Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Aunt Carol]

Is that "cloak" a cheap raincoat?

I joked about getting a LARP-quality hooded cloak earlier, but man.

Halloween was only a few weeks ago, which means post-Halloween costume sales were only a few weeks minus a day ago. I wouldn't expect Stephanie to have a five-year plan, but she knew she was going the professional occultist route and she still completely blew the chance to stock up on wizard robes at a discount. This cheap, shiny fabric photographs exactly like what it is.

I mostly stocked up on glowsticks but I got a spider-themed poncho too, also at 90% off

 

[AfghanBlue]

Jfc Staph.
At this point you really need to just lose some fucking weight.
Imagine if I, a skinny person, made all my (lame anime versions which I don't use but if I did) pictures really fucking fat?

People would be like uh what are you doing lol? Why do you do that?

Not only is she not this skinny now, she has NEVER been anywhere close. This is what happens when you share your kiddy pics online. We know that the fat is chronic.

 

[Chromeo]

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Jfc Staph.
At this point you really need to just lose some fucking weight.
Imagine if I, a skinny person, made all my (lame anime versions which I don't use but if I did) pictures really fucking fat?

People would be like uh what are you doing lol? Why do you do that?

Not only is she not this skinny now, she has NEVER been anywhere close. This is what happens when you share your kiddy pics online. We know that the fat is chronic.

It could be that she's using a picrew that doesn't have fat options

 

[Aunt Carol]

Not going to fixate on this, but search "wizard robe" on Etsy and recall a 12-pack of Olipop is $30. Stephanie is a bad Druid.


Cheat and be less autistic and search "hooded cloak" somewhere that sellers don't have to pretend to be artisans, and there are even more options. Wizard robes are pretty fat-friendly and definitely not gender-specific, and you can wear your stretched-out T-shirts with dumb prints underneath them if you want. In conclusion, this should be the new Tumblr fashion trend.

 

[moorhen]

Unfortunately, she has reposted one of her nudes. NSFW below, but it has been seen before

Bitch, both of those cards would be declined violently and immediately.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Because I know you're all looking for Christmas Yuletide presents, here are just some of the many excellent books by Raven Kaldera you can give to your loved ones to show them what you're really all about:

Some excerpts from

And here he sings "Loki Love Song" at a very fat wedding, decent performance actually.

edit:
A Vice interview

Raven’s a chilled out guy. He worships Norse gods by sticking his boyfriend’s fist in his arse and then at sunset goes home to his wife of 19 years. His boyfriend used to be a woman, his wife used to be a man, and Raven himself used to be a woman – but that’s semantics.

Depending on the circles you mix in, there are many roles you may identify Raven from. You could know him as one of the world’s prominent voices on paganism and BDSM; or an enthusiastic authority on polyamorous relationships. He’s a celebrated writer of transsexual pornography and an author and essayist on topics like vampirism and shamanism. Or he may be your abuse counsellor.
However, if you have a really exciting private life you’ll probably know him as an ‘Ordeal Master’. In this guise, Raven devises events to humiliate servile followers, looking to learn the limits of their strength and endurance. Testing them by acting out fantasies of rape and torture.

A newagefraud.org thread from 2012 where he is variously accused of abuse, fraud and cultural appropriation.
Are Staph's people complaining about these old accusations or is there something newer?

edit deux:
"He" gave birth to a daughter, so all claims of being "intersex" are bullshit.
"A Gender Variance Who's Who"

Despite being masculine, Kaldera became a wife and the mother of a daughter, and was planning to be a science fiction writer and a folk musician, until a near-death experience while battling with lupus.

"During this drawn-out illness, I had a massive vision of the goddess who had been involved with me throughout my life.”

She revealed herself as Hela, the Norse goddess of death.

"She hung me up, tore me apart like a butchered animal and rebuilt me. When I came to, I was different. I lost some fears, I lost some memories, I lost some personality traits, and there were some new things. I’d always been able to sense ghosts but now could see them much more clearly. I’d always been able to vaguely sense the presence of gods and divine entities, but suddenly they were there, like an electric fence."

