What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[boards of canada]

Kids nowadays are (aside from getting fucking castrated) getting plastic surgeries before they're 18

I wish I found this hard to believe.
It's on-par for the weird aged-up appearance of teenage girls. They look 25 at 15.

 

[NoReturn]

I think it almost certainly came from a biolab in China, whether they were messing around with it as a potential bioweapon or for some other reason. Even if it actually did come from the wet market in Wuhan, the origin could still have been the biolab.

I think the stuff they were spraying around Wuhan wasn't antibiotics, but actually inoculants. Some kind of weaker virus that could "out-compete" whatever escaped the lab.

Surely that has to be harmful in some way, right?

Yes, but people don't want to talk about that. It's scary to think about on a more general level, too. People don't like to think about the fact they're "eating" things like their lotion and antiperspirants.

 

[Otterly]

As ridiculous as those in power can be, I doubt there was anything intentional with the release. It was people doing research they didn't have the safety measures to contain.

SARS 1.0 got out a few times, these things are very hard to contain even in western, military biolabs. I’ve worked at a slightly lower BSL and it’s just a pain. It makes you very tired and when you’re tired you make mistakes. Working in total cover PPE is tiring, breathing through a respirator is, reaching for everything and trying to use fiddly shit in thick gloves is tiring. I believe total containment for these things is effectively impossible. Doing it with Chinese standards is suicidal.
I think covid was a program of various viruses (where are the rest of them) and it was an accidental release, and then an awful lot of people decided what the heck, let’s run with my specific agenda,
The only thing that makes me pause and think it might have been deliberate is omicron. Omicron was man made. And there was a program to create a ‘vaccinating virus’ to release against a more serious one. I vacillate between thinking omicron was someone trying to clean up and thinking maybe omicron was actually the point of covid. I guess I’ll never know

you have to ask yourself if it's really healthy for the skin and therefore the body to use an excessive amount of makeup every single day and have it seep in comfortably over the course of a few hours. Surely that has to be harmful in some way, right?

Yeah I don’t wear makeup daily, it’s a twice a year thing if I go out somewhere fancy. I wonder about a lot of the ingredients- even things like talc. All the ‘talc contamination with asbestos’ stuff - what if talc itself is harmful? Maybe not to asbestos level but still harmful? The pigments, the preservatives , loads of random fragrance (which can be any mix of stuff it doesn’t need labelling) and formaldehyde. All over your skin. Yuck. And the smell of it - nail polish makes me feel ill, when I go past the million nail bars that seem to plague everywhere the smell that comes out of them is awful. It must be terrible for the girls who work there.
I was mocked for being against parabens and now I see they’re phasing them out quietly - it there’s a lot of other stuff I think is harmful in so many personal care products

 

[boards of canada]

All over your skin. Yuck.

Not trying to make some girlpowrrr feminist statement here, but I don't think we should expect women to have their skin slathered in layers of toxic clown paint at work or social gatherings for hours just to be seen as normal. I don't think that's very normal. My sister describes that light makeup (she described a routine here, but I don't remember, and the only thing I can really tell is different are her lips that get painted red) makes her feel more "put-together" and presentable, and I think that's good, but light is the keyword here and it's a line that seriously should not be crossed. It's good if you want to put effort into your appearance, but I personally think that should come in the form of hygiene and cleanliness, not a painted-on mask of chemicals and plastics. No, I don't think fancy events like weddings or birthdays or graduations should be excuses to make yourself look like a total clown; I remember when heavy, eye-catching makeup was associated with cheap prostitutes who needed to cover their skin ruined by disease and drugs. I don't think women should look fake and sex doll-like just to not get stared at or thought of as ugly or not good enough. Ties into plastic surgery.
Keep the population sickly and weak through chemicals in the food they eat, the water they drink and the air they breathe, then make them put money into produced chemicals to cover their sickly skin with so they don't look sickly, making themselves even sicker, physically and mentally, in the process. Keep them on-edge, perpetually defeated and hopeless.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Despite calling it absurd and untrue in its opening statement, it states something that is undeniable reality in its second sentence.

The only thing that is actually arguable is if it is a purposeful genocide and if the jewish connection exists.

The entire issue these "people" have with Great Replacement is that the hecking chuds do not want to be replaced. They are 100% on board with it and the migrant replacement, they just don't want anyone to call it what it is because then normies might start to stand up to it.

