🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[bookers]

oh my god lmao
also info - lie detector guy says the reports wont happen until tomorrow
ALSO - burts from newark lol

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

I mean I agree Payton is also getting softballed, but Binx has been hassled the least and I'm sorry but having a short scuffle shouldn't be enough to coast by on for the whole show.

there has to be a hassling curve. some people can clearly take more than others and if you treated everyone equally it would be a worse show.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

I fucking love this polygraph nigga like you wouldn't believe. This dude has ice running through his veins. I know this dude stays splitting wigs and clapping cheeks.

 

[skrod]

Black people truly have some amazing metabolisms. Even if his muscles are implanted and/or he's on TRT, how is he not fat as fuck? (he's black)

I stand corrected. Burt has admitted to having several liposuction/fat removal surgeries. That's what the scars are from.

 

[literally retarded]

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That's our friend @Skull Hyde 皮顱 btw. He has at least 3 tw accounts and larps between them as varying degrees of a Sam Hyde hater/Markyposter. He even replies to himself multiple times per thread.

Not like someone cares, but for these couple months he's switched main obsessions from Betty to Sam (not that he's forgotten about Betty). He's pissed that he gets shit for confessing to dating minors as an adult while Sam still has a career.

 

[Siento Siendo Riendo]

Burt has erectile dysfunction

 

[Thought precriminal]

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oh my god lmao
also info - lie detector guy says the reports wont happen until tomorrow
ALSO - burts from newark lol

Jesus Christ, no wonder Burt is COOKED.

 

[bookers]

That's our friend @Skull Hyde 皮顱 btw. He has at least 3 tw accounts and larps between them as varying degrees of a Sam Hyde hater/Markyposter. He even replies to himself multiple times per thread.

Not like someone cares, but for these couple months he's switched main obsessions from Betty to Sam (not that he's forgotten about Betty). He's pissed that he gets shit for confessing to dating minors as an adult while Sam still has a career.

oh i know that nigger.
he's a retarded faggot.
it wouldnt shock me if he's actually channing or smth. basically the male version of that

 

[Dill]

 

[Queesechake]

Burt muscle implants confirmed.

 

[Siento Siendo Riendo]

Burt confirmed he has muscles implants

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

LAT IMPLANTS CONFIRMED

The trifecta: implants, steroids, and liposuction.

 

[Godmode]

LAT IMPLANTS CONFIRMED

The trifecta: implants, steroids, and liposuction.

Wonder if he uses synthol as well?

 

[Aidan]

Burt confirmed for being a synthetic humanoid replicant.

 

[Mental Chemical]

B.u.r.t confirmed to just be B.u.t

 

[BrightonAndHoveAlbion]

Burt's three polygraph questions from the wiggers:

Do you have an IQ over 150: Yes, I have a letter from a psychologist (do psychologists cover this) and I am a member of MENSA and the Triple Nine Society.​

Do you have muscle implants: Yes, arms, lats and shoulders.​

Have you ever bottomed during gay sex: I tried twice but couldn't really get someone to ejaculate-. He is interrupted by the examiner and told to just say yes.​

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

Burt confirmed for being a synthetic humanoid replicant.

gay nigger from outer space

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Burt is too retarded to understand how to answer the poly-nigga's questions. It's almost like the breakfast question. He's already answered all the questions we want to know. This is a pointless bit now, I think they should skip to the next person.

 

[bookers]

all she does is eat hot chip n lie

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Lol Burt had to glance down to check if the floor was in fact there.