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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 336 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 531 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.6%

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It's exceedingly obvious that Jet and Ben are not good people. Seeing a desperate drug addict like Jeff be tortured and humiliated to breaking point solely for their entertainment is sadistic. Also, hearing Jet seethe at Mizzy today when she refused to publicly damage her own reputation in that retarded "darkest thing I ever did" challenge makes me suspect Franks relentless reign of terror at Mizzy today was intended as a punishment for her that I feel even Sam recognised as too much.

Sam on the other hand doesn't strike me as cruel or evil. He's fair in how he tests people and exposes them for who they really are; good or bad. Giving people opportunities to prove they can overcome adversity or improve themselves, or exposing liars and frauds and humbling them for it, all with absurdist comedy as a backdrop. That's where Fishtank shines. But the hardship and the chaos has to be justified otherwise its no better than your usual subversive Jewish garbage.

I don't want to watch the /r9k/ retards powertrip show, where he tortures people for ego and personal amusement and where show running decisions are made emotionally.

I want to watch the Sam show, where each modern day retard is tested and either moulded into something better or destroyed, all based on their own merits, and show running decisions are made objectively based on what would make a good story.
I don't think your or anyone else here has an idea of who is scripting what. Maybe Jet really is the "producer", but Sam has the final say on everything.

None of us know Sam or the wiggers personally. What we do know is Sam and crew are creatives who want money and influence.

That's it. Don't overthink it.
 
I think they always play down how much profit they're making. During Ball Brothers, every 4 balls is about $100. Every TTS is about $30. Every plushie is almost $300. Roses and toys are cheaper but they've sold a FUCKTON of them. I know Production gives away a lot of freebies, but they're still making enough money to keep Jet in ugly shoes for a long, long time to come.
 
None of the people on this show are "uwu I'm just normal" people. Not even Payton.

Normal people don't go on an off brand reality show named "Famous House". They have actual lives to live with work and probably even a family (no not monkies) to look after.

They are all narcissists at best who don't read or understand contracts. "Just make me famous!"

They can leave at anytime if they think its unfair or they're being scammed. Jet told them this. That would be the smart thing to do.

I could not care less about these people. I'm here for entertainment and to laugh at retards, which they all are. None of them take advice or can even understand when someone is being real with them.
 
Burt in particular is extremely vulnerable (his family sent a police wellness check today)

This was posted in chat, allegedly a transcript of the police call [edit: or something overheard on a police scanner?]
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If it was Burt's family there wouldn't be vagueness like "believes he is schizophrenic," they would have listed his actual conditions including autism. IIRC (also mentioned in chat, by @Punished Borzoi i think) Alex said in one of his lives tonight that he filed a police report against the fishtank house. I think Alex called the police to do that wellfare check.
 
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It's exceedingly obvious that Jet and Ben are not good people. Seeing a desperate drug addict like Jeff be tortured and humiliated to breaking point solely for their entertainment is sadistic. Also, hearing Jet seethe at Mizzy today when she refused to publicly damage her own reputation in that retarded "darkest thing I ever did" challenge makes me suspect Franks relentless reign of terror at Mizzy today was intended as a punishment for her that I feel even Sam recognised as too much.

Sam on the other hand doesn't strike me as cruel or evil. He's fair in how he tests people and exposes them for who they really are; good or bad. Giving people opportunities to prove they can overcome adversity or improve themselves, or exposing liars and frauds and humbling them for it, all with absurdist comedy as a backdrop. That's where Fishtank shines. But the hardship and the chaos has to be justified otherwise its no better than your usual subversive Jewish garbage.

I don't want to watch the /r9k/ retards powertrip show, where he tortures people for ego and personal amusement and where show running decisions are made emotionally.

I want to watch the Sam show, where each modern day retard is tested and either moulded into something better or destroyed, all based on their own merits, and show running decisions are made objectively based on what would make a good story.
Jeff is a fent dealer who deserves way worse
 
This was posted in chat, allegedly a transcript of the police call:
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If it was Burt's family there wouldn't be vagueness like "believes he is schizophrenic," they would have listed his actual conditions including autism. IIRC (also mentioned in chat, by @Punished Borzoi i think) Alex said in one of his lives tonight that he filed a police report against the fishtank house. I think Alex called the police to do that wellfare check.
I highly doubt his family would be okay with him being a male scort/gay pornstar but not with him being in a reality show.
 
None of the people on this show are "uwu I'm just normal" people. Not even Payton.

Normal people don't go on an off brand reality show named "Famous House". They have actual lives to live with work and probably even a family (no not monkies) to look after.

They are all narcissists at best who don't read or understand contracts. "Just make me famous!"

