Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Axiom.]

It is. Instead of Elaine being seen as a cautionary tale of Internet usage, Zoey seems to view her as a modus operandi of how to act on the Internet.

I'm starting to think she might've been groomed by the pisstard.

 

[0 0]

Are you allowed to show us this report? I'm confused because "threatening litigation" is something I haven't seen her done on this thread whatsoever.

She threatened to speak with her lawyers, citing her grandparents are retired lawyers.

 

[Powerhouse of the Cell]

then are people on antidepressants addicted to them

Yes? Doesn't everyone say that at this point?

 

[Sandnigger]

Feel kinda bad about her if her mother actually tracks her via gps, got bulimic and quit school from bullying, her stepfather raped her regularly etc. Being a spaz on the internet bight be the only thing that brings her joy.

On the other hand, bitch go get a job and buy yourself a phone. Getting your own money is the easiest way to get rid of your problems.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Because she threatens to murder everyone who replies to this thread, and fits Null's criteria of what an ITG is to a T.

Everything here is something Zoey does.

Also, I believe the BP is for cows who mostly appeal to a female audience, and I'm fairly certain most of Zoey's thread regulars are male.

I dunno, she doesn't seem any different than your average Beauty Parlor lolcow to me. Once you've seen one bipolar cunt, you've seen them all, there is nothing special about them. I don't make the rules, of course, but I think Zoey's outbursts are more due to her not taking her pills/mixing them with alcohol and constant PMS rather than sheer tough guy energy like you would see with Patrick, Shame Copes, Jackie or Cyrax.

She interacted with Elaine, Nik, Colton and Patrick, she's more of an orbiter cow.

That does make more sense

And that of course is accompanied with her threatening Sprate Header.

Why are people so obsessed with him? Even /cow/, a now dead board, tried to make a thread on him.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

I dunno, she doesn't seem any different than your average Beauty Parlor lolcow to me. Once you've seen one bipolar cunt, you've seen them all, there is nothing special about them. I don't make the rules, of course, but I think Zoey's outbursts are more due to her not taking her pills/mixing them with alcohol and constant PMS rather than sheer tough guy energy like you would see with Patrick, Shame Copes, Jackie or Cyrax.

She doesn't come off as tough whatsoever because she's a 5'3 woman (according to her, anyways) with the conversational skills of a 10 year old who just learned what a computer is, but she tries really hard to, and the second something new to make fun of her for comes up she has a fresh new excuse and "my life is so much better than yours" cope. She tries to do a bunch of skinwalking gayops and get the people she doesn't like 'cancelled' or wuteva.

Why are people so obsessed with him? Even /cow/, a now dead board, tried to make a thread on him.

Because he's actively investigating most of these pedophile networks. Zoey is specifically obsessed with him because he pointed out on Nik's thread that she was cheerleading for one of Elaine Miller's zoosadist friends.

 

[Manny Pardo]

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

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Hopefully she bought a new sink

 

[The Noise]

My first and only experience with Zoey was he came into the Patrick Tomlinson thread to randomly tell a bunch of users to kill themselves. Was wondering why he wasn't immediately banned right there until I saw he had a lolcow thread.

What a horrendously unpleasant person.

 

[Xev]

Maybe she will finally get a job...

 

[WelperHelper99]

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Debtmaxxing, a zoomer tradition

 

[TV's Adam West]

Of course her insistence on those pictures being deepfakes bit her in the ass, but when did she threaten litigation? Am I missing something? I can't find any posts of hers saying she's going to seek litigation.

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Wow, her victim complex knows no limits.
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We did it reddit!

 

[Schizoid Wife]

My first and only experience with Zoey was he came into the Patrick Tomlinson thread to randomly tell a bunch of users to kill themselves. Was wondering why he wasn't immediately banned right there until I saw he had a lolcow thread.

What a horrendously unpleasant person.

She already tried to do that once, it's not surprising that getting banned for two weeks didn't deter her the first time around. She'll always just repeat her routine over and over again.

 

[The Noise]

She already tried to do that once, it's not surprising that getting banned for two weeks didn't deter her the first time around. She'll always just repeat her routine over and over again.

I can't help but feel bad for her. With other schizocows it's obvious that everything they've done, they've done to themselves. Zoey still has that to some degree but if what she says about her home life is true then she's a product of being raised in a shit environment with parents who didn't care about her. They never paid her the attention she needed so she got it from the internet and it melted her brain.

Not trying to backseat moderate but this one just makes me sad. I concur with @Axiom the Fucker, I hope this one is redeemable too.

 

[Manny Pardo]

Uh oh

 

[Racist Parrot]

Wow I missed a lot. Say you love KiwiFarms Zoey and I'll give you $10.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Yes Zoey, that is how bulimia works.

 

[Manny Pardo]

Another post from Zoey blaming KF for the multiple dms she received

Update:

 

[Powerhouse of the Cell]

She'll do anything but not make a fool out of herself publically on the internet so we could post it here and end up with her inevitably being made fun off.

 

[Psychonaut]

I saw this on gone_cucking's groomcord.





No one replied to her btw, kek.

gone_fishinq is also a Lolcow who has his own thread. Maybe gone_cucking will break up with his pedophile girlfriend and zoey will be his new girlfriend, they're both Lolcows.