All this COVID talk made me go look through my COVID folder I started in Jan 2020. Here's some interesting stuff I saved early on from mostly 4chan.

I really wish I was on the farms at the time, as I witnessed a lot of Covid stuff from a reddit perspective and some really REALLY fucking creepy shit happened.

Basically starting in late November 2019 as news of it started leaking out a bunch of reddit subs were made about it. This included once called "Wuhan_Flu" which had a lot of rumors, videos from China, testimonies and early research on the issues of the disease. The consensus quickly came about that Covid was killing chinks by fucking with their hearts, that chink high smoking rates were probably to blame for some of the mortality, and that the cases of "sudden death" were likely said cardiac arrests happening (there were quite a few videos of chinks around Wuhan in December going about their day and then suddenly just falling over).

Then in January something really weird started happening.

All the subs about it (Covid-19, WuhanFlu, ChinaFlu, SARS-19 and such) which were separated but all dedicated to the same thing started having the exact same mods put in their mod teams. In particular they all had the same user put in charge as the head mod which was a 6 year old account which had been absolutely dead for like 5 years before suddenly coming online in December 2019. Said mod takeover quickly began to enforce a pretty obvious orthodoxy: No racism (a.k.a. no more questioning if asians were more at risk and no bad mouthing China), conspiracy theories were cracked down on (not fully, but you could no longer question if this was a manmade virus and bat soup narrative was taken as gospel) and far more mainstream media sources started being used and encouraged. It was not to the point it would become by March as people were still questioning The Science pretty hard but it was obvious that there were now subjects and roads of inquiry that were absolutely forbidden.

The WuhanFlu subreddit refused to add this guy as a mod. And less than a week later the sub was quarantined and the admins started doing the same to any subs not with this dude in charge. It got to the point where the Discord server for the sub was outright deleted by Discord themselve, and when they tried to make a new one Discord deleted it even faster. The eventually moved to Element.

The sub itself is still around, but almost everything from the actual early days is gone almost with pretty much all the early users having been banned or suspended. It's a shadow of it's former self, though some have tried to keep fighting and it is still pushing back against the whole New Normal thing and gathering info on both Covid and now the vaccines and big farmer. Some redditors insist that the sub was ruined because of "MAGA extremists" which is a absurd attempt at retconning history since during the time when the sub was most active before it got pretty much killed by admins suspending users and extreme spam was before Covid was political. They even mess up the timing of T_D being quarantined and banned to mix things up, ignore how the sub was in arms at the stupidity of making the idea of stopping flights from Wuhan to the USA as a "racist policy" and facepalming at the people falling for the CCP racial blackmail.

The original reason given for quarantining the Wuhan_Flu sub was that they were spreading misinformation and fearmongering by saying the disease could be deadly when The Science of the WHO, Fauci and mainstream news were all saying the Flu was much worse and you should go to Chinatown and hug a chink to defeat racism. Literally 2 months later they were making the "fearmongers" look like calm and collected stoics, who were "just" wearing N95 masks when in crowded shops and public transport instead of having two masks on while at the beach 20 feet away from the closest person and taking baths in hand sanitizer.

 

[indomitable snowman]

I think it almost certainly came from a biolab in China, whether they were messing around with it as a potential bioweapon or for some other reason. Even if it actually did come from the wet market in Wuhan, the origin could still have been the biolab.

I don't think it was a deliberate release or it wouldn't have started out exactly where it came from. You don't set your own house on fire in the hopes it sets the neighbor's house on fire, too, you just set the neighbor's house on fire.

Incidentally, I had exactly that strange illness before the official media started talking about COVID and so did many other people I know. It didn't have the taste thing, but it was an extremely violent cough that lingered for almost a month. It didn't have a lot of the other things that later came to be associated with COVID. For instance, other than the cough itself, I didn't feel particularly bad or feverish other than the first couple days.

I do remember it was incredibly virulent and spread like wildfire and then suddenly just disappeared entirely.

I think it's possible there were multiple leaks from the lab. If one virus leaked because of poor standards, why not more. The Wuhan Cornavirus was just the longest lasting one that didn't burn out.

A decent amount of it is trend following, and the trends get worse over time as Hollywood becomes older, sicker, and filled with more and more silicone, sculpted more and more by cosmetic surgeries.

Kids nowadays are (aside from getting fucking castrated) getting plastic surgeries before they're 18, this shit is getting out of control, and I have no idea of how it could be fixed without burning instagram to the ground.

