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Why not a horror movie about Shorty? Maybe a horror comedy one even?
Yeah since with the more things come to the public domain, a lazy slasher will cash in.

Popeye could make for fun horror, mainly having Popeye fight powerful horrors could have potential for an action horror comedy
Popeye vs The Birds only it goes like this
Popeye couldn't stop them, he so incompetent that several people have been slain
 
It's also a weird thing that in the 80's we had some of the greatest remakes ever and they were two-word titles that start with the word "the" like The Fly, The Thing, and The Blob. It seems like putting "the" in front of a title is the key to making a good remake.
I guess that's where Invaders from Mars slipped up.
 
The Blob is one of the most underrated remakes. It's a crime it bombed. It's also a weird thing that in the 80's we had some of the greatest remakes ever and they were two-word titles that start with the word "the" like The Fly, The Thing, and The Blob. It seems like putting "the" in front of a title is the key to making a good remake.
Would Night of the Creeps be seen as inspired by Plan 9? Both movies involve aliens using zombies to try and invade Earth. :thinking:
 
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Would Night of the Creeps be seen as inspired by Plan 9? Both movies involve aliens using zombies to try and invade Earth. :thinking:
I'm curious if the slugs were an homage to anything in particular. Deadly Spawn has similar critters, plus probably some other movies of the era I'm forgetting about. Maybe they both copied the Alien chestburster, maybe they were both coincidentally inspired by real-life animals, maybe there's another older movie/book/whatever that I don't know about.
 
I'm curious if the slugs were an homage to anything in particular. Deadly Spawn has similar critters, plus probably some other movies of the era I'm forgetting about. Maybe they both copied the Alien chestburster, maybe they were both coincidentally inspired by real-life animals, maybe there's another older movie/book/whatever that I don't know about.
Slugs is based off of a book. Night of the Lepus is the same, but makes a bit more sense because the original novel was set in Australia. That place is over run with rabbits and they cause all sorts of problems.
 
Slugs is based off of a book. Night of the Lepus is the same, but makes a bit more sense because the original novel was set in Australia. That place is over run with rabbits and they cause all sorts of problems.
Weird they talk on that briefly in Road Games a thriller/mystery from the 80s and is also set in Australia. Happens to also have Jamie Lee Curtis in it. "They were devoured by the dreaded oryctolagus cuniculus"
 
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The last half an hour of Quatermass and the Pit is so good. London falling apart as people start slaughtering each other. There's something about a riot in a movie or a videogame (there's a mission in the Warriors that I played over and over again) that tickles me.

Hammer was great. Next to Ealing, they were the best production company in England.
I've been watching 100 Years of Horror reruns on Pluto TV. Christ, I miss Christopher Lee.
 
Having read TerrorTome, it's really obvious that Matthew Holness knows a thing or two about horror, the first of the three interconnected "horror" tales is obviously Garth Marenghi shamelessly ripping off Clive Barker's Hellraiser mythos to his own ends, especially with the character who is definitely Not Pinhead, but rather "Type-Face, Dark Lord of the Prolix", who when he is introduced is described as what looks like pins studding his head, but as the narration takes pains to emphasize are NOT PINS, not pins at all but typewriter keys.

There's a lot of parodying of the basic horror stylings of your Shaun Hutsons, your Guy N. Smiths, as well as any number of pulpy horror writers who at least had a couple of slim paperbacks published in the 1970s and 80s by Sphere or New English Library or Hamlyn and so on inhabiting spinner racks. The middle story, Bride of Bone, has a Hutson-ish feel to it, with its story of a serial killer/mad doctor building an army of living skeletons from necrotized bone (referring to them as his "Boners") and the third story continues in this vein, but also parodies the basic idea of King's "The Dark Half". Main character Nick Steen, tough-as-nails, uncompromising horror author (and obvious stand-in for Marenghi) has to deal with more of his creations brought to life, including the dark twin of Steen's own fictional stand-in hero, horror author Gareth Merang. Turns out this ‘dark fraction’ has his own dark twin, and that dark twin has his own dark twin, and so on and so forth until thousands of alternate versions of Steen are on the rampage.

The second volume of interconnected tales, Incarcerat which, after an attempt at an Altered States-style mindscrew, comes "Arabella Mathers", an overblown Gothic melodrama with a dash of "V.C. Andrews", the story of a cranky horror author hoping the new book he's working on will make Gothic style horror popular again (and earn him enough money to get his ex-wife to lay off and get her to take sole custody of their 12 year old daughter), while working on said book in a creepy old Gothic style manse. (Though a lot of the black humor from this segment comes from the not-even-subtext that Garth Marenghi has a lot of weird and self-serving ideas of what it is to be a parent). Then we get the tale of the "Randyman", star of a whole series of Steen's novels, a Freddy Kreuger-meets-Candyman tale of a restroom attendant at a public park, falsely accused of being the local flasher exposing himself to youths and then getting killed by a toilet-based prank arranged by some of those youths. Now he has become a dream-stalking demonic flasher, who the legends say can be summoned if you say his name...seventeen times.
 
I just can't get excited for Alien stuff anymore. It's the same shit over and over again. Romulus was mid.

I wish someone would have the balls to retcon everything after the first movie and make the alien a cool Lovecraftian creature again instead of just a big space bug. James Cameron is a hack.
I think you could return the beast to being like a Lovecraftian abomination by returning to the Engineer/Space Jockey motif and I think you could do some real biomechanic body horror shit with humans intersecting with the beast. It would be like the alien abduction scene from Fire in the Sky but with H.R. Giger biomechanic body horror.
 
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