Hela told Kaldera to become a man, an option he had already been considering. He took testosterone and had chest surgery.

“It was a gamble, it was a leap in the dark, but it was absolutely wonderful. For me it was sacred shape-shifting. OK, socially it’s been very difficult, but y’know, it’s hard to be a minority. The irony was that I went through my second puberty at 30, around the same time my daughter went through normal puberty.”

Later the god Baphomet arrived and talked to Kaldera.

"The reason that he, or she, liked me is that he’s a hermaphroditic god. He can shift back and forth, but he’s always mixed. I’ve lent him my body. In Afro-Caribbean terms, I’m a ‘horse’, in that I will lend my body consensually to god-possession under certain circumstances or rituals. He makes sure, while he’s using my body, to leave me a lesson of some kind.”

He is the leader or king of the Neo-Pagan First Kingdom Church of Asphodel. His wife of 13 years is Bella, a trans women. They own and run Cauldron Farm, a pagan homestead in Hubbardston in rural Massachusetts, where they live with his daughter, who still calls him 'Mum'.

Much of what he has written is controversial and is rejected by other neo-pagan groups, particularly the emphasis on ordeal, the fact that he has a boyfriend-slave, and is into domination that features pain and violence. He has written 33 books.

The more you poke this one, the more crazy shit falls out.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Interesting. I wonder what chat this was?

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

Of course she says the old man was being threatening to her. Someone should cast a spell on Staph that makes her unable to lie. (Now watch her say she's put a protection spell on her mouth.)

Today, Spudlet got to leave the house! She banged a big drum, wore a cool robe, and even met strangers! What a big day for the little Spud!
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She looks adorable in this, like a Russian babushka doll. (BTW you're a very talented artist. I love all your art posting.)

Oh dear! Does this mean all the intersexys from the last video are in the and books too for association, or they will be contacted with this damming info?
Staph's flame of friendship burns bright but very very very fast.


Holy shit, her voice is even more fucked in this new video . Now it's got a dash of laryngitis and a hint of 14 year old boy intermied with Old Lady.
Guess testosterones work is only just begun, with the dose upping.

She is also wearing the *exact* same clothes as several days ago


Not to be peepeepoopoosexual, but is that a fart on the 14th second?
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She said it happens when she goes down stairs, and if she's having to high-step it over piles of Women's Weeklys...

Lol that you can hear her having to carefully step over her junk stacks.

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Easy there staph
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That amazon's finest polyester looks mighty flammable. Don't wanna go down in a Mx Havisham blaze.
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Album released in the new year

@Chromeo i love 'the cool S' in Staph's face scribbles

Thanks for the new userpic.

Because I know you're all looking for Christmas Yuletide presents, here are just some of the many excellent books by Raven Kaldera you can give to your loved ones to show them what you're really all about:
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And here he sings "Loki Love Song" at a very fat wedding, decent performance actually.

edit:
A Vice interview


A newagefraud.org thread from 2012 where he is variously accused of abuse, fraud and cultural appropriation.
Are Staph's people complaining about these old accusations or is there something newer?

An insane, sadistic BDSM freak turns out to be an abuser. In other news the sky is blue and water is wet.

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Interesting. I wonder what chat this was?

You are a pedophile, Staph. You have a history of grooming minors.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Additional comments to my previous post:



She doesn't mention anything in there about her pedo accusation. 'His books, which are apparently full of cultural appropriation' Bitch, you owned his books (and recommended them on her blog), do you actually ever read the books you own?

On a video of a cat stealing sponges:

The most rare and expensive ones are the ones she keeps away from Sigyn, but not the others? Keep them away from your cat, if she is prone to stealing them, because if swallowed then you will have an expensive vet bill to pay.


TMI about her mom, again.


No wonder she complains about badly sleeping, she doesn't use her bed.


The cat looks nothing like Peetie. Her paws are intact, for starters. She always makes any cat death about herself, but when it comes to other animals...


A fucking goldfish owner is shown more sympathy. Unbelievable.


You're a threat, but not because of your genitals. Also, no one is going to shriek in horror for thinking there's a man in the women's bathroom, they're just going to think you're an unfortunate looking woman.