Honestly, I think it's the insane filters everyone has on their pictures now and many don't even realize it. It creates this false reality where everyone has a fictional version of themselves. It goes down to the phones automatically putting filters on pictures that looks downright weird. The body acceptance movement shouldn't be about HAES, but accepting you are a unique person that might have some blemishes and wrinkles, but it shouldn't make you "ugly".

All the subs about it (Covid-19, WuhanFlu, ChinaFlu, SARS-19 and such) which were separated but all dedicated to the same thing started having the exact same mods put in their mod teams. In particular they all had the same user put in charge as the head mod which was a 6 year old account which had been absolutely dead for like 5 years before suddenly coming online in December 2019. Said mod takeover quickly began to enforce a pretty obvious orthodoxy: No racism (a.k.a. no more questioning if asians were more at risk and no bad mouthing China), conspiracy theories were cracked down on (not fully, but you could no longer question if this was a manmade virus and bat soup narrative was taken as gospel) and far more mainstream media sources started being used and encouraged. It was not to the point it would become by March as people were still questioning The Science pretty hard but it was obvious that there were now subjects and roads of inquiry that were absolutely forbidden.

I remember all that too.

 

[Otterly]

I think it's the insane filters everyone has on their pictures now and many don't even realize it.

I realised recently that everyone at work uses filters over video calls. I’d been wondering why they all looked so much better and if it was just the poor light we have had the last few months (it’s perpetual rain right now..) then someone on here mentioned filters and the penny dropped. Even on work zoom calls everyone is on soft focus. It’s quite bizarre.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Whatever happened to Paul Combetta aka u/Stonetear? The furfag IT guy who went on Reddit to ask how to strip the to/from info out of email for a VERY VIP client (it was Hillary). There was some lulz on the_donald when his furfaggotry was uncovered and I recall him being dragged in front of Congress as the Hillary leaks unfolded. But then as far as I can recall and as far as I can tell, he kinda just disappeared

 

[boards of canada]

I realised recently that everyone at work uses filters over video calls. I’d been wondering why they all looked so much better and if it was just the poor light we have had the last few months (it’s perpetual rain right now..) then someone on here mentioned filters and the penny dropped. Even on work zoom calls everyone is on soft focus. It’s quite bizarre.

To keep a society of vain, materialistic people in a permanent state of misery, just remind them how "ugly" their natural human form is through shit like this. Remind them that they'll never achieve the inhuman plastic perfection they strive for. Social media has played a large role in why people today are so obsessed with their looks.

 

[Screamer_2]

Honestly, I think it's the insane filters everyone has on their pictures now and many don't even realize it. It creates this false reality where everyone has a fictional version of themselves. It goes down to the phones automatically putting filters on pictures that looks downright weird. The body acceptance movement shouldn't be about HAES, but accepting you are a unique person that might have some blemishes and wrinkles, but it shouldn't make you "ugly".

There's also the whole issue of how the wide angle lenses on cameras also distort how people think they look. They take a selfie and it's a close wide angle photo which doesn't represent how they look when they look in the mirror.

As someone who has always dabbled in Photoshop, I remember eons ago figuring out how to smooth skin, touch-ups and various things. I'd smooth the skin with various blurs. Use high-pass blending layers to put back in some skin detail and work to get it to still look real. Then people get filters on their phones and it's a smear of skin texture and some hearts over their noses and they're completely fine then posting that monstrosity online.

I don't understand how people are fine with such obviously awful photos. Is it accepted like a vintage Instagram filter? It's just a look?

 

[AnOminous]

Not trying to make some girlpowrrr feminist statement here, but I don't think we should expect women to have their skin slathered in layers of toxic clown paint at work or social gatherings for hours just to be seen as normal.

I think good makeup shouldn't even be noticeable, at least to most straight men.

 

[Osmosis Jones]

There's also the whole issue of how the wide angle lenses on cameras also distort how people think they look. They take a selfie and it's a close wide angle photo which doesn't represent how they look when they look in the mirror.

As someone who has always dabbled in Photoshop, I remember eons ago figuring out how to smooth skin, touch-ups and various things. I'd smooth the skin with various blurs. Use high-pass blending layers to put back in some skin detail and work to get it to still look real. Then people get filters on their phones and it's a smear of skin texture and some hearts over their noses and they're completely fine then posting that monstrosity online.

I don't understand how people are fine with such obviously awful photos. Is it accepted like a vintage Instagram filter? It's just a look?

