Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[CallmeCicada]

I took a nice relaxing bike ride out in the countryside

too bad you made it back.

 

[Battyforluv]

@Saladfingy05

If you never shit your pants, why do you smell like fecal matter?

Oh. It's because your faux vagina is made out of your colon and contains the same bacteria as your asshole. That explains it.

That's not true and I do not smell

too bad you made it back.

Too bad Kiwifarms exists....but here we are

 

[Troonfag Gayop]

I took a nice relaxing bike ride out in the countryside

That you most likely didn't pay for. You do realize that your mother works a job and pays taxes for the big bad scary government. Right? Why not blame her? Oh wait you can't because you depend on her for income because you're a financial leech.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Too bad Kiwifarms exists....but here we are

No one is forcing you to be here. Just leave, retard.

 

[Battyforluv]

No one is forcing you to be here. Just leave, retard.

Not a retard

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

@Saladfingy05 what did you mean by aliens in Egypt?

 

[Troonfag Gayop]

@Saladfingy05 what did you mean by aliens in Egypt?

It's a retarded conspiracy theory that someone made up. Apparently he believes in stupid conspiracy theories and Satanism but refuses to believe in getting a job or evidence of history (Jesus Christ's remains).

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Too bad Kiwifarms exists....but here we are

And why are you here, Colton? Oh right, because you choose to keep coming back. Lol you're such a fucking retard, Colton.

 

[Battyforluv]

@Saladfingy05 what did you mean by aliens in Egypt?

That one doccumentary

It's a retarded conspiracy theory that someone made up. Apparently he believes in stupid conspiracy theories and Satanism but refuses to believe in getting a job or evidence of history (Jesus Christ's remains).

Jesus not real

And why are you here, Colton? Oh right, because you choose to keep coming back. Lol you're such a fucking retard, Colton.

Not my name and not retarded

 

[Troonfag Gayop]

That one doccumentary

Which is just another biased conspiracy theory based on the precaution of human knowledge. If Jesus isn't real, then neither are aliens.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@Saladfingy05

Cool. Next time you go for a bike ride, keep going until you get to Canada. I know you hate work so here's a protip. Canada is giving out free housekeepers. Just tell them you are there for MAID and they'll hook you up.

 

[Battyforluv]

Which is just another biased conspiracy theory based on the precaution of human knowledge. If Jesus isn't real, then neither are aliens.

Aliens have proven many times to be real unlike jesus

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Aliens have proven many times to be real unlike jesus

I know it's confusing because sometimes words can mean two different things. When people are talking to you about aliens they're referring to how you are an illegal Mexican immigrant.

 

[Troonfag Gayop]

Aliens have proven many times to be real unlike jesus

So you believe in conspiracy theories about aliens and not history or even Christianity? Doesn't Satanism have something to do with Christianity? It shows how well ignorant and uninformed you are about everything because you are extremely stupid and petty. Repeating quotes from atheism doesn't make you one automatically.

 

[Battyforluv]

I know it's confusing because sometimes words can mean two different things. When people are talking to you about aliens they're referring to how you are an illegal Mexican immigrant.

I am not a mexican

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

So you believe in conspiracy theories about aliens and not history or even Christianity? Doesn't Satanism have something to do with Christianity? It shows how well ignorant and uninformed you are about everything because you are extremely stupid and petty.

Apparently, according to Colton, everyone mentioned in the Bible is fictional, even if there's archeological evidence that person existed.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Not my name and not retarded

It's your name, Colton. You're fat, Colton. You're a pitiful loser, Colton. You're a pants shitting retard, Colton. You have a fake vagina, Colton. You're a gender cultist, Colton. You're a man, Colton, not a woman. You're a freakish monster made by barbaric surgeons, Colton. You're here forever, Colton. We own you, little bitch Colton.

If you reply to this post, you're admitting that I'm right about everything I just said, Colton. That includes putting any stickers on it.

 

[Troonfag Gayop]

Apparently, according to Colton, everyone mentioned in the Bible is fictional, even if there's archeological evidence that person existed.

Most likely because he' s either bad at or hates reading. He's EXTREMELY stupid.

 

[Battyforluv]

Apparently, according to Colton, everyone mentioned in the Bible is fictional, even if there's archeological evidence that person existed.

Not my name and none em existed

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Most likely because he' s either bad at or hates reading. He's EXTREMELY stupid.

I doubt he's actually read the Bible and he's most likely just regurgitating Reddit atheist talking points. After all, he doesn't even know when you're supposed to use "a" and "an".