Sorry to sound like a heartless bitch, but that was twenty years ago, Staph. However...


So Christmas wasn't 'irrevocably ruined' then.


No 'I love you' for Signy.


How much baking powder are you putting in??


'Sad villains' being people like Jeffrey Dahmer.


Your god is genderfluid, but yet you refer to him as 'he' and talk about his dick all the time.


They're in the YouTube description box, you dummy. Old Norse and English. FYI: The song is pretty good.


Only sometimes?

Bonus:

I imagine a slapfight later.

 

[AfghanBlue]

"the chat" that Staph is referring to, is probably the chat function that was on the recent intersex Zoom seminar ?
There seemed to be a tab for a chat, I had a look but didn't see anyone using it so assumed it was switched off.
Perhaps this means it was on but was going through moderation..

Which means the only chat was calling Staph a nonce, lol. This is what becomes when you slapfight across all available platforms, and then also gab about your upcoming totally professional undertakings.
Might not get another one of these (very misguided) invitations from this org.

So staph calls that woman who had to field that, to snitch that *another*, Staph-invited, member of the event, Raven, actually is a sex abuser- which this woman probably already knew because it's like clear as can be, if you're going to take it that way, on the first Google search.

It's funny cos staph is all respect muh paraphilias, but then when someone is pushing the boundaries bdsm wise, she will leap to the click of the first person who tells her they are bad, and blow up a friendship, by making a statement on her activism page to a grand audience of absolutely no one, benefitting nothing.
Looking at those book titles, she really found herself a matching odd pea in an odd pod in Kaldera, but threw them under the bus with a quickness.

What " kink circles" is staph participating consensually in?

Imaginary ghost sex doesn't count, for the last time, Stephanie .

 

[nonespecified]

This thread fascinated me to begin with, and I've followed it pretty religiously, but I gotta be honest. It just disgusts me now. Seeing that gross fat stubbly face, listening to that fucking voice, reading the stupid fucking posts, looking at her stupid finger painted scraps of torn t-shirts, it's just too fucking much. It nauseates me. Sickens me.

 

[often puzzled]

A fucking goldfish owner is shown more sympathy. Unbelievable

She literally said "I'm sorry for your loss . . . BUT." Good grief.

Not going to fixate on this

Come now, you're on Kiwi Farms. You're among fixated friends!

Today, Spudlet got to leave the house! She banged a big drum, wore a cool robe, and even met strangers! What a big day for the little Spud!
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You know what we really need? The Spudlet series of children's books! Some suggested titles:

• Spudlet Goes to the Park
• Spudlet Misses the Bus
• Spudlet Fails to Learn a Lesson [multipart series]
• Spudlet and the Parking Lot Weeds
• Spudlet Gets a Tat
• Spudlet and the Missing T-Gel
• Spudlet and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Discourse
• Spudlet and the Missing Vagina

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Wow, extremely rare arfvedsonite showed up in southern NY? Not to be confused with the more common gullibulium.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

She doesn't mention anything in there about her pedo accusation. 'His books, which are apparently full of cultural appropriation' Bitch, you owned his books (and recommended them on her blog), do you actually ever read the books you own?

Cultural appropriation is a ridiculous concept anyway, since most of the time it's pretty much woke-speak for "segregation is good, actually" and applied to trivial things like white people eating sushi or a fashion designer taking inspiration from the folk dress of another country, but I'd argue what Staph's doing with her whole Norse Viking act comes pretty damn close to actual appropriation since she's taking on a cultural identity she really has no ties to apart from results on a DNA test and thinks daydreaming about sex with Loki and banging drums in the streets while wearing a Halloween costume cape and chanting the Norse alphabet gives her a deep connection to her Swedish heritage despite her having never left the USA. I've heard a lot of people actually from Scandinavia say they find the romanticised view of their history and culture Americans have rather cringeworthy and blame History Channel/Netflix's Vikings for the rise of Norseaboos. But by her logic, she's not guilty of appropriation because she's "following ancestral traditions" but her friend is because she used Native American religious practices in her writing...? Sounds pretty white power to me.