They can leave at anytime if they think its unfair or they're being scammed. Jet told them this. That would be the smart thing to do.

I could not care less about these people. I'm here for entertainment and to laugh at retards, which they all are. None of them take advice or can even understand when someone is being real with them.
Fishtank is literally just a torture chamber for wannabe e celebs. It exists for our amusement and to show the world the types of people who'd humiliate themselves on a 24/7 livestream for clout.
 
This was posted in chat, allegedly a transcript of the police call:
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If it was Burt's family there wouldn't be vagueness like "believes he is schizophrenic," they would have listed his actual conditions including autism. IIRC (also mentioned in chat, by @Punished Borzoi i think) Alex said in one of his lives tonight that he filed a police report against the fishtank house. I think Alex called the police to do that wellfare check.
I don't know how there could be a transcript this quick unless the person who made the call made also made the post themselves. I think you can only get a transcript like this with a FOIA request which would take weeks to go through.
 
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Jeff is a fent dealer who deserves way worse
Is he or is he just talking shit? I kinda just zone out when he talks about anything because it aint funny.
This was posted in chat, allegedly a transcript of the police call:
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If it was Burt's family there wouldn't be vagueness like "believes he is schizophrenic," they would have listed his actual conditions including autism. IIRC (also mentioned in chat, by @Punished Borzoi i think) Alex said in one of his lives tonight that he filed a police report against the fishtank house. I think Alex called the police to do that wellfare check.
Alex or his fat wife or a gay retard fan.
When Alex wife showed up saw some retard on twitter posting about how he put in a report of domestic abuse.
 
It's the small moments with Ian that count. He opens the fridge and asks "yall don't have no mustard n shit?"
He says this after rizzing up Mizzy. How can you not find Ian bumbling around the kitchen like this hilarious?
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If only he knew what happened to all their mustard and shit.
 
Fishtank is literally just a torture chamber for wannabe e celebs. It exists for our amusement and to show the world the types of people who'd humiliate themselves on a 24/7 livestream for clout.
And the thing is, it's not like you can't still be biased towards certain contestants and whatnot. It's fine to pit them against each other. But like...I'm never going to fault production for hassling these people. Unless it were to kill the show (and my entertainment) prematurely.

This even means I'm okay with one of them winning 50k at the end. No, I don't think any of them will ever deserve it but well, someone needs to be paid out to keep the bait going and the fish coming.
 
It's exceedingly obvious that Jet and Ben are not good people. Seeing a desperate drug addict like Jeff be tortured and humiliated to breaking point solely for their entertainment is sadistic. Also, hearing Jet seethe at Mizzy today when she refused to publicly damage her own reputation in that retarded "darkest thing I ever did" challenge makes me suspect Franks relentless reign of terror at Mizzy today was intended as a punishment for her that I feel even Sam recognised as too much.

Sam on the other hand doesn't strike me as cruel or evil. He's fair in how he tests people and exposes them for who they really are; good or bad. Giving people opportunities to prove they can overcome adversity or improve themselves, or exposing liars and frauds and humbling them for it, all with absurdist comedy as a backdrop. That's where Fishtank shines. But the hardship and the chaos has to be justified otherwise its no better than your usual subversive Jewish garbage.

I don't want to watch the /r9k/ retards powertrip show, where he tortures people for ego and personal amusement and where show running decisions are made emotionally.

I want to watch the Sam show, where each modern day retard is tested and either moulded into something better or destroyed, all based on their own merits, and show running decisions are made objectively based on what would make a good story.
You frequent and post on a website that was created to laugh at retards while crying about Jet and Ben producing a show for the sole purpose of laughing at retards.

I partially agree with your last point about Sam. The show is way more entertaining when he's driving.
 
I don't know how there could be a transcript this quick unless the person who made the call made also made the post themselves. I think you can only get a transcript like this with a FOIA request which would take weeks to go through.
I don't know where the screenshot came from, but it could be a transcript of what someone heard on a local police scanner.
 
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It's the small moments with Ian that count. He opens the fridge and asks "yall don't have no mustard n shit?"
He says this after rizzing up Mizzy. How can you not find Ian bumbling around the kitchen like this hilarious?
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It's like there's two different categories of fishtank content. The big shit like challenges, screaming, fights, etc. and the little shit like Josie stimming the duck toy, morgue cam, orbs, Ian, shinji dark souls pose, etc. and people act like they're mutually exclusive or something. Ian is fine but you can't act like he's gonna do anything other than say "that's crazy".

The one thing I miss the most is the fan edits. Maybe it's cause I was in FT discords before but it felt like there was so much funny shit made by fans that's lacking this season.
 
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