I can’t remember which phone it was now but the front cam had the scariest most uncanny filter I’ve ever seen in my life. This was back when phones didn’t have active photo correction like they do now (that shit will remove bird legs for no reason) and this phone had a “beauty filter” for selfies. It set off things in my lizard brain I’ve never felt before because the image being shown back to me was so not me. Now I’m left wondering how much the technology has improved versus how much I’ve been trained to not notice it.

 

[Rome vs Judea]

I really cannot think of a bigger conspiracy than college. Collect 300K in debt, get a degree in something you will never use

Basically, if a person has a high enough IQ, they can succeed in almost any position. Companies were giving aptitude tests to find good candidates and then trained them to work in that specific field. Very efficient use of everyone's time. College was reserved for the few who wanted more than just job training.

This was deemed racist by the courts because blacks are low IQ. Companies, still needing a way to filter competent employees, offloaded their general intelligence testing to universities.

College then shifted from higher learning into a jobs training program that was required for employment. Now that a degree was the aptitude test for employers, Jews saw a captured market. You must go through them for employment now.

Traditionally, the parents paid for this higher education. They either had the money or the credit worthiness and assets to secure a loan. Prices were relatively cheap because it wasn't yet a cattle farm for the masses and banks still required collateral before they handed over large sums of money.

Banks weren't going to give these loans to kids, so what did they do? They got the government to back student loans, making it zero risk for the lender. Every retarded teenager with a pulse now qualifies for insane amounts of credit. Your Jewish banker now has a massive new market of debtors and it doesn't even matter if they can pay the loans back or not!

Doing all this to adolescents has been a crime against humanity. Thank a Nigger and a Jew for making everything in this world dogshit.

 

[Totallyunknown]

Proper skincare and preparation would not have such chemicals soaking into your skin due to the barrier of various sunscreens, moisturizers and primers.

Makeup has expiration dates due to the fact they assume jars or tubes will be consistently opened and possibly applied directly to your skin with an applicator returned into the package without sterilization. This collects a lot of germs and dust, let alone the mold that an grow in things that are using natural ingredients. The over pricing of these items is definitely part of a conspiracy in itself but its a tax women pay, like the gendered haircut prices.

Furthermore if you ever get makeup done professionally for an event, your artist should never ever touch the makeup in the package to apply to your skin. That is disgusting as you don't know how many people they used the item on, for instance something like lipstick should be removed from the tube and applied to a clean and sterilized palette before being applied with a preferably brand new brush or one that has been properly cleaned and sterilized. Makeup has the potential to be disgusting and makeup wearers are aware of it.

There is a weird conspiracy around sunscreen being regulated as a medical product in North America and does not allow certain ingredients that other countries do that people find to have better effectiveness and consistency. I haven't done massive research into it but I know the beauty girls swear by Korean sunscreen that is not sold in NA and has to be imported due to these restrictions.

 

[NoReturn]

I remember when heavy, eye-catching makeup was associated with cheap prostitutes who needed to cover their skin ruined by disease and drugs.
[...]
Keep the population sickly and weak through chemicals in the food they eat, the water they drink and the air they breathe, then make them put money into produced chemicals to cover their sickly skin with so they don't look sickly, making themselves even sicker, physically and mentally, in the process. Keep them on-edge, perpetually defeated and hopeless.

I was going to bring it up when I read the first part, but you got there yourself in the same post.
"Normalizing" daily-wear makeup has a similar effect to normalizing shaving your privates. Originally, prostitutes were the only ones doing it (because of lice and also as a way to prove they don't have visible wounds from STDs). Now, it's more common as a fashion thing. If we normalize a full-face of makeup on everyone, then it's harder to spot who is more sick and who isn't.

I realised recently that everyone at work uses filters over video calls. I’d been wondering why they all looked so much better and if it was just the poor light we have had the last few months (it’s perpetual rain right now..) then someone on here mentioned filters and the penny dropped. Even on work zoom calls everyone is on soft focus. It’s quite bizarre.

On the same topic as the above, this has got to be doing a number on people. If you get used to seeing your face filtered and softened, then when you see it for how it really is, it's going to do some psychological damage.

There is a weird conspiracy around sunscreen being regulated as a medical product in North America and does not allow certain ingredients that other countries do that people find to have better effectiveness and consistency. I haven't done massive research into it but I know the beauty girls swear by Korean sunscreen that is not sold in NA and has to be imported due to these restrictions.