Your god is genderfluid, but yet you refer to him as 'he' and talk about his dick all the time.

This is the first time in a while she's used demigender rather than bxy to describe herself even though the definitions are the same (part male part genderless) - is she getting sick of us joking about it, or of having to spell it out all the time? Either way, the most masculine thing about her is her lack of hygiene and the fact she probably stinks enough to clear a room.

 

[Chromeo]

She looks adorable in this, like a Russian babushka doll. (BTW you're a very talented artist. I love all your art posting.)

<3 I'm touched, thank you! I think Spudlet staph is @Meowzers 's baby, it just happens to be easy to draw when I'm bored at work lol

Spudlet and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Discourse

Mind if I borrow that real quick?

 

[Aunt Carol]

'His books, which are apparently full of cultural appropriation' Bitch, you owned his books (and recommended them on her blog), do you actually ever read the books you own?

This seems like a big tell to me, too. Either Stephanie didn't read them, or she read them completely uncritically, so when someone says "oooh that's got cultural appropriation," she can't say "oh dang I see that now" or make a case as to why that's untrue.

I'm leaning toward the latter. The academic credentials (and following recipes) say she can read just fine, the question is whether she can think.


So exactly how big a fish is Raven Kaldera in the BDSM pagan pond? Stephanie is a nobody but she's made personal contact with this pooner before. Now she's repeating slanderous claims in public with their name attached. That seems like a misstep.

I have no problem believing accusations of bad behavior in the online polyamorous BDSM transgender pagan community, mind you. (It gets more credible with each of those adjectives.) This just seems like Stephanie's wading into a years-long fight that's small enough to notice her joining in.

 

[Vandy2]

This thread fascinated me to begin with, and I've followed it pretty religiously, but I gotta be honest. It just disgusts me now. Seeing that gross fat stubbly face, listening to that fucking voice, reading the stupid fucking posts, looking at her stupid finger painted scraps of torn t-shirts, it's just too fucking much. It nauseates me. Sickens me.

On the Gyro iceberg those are honestly the least infuriating things about this spud, bud.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

This seems like a big tell to me, too. Either Stephanie didn't read them, or she read them completely uncritically, so when someone says "oooh that's got cultural appropriation," she can't say "oh dang I see that now" or make a case as to why that's untrue.

There is no way Staph didn't know about the cultural appropriation or them being a giant perv, they're completely open about it. It's obviously what appealed to Staph in the first place, that's why I was wondering if there were newer accusations than this decades old stuff. All the "respectable" Pagan organizations have denounced them ages ago for their BDSM rituals, like hanging naked women from trees by hooks in their skin to evoke Odin, worshipping evil entities like Loki (yes, this is actually controversial), "ordeal mastery" where they recreate rape and other traumatic scenarioes for the purpose of spiritual healing etc.
Canceling them for cultural appropriation seems like the smallest fish to fry.
Anyway, they're completely unapologetic about their mix and match praxis, here's how they justify calling themselves a shaman

My defense is that my Goddess told me to use it, and that I pay for it. The first reason is no defense because the sort of people who make these accusations don't believe in Gods, spirits, or their authority over people. In fact, when I relayed that once to an activist, she sniffed that if my spirits were real they wouldn't ask me to do offensive things like that. (Which just shows how little she know about how spirits really operate, and what they do and do not give a damn about.)

"You mean stealing Native American religion is OK if you send a check to someone's Cherokee grandma?" And I said, "Yes. If every single white person that did *anything* with Native American spirituality made it their business to make regular donations to the Cherokee grandma and her equivalents and the organizations that help them, do you know how much change that would create?"

 

[Pee Your Pants]

More pedo defending last night:









The whole 'I fantasise about having sex with the ghosts of adult serial killers makes me sympathise with pedos' does not stand up. That's like a gay person saying they defend pedos because they are also judged for their sexuality. It's just a ridiculous excuse to defend pedos.

And of course she brings out her social worker qualification.

 

[Helvetia]

"you find a zionist and a conservative. antis are completely comfortable with the company of fascists. i wonder why that is."

Zionists = jews
fascists = nazis
jews = nazis?