Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[Cuck Norris]

*flips over the computer* oKay bitch well I guess u want to get fucked up? fucking idiot. say hello to Gaurd Slipkik streight out of the depths of Azeroth he comes from hell to PineTar and pilage u and get sick because he has gonorea from his ex-wife.

This is not Something Awful. Please take your autistic roleplay to the off-topic board.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Correct me if I'm wrong

You're wrong.

 

[JSGOTI]

*flips over the computer* oKay bitch well I guess u want to get fucked up? fucking idiot. say hello to Gaurd Slipkik streight out of the depths of Azeroth he comes from hell to PineTar and pilage u and get sick because he has gonorea from his ex-wife.

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[Gloomydoom]

Correct me if I'm wrong (I'm not so exceptional that I've closely followed this, I do admit) but Shmorky never made any actual advances upon this girl, did he? No, "hey maybe you/I can visit someday" or "where is your address" or anything like "someday we'll be together in real life when you're old enough" (as in, he was actually grooming a teenager). It was all exclusive to simple online chats/some dumbass scat RP, right?

If not, then I'll redact my statements at least a little bit. If he did indeed truly try to groom someone so much younger than him (and under the age of 1, then there's more legitimate reason to be angry towards him, and that was a huge foul on his part. If it was just some internet friendship that Shmorky pushed his dumbfuck fetish on, then I retain my judgment that this is a piss-weak dramabomb and that people are only flocking to the faux-drama because it surrounds some vaguely recognizable Internet personality.

I know you dickshits love your little witchhunts and jerking yourselves off to speculation and rumor and obviously someone saying "who gives a fuck lol" is going to be received poorly, I just felt I wanted to at least put my two cents into it, beings that Something Awful and its surrounding personalities kind of shaped who I became on the internet.

OH YEAH? KILL YOURSELF I FUCKING DARE YOU TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF AND POST IT SO THE WORLD COULD SEE YOU STUPID PEDOPHILIC ASEXUAL DEFENDER. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOU BECAUSE WE'RE BUSY LAUGHING AT HIM. GO BACK TO THE IMAGEBOARD.

 

[Cuck Norris]

OH YEAH? KILL YOURSELF I FUCKING DARE YOU TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF AND POST IT SO THE WORLD COULD SEE YOU STUPID PEDOPHILIC ASEXUAL DEFENDER. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOU BECAUSE WE'RE BUSY LAUGHING AT HIM. GO BACK TO THE IMAGEBOARD.

This is not Something Awful. Please take your autistic roleplay to the off-topic board.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Nah guys @jimpaladinbutgay has a great point. He didn't groom a minor, he just roleplayed diaper-shitting pedo fantasies with a minor every single day, which is obviously not lolcow behavior at all. Thread over, everyone go home.

 

[Gloomydoom]

I'm sorry guys I'm just really angry that someone is still defending shmorky

 

[JSGOTI]

OH YEAH? KILL YOURSELF I FUCKING DARE YOU TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF AND POST IT SO THE WORLD COULD SEE YOU STUPID PEDOPHILIC ASEXUAL DEFENDER. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOU BECAUSE WE'RE BUSY LAUGHING AT HIM. GO BACK TO THE IMAGEBOARD.

"Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not."

 

[ICametoLurk]

I'm sorry guys I'm just really angry that someone is still defending shmorky

Be civil. Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.

lol ninja'd

 

[Nutritious_Banana]

*flips over the computer* oKay bitch well I guess u want to get fucked up? fucking idiot. say hello to Gaurd Slipkik streight out of the depths of Azeroth he comes from hell to PineTar and pilage u and get sick because he has gonorea from his ex-wife.

*Puts on his robe and wizard hat and does very well in that aspect of the scenario

 

[Cthulu]

Two SA tards in one thread. Is it Christmas again already?

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Two SA tards in one thread. Is it Christmas again already?

And we didn't even have to pay $10.

 

[Meowthkip]

That's @Meowthkip, our community ambassador to Tumblr and farmhand on the Tumblr board. They hate her but whenever I log into Tumblr to check hatemail all I see her posting is some fucking gay pokemon shit.

that just makes it really funny, thanks for the info LMAO. i tend to hover around catbountry/meowthkip's tumblr page and more often than not i see her with the pokemon and minding her own business. go figure.

Surprisingly, I don't like to inundate my followers with gossip over Tumblr drama.

I come here for that shit.

 

[HG 400]

Something Awful and its surrounding personalities kind of shaped who I became on the internet.

You should kill yourself. I'm not even trying to be glib or dismissive I'm absolutely serious, you should end your life before you have to suffer through any more of it, you poor pitiable soul.

 

[R.J. MacReady]

Surprisingly, I don't like to inundate my followers with gossip over Tumblr drama.

I come here for that shit.

yeah same, this alias and cellularactivity is specifically for that reason. i just find it funny how people act as though you're balls-deep in drama and also some sort of monster that actively tortures [buzzword of the week], even though you keep this shit where it belongs. gee whiz, it's almost as if people don't make their entire lives revolve around stupid shit on the internet or something, who knew?

also, wow, and here i was, afraid i was gonna embarrass myself. take the RP shit back to Tumblr or SA where it belongs and chill the fuck out, guys.

 

[ICametoLurk]

You should kill yourself. I'm not even trying to be glib or dismissive I'm absolutely serious, you should end your life before you have to suffer through any more of it, you poor pitiable soul.

Ask @Dynastia if you need help doing it.

 

[HG 400]

Ask @Dynastia if you need help doing it.

Let's be real he probably does.

@jimpaladinbutgay I heard getting really stoned then just swimming out into the ocean until you can't swim any further is a pretty popular choice amongst pants-shitting cowards, maybe you could try that.

 

[Anustart]

Correct me if I'm wrong (I'm not so exceptional that I've closely followed this, I do admit) but Shmorky never made any actual advances upon this girl, did he? No, "hey maybe you/I can visit someday" or "where is your address" or anything like "someday we'll be together in real life when you're old enough" (as in, he was actually grooming a teenager). It was all exclusive to simple online chats/some dumbass scat RP, right?

If not, then I'll redact my statements at least a little bit. If he did indeed truly try to groom someone so much younger than him (and under the age of 1, then there's more legitimate reason to be angry towards him, and that was a huge foul on his part. If it was just some internet friendship that Shmorky pushed his dumbfuck fetish on, then I retain my judgment that this is a piss-weak dramabomb and that people are only flocking to the faux-drama because it surrounds some vaguely recognizable Internet personality.

I know you dickshits love your little witchhunts and jerking yourselves off to speculation and rumor and obviously someone saying "who gives a fuck lol" is going to be received poorly, I just felt I wanted to at least put my two cents into it, beings that Something Awful and its surrounding personalities kind of shaped who I became on the internet.

So how are your scat roleplays going?

 

[attack alligator]

Let's be real he probably does.

@jimpaladinbutgay I heard getting really stoned then just swimming out into the ocean until you can't swim any further is a pretty popular choice amongst pants-shitting cowards, maybe you could try that.

I don't know if that would work. Someone might mistake him for a wounded manatee and stage a rescue effort.

 

[X68000]

I know you dickshits love your little witchhunts and jerking yourselves off to speculation and rumor and obviously someone saying "who gives a fuck lol" is going to be received poorly, I just felt I wanted to at least put my two cents into it, beings that Something Awful and its surrounding personalities kind of shaped who I became on the internet.

Fuck off, something awful forums poster Paladinus. You don't have to play devil's advocate for a pedophile.