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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 331 31.7%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 528 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.7%

  • Total voters
    1,044
Does anyone really think the wiggers remember who has immunity and who doesn't or that they give a fuck? Like Jet's going to go "lol who cares dude" if you try to whine about it. Come on now. everyone's got a shot at leaving, if Jet actually knows who has immunity i would be surprised. there's a decent shot they never go back to the pull up challenge either

then it would probably have to incorporate things like replays, multi-cams and showing the confession videos when things get boring and naughty parts would get censored out. So it would still technically be "live" but moments like Jeff screaming like a retard presumably wouldn't be shown as the main form of content (which they are very often in the case of fishtank)
BB live in the UK had to be 15 minutes delayed because of laws but would cut it closer depending on how they felt. but the US version was about 30 seconds until production fucked up enough times during the live feed . now its up to 5 minutes but depending on how nice the contestants are and how good the team's doing it might get back down to 30 seconds. its not as delayed as people think, thats why the "live" shows might have technical difficulties or smash cut to a FISH TANK. in case some bullshit is going on.

like they've had people had to repeat their little speeches multiple times because it doesn't get picked up on the mics. also people don't genuinely care much about boredom.
I think it's because they had better contestants this time. Despite how sensitive they were in the early game, they were still ready to start drama and scheme behind people's backs without any direction to do so by production right off the bat. The season 2 cast struggled to turn friendtank mode off without the wiggers directly telling them to do so and in most cases of that they still refused.
i think 99% of that can be attributed to age and experience. the first two seasons had people with an average age of 23 and were mostly shut ins whereas this cast was on average about 30 and had actual lives. like just look at their social media. the first two seasons contestants clearly didn't really go outside much or had lives meanwhile everyone on this season seems to not only have extensive social media profiles but clearly go out to bars and concerts and on trips and seem like interesting people. even when you look at them when they were younger they didn't spend their early 20s gooning at hentai like most of the first two season's contestants did, even burt got an education and did short films and other stuff.

Very early on in the season the fish were already having fights without wiggers telling them to. The first meltdown and fight was on like day 1 when Alex said nigga lol
and we all know everyone on the first two seasons wouldn't have complained about hearing or saying nigga. Honestly it shows how Jet and the wiggers can't cast worth a fuck compared to a real talent agency, of course compared to professionals in most aspects of production they suck shit, but casting is literally what reality shows live and die on. So it shouldn't be too surprising that once professionals got involved everything went amazingly. Also let's be honest, jet wouldn't have thought to pick someone like Ian or Smaack or most of these contestants. He fucking thought Bryan was going to be a letty-tier contestant and that his season 1 edit was perfectly fine.

All Jet can do well is play with his balls.
I think they realized their mistake after S2
Jet's a tard, without Alex Stein holding his hand when it came to buying the services of a talent agency to do all the work Jet would have still picked 21 year old autists
Bitchtank was 100% fans and it was the fucking thunderdome with nightly fights
Thats bad girls club. Like it doesn't take much to find a group of crazy women. them being fans made it easier but i'm sure any group of women crazy would go that hard at each other if its just them with very little male interaction.
 
It's the reverse, the winning team gets immunity and the largest improvement gets 10k. If Binx's team wins, Peyton or Mizzy are out. If Mizzy's team wins, Burt is definitely out.

Team 1: Jeet, Mizzy, Peyton, Jeff
Team 2: Binx, Burt, Jobe
Yeah you're right

I guess in my head it just doesn't make sense to give a team immunity and they've already done things where they split a prize amongst the team. But this way leads to the current situation of being able to sabotage which is more interesting.
 
Bad news Taytriots...
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Jeff has been talking with Burt for probably the last 30 minutes. in the Den.

Jeff cried for a good two minutes about wanting to hurt people as Burt molested him. Then Jeff shifted direction telling Burt he wanted to hit Jobe with a shovel and burning his body into ashes then he abruptly jumped to mentioning something along the lines of "thats what happened to my dead retarded brother" .
 

Free speech platform btw. I saw she had posted fishtank pillows for order not too long ago hopefully it won't impact her sales all that much.
Tay is stuck in a vicious cycle of getting suspended and unsuspended on Twitter because of her profile background. It's a pic of her covered in fake blood during Bloodgames and she's adamant on keeping it.
 
Jeff has been talking with Burt for probably the last 30 minutes. in the Den.

Jeff cried for a good two minutes about wanting to hurt people as Burt molested him. Then Jeff shifted direction telling Burt he wanted to hit Jobe with a shovel and burning his body into ashes then he abruptly jumped to mentioning something along the lines of "thats what happened to my dead retarded brother" .
Act 3 is the time travel arc, Jeff is cymbal from the future
 
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Jeff has been talking with Burt for probably the last 30 minutes. in the Den.

Jeff cried for a good two minutes about wanting to hurt people as Burt molested him. Then Jeff shifted direction telling Burt he wanted to hit Jobe with a shovel and burning his body into ashes then he abruptly jumped to mentioning something along the lines of "thats what happened to my dead retarded brother" .
Burt could probably talk Jeff down to $10 on that blowjob he keeps offering by the end of the season if he is still around.
Dudes really adamant on being paid to suck dick
 
I couldn't stay up last night and am just getting caught up on recaps, the fish watching season 2 made me feel very nostalgic. It was a shitshow and ended terribly, but it was my first live season of ftl, the house felt more intimate (until it got destroyed), and it starting a few days before christmas made it especially cosy for me. The fish being younger and less afraid to lore-dump was also kind of endearing. Season 3 is obviously much more entertaining but s2 will still hold a special place in my heart.

Also my nigga Jobe should absolutely become a reccuring character on future fishtank seasons.
 
Just caught up with the scenes from last night.
It's so funny to see how retarded people have no argument against the use of "the n-word", but they still insist that white people saying it is wrong and racist.
Not a single contestant could give a good reason why Jobe shouldn't be saying it. He just can't say it, okay?
It's pretty funny that Luke (the first person to get eliminated and I can't remember why he was, maybe he was voted off) was kicked off of Big Brother for saying nigga and missed this whole discussion lol

edit: Luke was eliminated for being a faggot early on and ruining some shit production was trying to do

After ruining Jet's big Act 3 announcement with his concerns about the nigger word, Ian lays down in B3 for a full night of sleep. Unfortunately for Ian The wiggers had other plans for him as they kept blasting all kinds of sounds (like a door being knocked on as heard in the clip) through the speakers as he tried to sleep causing him to get agitated and retreat.
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He retreated to the Den but he's not safe there either as he gets blasted with a ringtone SFX immediately.
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Is Ian wearing a fucking durag in this shit? heck, he might just be a nigga after all.
 
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But did they even want him to randomly do his own bits in the first few days of the show? I had forgotten about him entirely up until now, but it seems like what he was doing was ramping up the volume way too quickly given how the actual show has materialized without him.
 
How long until forerunners and the covenant make their way into Burts Schizo theories?
343 industries have been in the Fishtank situation longer than most people are aware. They retconned the Forerunners as not being human to throw Burt off because Burt cracking the case was foretold all the way back in a hidden terminal in Marathon: Infinity. This of course reveals there are multiple Fishtank timelines that Burt is travelling between. Notice how Xavier is wearing red now? And how he talks about very different events from what actually happened in Bloodgames? This is a seperate Xavier in a different timeline from the one where he was resurected in TES3MP. Burt used the golf cart to travel dimensions.

This all makes sense to me.
 
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