I can vouch for the sunscreen in the US being fucky. I've gotten painful cystic acne multiple times from wearing it before, but that doesn't happen with the Japanese or Korean ones I've tried.

 

[boards of canada]

"Normalizing" daily-wear makeup has a similar effect to normalizing shaving your privates. Originally, prostitutes were the only ones doing it (because of lice and also as a way to prove they don't have visible wounds from STDs). Now, it's more common as a fashion thing. If we normalize a full-face of makeup on everyone, then it's harder to spot who is more sick and who isn't.

Simultaneously, as makeup became something to wear everyday every time you leave the house and it got increasingly heavier and more elaborate, the very fashion that women practice became more on-par with prostitutes. Now fashion trends follow what was once considered slut wear when I was younger, stuff that moms would have long talks with their daughters over. My sister wasn't allowed sleeveless shirts in front of anyone except the immediate family in the same house, being our parents and siblings. Now women walk around nonchalantly with their ass hanging out as they walk and torso up to the breasts exposed completely. You can dress however you want, but you shouldn't expect the rest of the world to react positively to it, that is, a normal world that doesn't approve of such things. Just for practical reasons you shouldn't walk around half-naked, no matter how hot it is.
When presenting this stance to certain women in my life, I get hit with a comparison to muslim niqabs and hijabs and whatnot. Niqab women look like walking black mailboxes. People can't understand moderate opinions that don't swing to one or the other extreme. Women should just dress normally!
You're biologically wired to be attracted to healthy looking women. The most attractive woman is one with visibly healthy, clean skin and strong silky hair. Attractive women cloak their beauty in toxic chemicals and fake plastic-y wigs.

 

[Mao Hao Hao]

If that's true, why do women choose to put such chemicals all over their face and wear them for hours to soak into the skin? I'm getting squirmy just thinking of that. Ew.
While I won't discourage women from trying to make themselves look presentable or whatever they consider pretty, you have to ask yourself if it's really healthy for the skin and therefore the body to use an excessive amount of makeup every single day and have it seep in comfortably over the course of a few hours. Surely that has to be harmful in some way, right?
What's the end goal of women's standards for "acceptable" or "daily" makeup getting more and more extreme and elaborate and downright wasteful? Is this truly beauty or an exaggerated carcaricature

Makeup has been so varied through history in terms of how deadly it was. Lead, arsenic, and other heavy metals were very present in eyeshadows and foundations across generations, along with the use of things to make the eyes look brighter (usually belladonna).
I think people today just assume everything is safe since there's places and rules that check such things, and the packaging always states stuff like 'natural' and 'none of this bad stuff in here' and no one questions because it's clearly better than the old days when everything was poison.

I realised recently that everyone at work uses filters over video calls. I’d been wondering why they all looked so much better and if it was just the poor light we have had the last few months (it’s perpetual rain right now..) then someone on here mentioned filters and the penny dropped. Even on work zoom calls everyone is on soft focus. It’s quite bizarre.

There's someone I know who uses filters on her babies pictures. That can't be good for a child's mental health having your own parent make your face 'better'.

 

[FatalTater]

I was reminded today that back in September all the directors of *cough*Jewish owned*cough* 23andMe resigned at the same time.

https://apnews.com/article/23andme-board-directors-resign-settlement-b3fda30fc8a95538f9391c5439c1cd52

https://archive.ph/d3nLW

I wonder if there's anything scandalous going to be revealed soon that leaders of a company messing around with DNA might not want to be associated with?

 

[Burnt Effigy]

I wonder if there's anything scandalous going to be revealed soon that leaders of a company messing around with DNA might not want to be associated with?

All of these services sell your DNA, and the feds obviously get a copy too.
However, literally everybody knows that already, I wonder what they could do that would actually scare people.

Virus research? Gain of function? mRNA injection experiments? Eugenics? We'll never know.
(although to be honest, all of those are already happening with the data sold as specified above, so I have zero idea)

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

This seems like the right thread, can anyone tell me a good place to learn about the holocaust that isn't The Official Narrative™ or "and as I said 4000 pages ago on this obscure webforum, the jews are all lizard holograms from mars"? Something that isn't completely batshit insane, but isn't just "look at your history textbook from high school and shut up already"?

Well sadly, all roads end up proving the jew lizard thing. There's not really any getting around it

If you're talking specifically about the holocaust, start here: europeans can't be jews, hitlers right hand guy was named rosenbaum, and hitler wanted to end the david line of the messiah