the wiggers even said in a site popup that they have no clue why Payton is so popular and insinuated that she didn't deserve the endorsements she has and I agree. The most common reason I see people root for Payton is that "she's the most normal" and that makes no sense to me. Being the most normal in Fishtank = being nontent, this was true for Vance and it's true for Payton. Fishtank isn't a show for normies it's a show for weirdos and if you really want to watch a live reality game show with normies, just watch Big Brother.
I'm kind of on the fence about the Jeff hassling last night. Jeff's reactions were golden and but it really did just feel like two younger guys bullying a very obviously mentally unwell homeless alcoholic loser.
This is Fishtank, whether you are a normie or you are a mentally unwell homeless alcoholic loser you will be bullied. Simple as that. As I said above, if you want a more tame live reality game show you can watch Big Brother.
Wyatt from this season lasted for less time and has been entirely forgotten. He also a Creature orbiter. Not only did he royally fail at being a freeloader. He gets an F-
I thought Wyatt was kicked off the show for dumping piss bottles in the closet during The Cell? If so then he's definitely better than Ella.
 
Payton is nowhere near close to the Jeet in terms of what they bring to the show. Payton is literally only in the tank still to appease the simps that fund their show. One of the wiggers even said in a site popup that they have no clue why Payton is so popular and insinuated that she didn't deserve the endorsements she has and I agree. The most common reason I see people root for Payton is that "she's the most normal" and that makes no sense to me. Being the most normal in Fishtank = being nontent, this was true for Vance and it's true for Payton. Fishtank isn't a show for normies it's a show for weirdos and if you really want to watch a live reality game show with normies, just watch Big Brother.
Peyote is indirectly funny in a way that the fishtank and most people can't appreciate. She's a turbonormie and comes from a turbonormie background. Her mom is a turbonormie also (and seems like a very nice woman and a good and supportive mother of her daughter) and is making posts asking her friends and family to support Peyote on Instagram etc - she is quite aware that it is a "hellhouse".

The "funny" in that is that it means there are a number of people, no matter how small who are turbonormies from whatever fucking rural place in america she comes from visiting fishtank.live and seeing stuff like the 9/11 tattoo on Frank's back and stuff like Jeff shouting and getting blackout drunk and whatever other bizarre shit has been happening.

If Peyote somehow ends up winning, it will also be really funny to see how she deals with the fame - I'm not sure you would want to put that you were the winner, let alone a contestant on fishtank on your resume when applying for any normal job (but then again, maybe the world really is changing)
 
I agree that Cymbal is playing the game, despite being a scumbag every season needs a villain, but he is playing the game. Mizzy and Binx are at least sometimes engaging with the chat and aren't constantly crying when the game is too mean. Payton's popularity is most likely due to simps and incels that find her hot or cute. While she's shined in a few (very few) instances, she has never made me feel like she's a competitive player other than she hasn't walked out the door yet, though locking herself in the bathroom is not much better than Jon locking himself in a bedroom in Season 1. I do not think Payton deserves to make the top 4, so I would prefer she goes next.
 
I agree that Cymbal is playing the game, despite being a scumbag every season needs a villain, but he is playing the game. Mizzy and Binx are at least sometimes engaging with the chat and aren't constantly crying when the game is too mean. Payton's popularity is most likely due to simps and incels that find her hot or cute. While she's shined in a few (very few) instances, she has never made me feel like she's a competitive player other than she hasn't walked out the door yet, though locking herself in the bathroom is not much better than Jon locking himself in a bedroom in Season 1. I do not think Payton deserves to make the top 4, so I would prefer she goes next.
Yup. What's she doing right at this moment after being dead all evening, sleeping in, and doing nothing all morning/ early afternoon? Looking dead on the couch.
 
I agree that Cymbal is playing the game, despite being a scumbag every season needs a villain, but he is playing the game. Mizzy and Binx are at least sometimes engaging with the chat and aren't constantly crying when the game is too mean. Payton's popularity is most likely due to simps and incels that find her hot or cute. While she's shined in a few (very few) instances, she has never made me feel like she's a competitive player other than she hasn't walked out the door yet, though locking herself in the bathroom is not much better than Jon locking himself in a bedroom in Season 1. I do not think Payton deserves to make the top 4, so I would prefer she goes next.
You can't do bits with or include Payton in anything without her having a screeching meltdown, getting violent, and lying about what happened so she can justify such a spastic reaction in her mind. She's terrible to have on the show and I'm 100% certain that the main reason she's been moping around so much is because the Wiggers didn't take her lies about Frank sexually assaulting her and threatening her life seriously. She really expected that to be her winning move.
 
I agree that Cymbal is playing the game, despite being a scumbag every season needs a villain, but he is playing the game. Mizzy and Binx are at least sometimes engaging with the chat and aren't constantly crying when the game is too mean. Payton's popularity is most likely due to simps and incels that find her hot or cute. While she's shined in a few (very few) instances, she has never made me feel like she's a competitive player other than she hasn't walked out the door yet, though locking herself in the bathroom is not much better than Jon locking himself in a bedroom in Season 1. I do not think Payton deserves to make the top 4, so I would prefer she goes next.
I've noticed she "gets it". She laughed at a few unsavoury jokes that your average turbonormie wouldn't find funny or wouldn't laugh at in public. Eg., Sam saying he wants to kill a homeless man and have Payton cave Jeff's skull in while he's asleep. I think she might be smart and therefore careful about what she does/says because it may stick with her for a very long time as she is just 19. IMHO, currently she is more interesting than Josie who did absolutely nothing except stim and be ugly and walk around in circles
 
This is Fishtank, whether you are a normie or you are a mentally unwell homeless alcoholic loser you will be bullied. Simple as that. As I said above, if you want a more tame live reality game show you can watch Big Brother.
I never said in my post the show needed to change or that I couldn't watch it anymore because of how they treated Jeff last night. I simply said I personally found it scummy how Jet and Ben after allowing him to be tormented for hours to act all buddy buddy with him. That's it. Fishtank can have scummy moments and still be a great show.
 
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Is Jeff the worst freeloader in Fishtank history? As seen in the previous pages in the thread really does live up to the term, so I guess he's succeeded in that. He's very anti-entertainment (I don't think I really have to elaborate on how or why) which makes me want him out, but the bizarre personal shit he spews out is funny and he annoys the fish which is good too (albeit, in an unentertaining way.) Don't get me wrong, him constantly soliloquizing and arguing at deafening volumes is annoying, but I feel like he is necessary to an extent for that very reason.
Octavius is worse, boring “dood nothing le matters” soyboy retard who only existed to fan Brian’s SNCA relationship drama with CK and Trish, and left as quickly as he entered
 
burt hiding behind the couch as the gay escort soldiers close in
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burt is getting gaslit so hard it's unreal.
- fishtank has been going on for over 50 years
- frank was on the first season in the 70s
- the first season was in a mental hospital. frank was there because he is also schizophrenic, and he really loves burt he's just having an episode
- burt was on a season 8 years ago but doesn't remember because of memory manipulation from a drug called serum x
- mizzy is a vampire that's been on every season for the last 20 years, that's why she lied about her age
- everyone is drunk all the time because alcohol wards off vampires
 
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I simply said I personally found it scummy how Jet and Ben after allowing him to be tormented for hours to act all buddy buddy with him.
I mean its a common thing they have done to almost everyone - deflate them and then reinflate them. Its basically the same as the toxic relationships some of them are in or the relationships that some of them have with alcohol and the other various vices/faults that they have.

And to be fair - they are all there because they want fame (and maybe to some extent $50k) and this is exactly what real fame is like. No famous person and especially no internet famous has the ability to control how their fanbase reacts.
 
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