Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

CallmeCicada said:
He doesn't drink. Just tries to get drunk girls in bed while he's sober. Totally not date rape though. So I've been told.
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All I can imagine now is Colton sitting in the corner of the bar with his sippy cup while staring at college girls who think he's creepy looking.
 
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LobsterBoy669 said:
Claiming zero income while earning income is absolutely fraud, and the fact you're going to hide it by using your theoretical wife's name would implicate her in the fraud as well, fuckwit. Doesn't matter if it's "to make ends meet," fraud is fraud as far as daddy gubmint is concerned.

Also, from whom are you going to "borrow" the car you'd be doing these deliveries with? You have no friends, bud. And any woman desperate enough to get with a fucking loser like yourself isn't likely to have a car either.

Assuming you do all of this, what happens if something goes wrong with the car? Then your income is cut off (just like your cock lol), and if it's a car you're borrowing, presumably the owner is going to want you to pay for the damages. Good luck doing that with the miniscule amount of money you'd be making!

What I'm saying is, you have a child's perspective on how the real world works. Not surprising, given your continued tantrum in this thread.
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It's stupid to get married cuz a couples income becomes one. My buddy and his "wife" never wanted to marry either so they can have more money and he on disability too cuz he had a stroke in May so now she gets paid to him help, does doordash with him, does some college admin thing, then gonna pretend to be my personal support worker so I get my free bus passes again and I basically have her get paid for nothin to have her be paid to hang out with my buddy n help my buddy out and we can nerd the fuck out together watching movies n cartoons. If there a huge LEGO set I get, he will happily build it for me like the creator ecto-1, delorean time machine, the titanic.

Admiral Throbnelius said:
But it's completely fine if you go after drunk girls?
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Yes of course

PS2 Nishiki said:
All I can imagine now is Colton sitting in the corner of the bar with his sippy cup while staring at college girls who think he's creepy looking.
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I actually got flirted with by singers before
 
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Saladfingy05 said:
It's stupid to get married cuz a couples income becomes one. My buddy and his "wife" never wanted to marry either so they can have more money and he on disability too cuz he had a stroke in May so now she gets paid to him help, does doordash with him, does some college admin thing, then gonna pretend to be my personal support worker so I get my free bus passes again and I basically have her get paid for nothin to have her be paid to hang out with my buddy n help my buddy out and we can nerd the fuck out together watching movies n cartoons. If there a huge LEGO set I get, he will happily build it for me like the creator ecto-1, delorean time machine, the titanic.
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Nice incoherent run-on sentence there, retard. You write like a 6 year old.

Just going by your story, your buddy sounds like he's a useless fraudster piece of shit like you are, so no surprise you'd be friends.

It's all irrelevant anyway, because you're assuming you'll ever find a woman that wants to be with you. I'm sorry to break this to you, but you're as hideous on the inside as you are on the outside, and you're a broke loser. You will literally never find anyone who wants to be with you. You offer nothing to anyone whatsoever. You are literally human garbage.
 
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Saladfingy05 said:
It's stupid to get married cuz a couples income becomes one. My buddy and his "wife" never wanted to marry either so they can have more money and he on disability too cuz he had a stroke in May so now she gets paid to him help, does doordash with him, does some college admin thing, then gonna pretend to be my personal support worker so I get my free bus passes again and I basically have her get paid for nothin to have her be paid to hang out with my buddy n help my buddy out and we can nerd the fuck out together watching movies n cartoons. If there a huge LEGO set I get, he will happily build it for me like the creator ecto-1, delorean time machine, the titanic.
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What happens when the grift ends. The grift always ends. And sons always become their fathers which explains why you are such an asshole like him.
 
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
I just want to point out that in her second video about Colton, that Vtuber Anea said she wanted to bleach her eyes out after going over everything about Colton.
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She dumb bitch like all bitches out there. It's a bitch eat bitch world, most women don't like other women cuz women often see other women as competition.

shumai said:
amanda you are one of the single most pathetic people i have ever met and i genuinely hope nothing but the worst for you, fucking wannabe date-raper. you fail at everything so hopefully you fail at getting near a drunk woman!!! kill yourself btw xoxo 💋
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We never met. I'm not a date raper. I had a drunk bitch want me before n said she loved me at a concert n spoil the concert for me but sadly she was taken and very fatly fugly pig and even fell on the merch table staggering. It was embarrasing.
 
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Saladfingy05 said:
We never met. I'm not a date raper. I had a drunk bitch want me before n said she loved me at a concert n spoil the concert for me but sadly she was taken and very fatly fugly pig and even fell on the merch table staggering. It was embarrasing.
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wow, liar liar pants on fire!!
 
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shumai said:
wow, liar liar pants on fire!!
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shumai said:
amanda you are one of the single most pathetic people i have ever met and i genuinely hope nothing but the worst for you, fucking wannabe date-raper. you fail at everything so hopefully you fail at getting near a drunk woman!!! kill yourself btw xoxo 💋
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shumai said:
amanda you are one of the single most pathetic people i have ever met and i genuinely hope nothing but the worst for you, fucking wannabe date-raper. you fail at everything so hopefully you fail at getting near a drunk woman!!! kill yourself btw xoxo 💋
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Oh I know who you are...you are Zoey and this is your new sock. Welcome back to the funhouse Zoey
 
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Spunt said:
Genuine question. I'm not trolling or shitposting, I just genuinely want to know:

What's your endgame in posting here? What are you hoping to achieve?

Like I said, not a rhetorical or disrespectful question.
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I note that this was the only post on the last page that you didn't respond to. You marked it "dumb", though, so you definitely saw it.

You genuinely don't know the answer, do you?
 
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Spunt said:
I note that this was the only post on the last page that you didn't respond to. You marked it "dumb", though, so you definitely saw it.

You genuinely don't know the answer, do you?
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It's not that I don't know the answer. I just don't feel like it
 
Saladfingy05 said:
It got denied so we don't have to if we don't want to
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So you're saying you are both free to publicly speak about each other? Proof?
Saladfingy05 said:
The blob exposed me first. Thats why i won
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When did you first expose blob, and when did he first expose you? You didn't lie to the judge, did you?
Saladfingy05 said:
Everybody hates working. That's another reason why bars n nightclubs exist...to drown in your sorrows.
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I heard those exist for sober men to sexually pursue blackout drunk stupid goth mommies
 
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Spunt said:
What's your endgame in posting here? What are you hoping to achieve?
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Spunt said:
You genuinely don't know the answer, do you?
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I'm starting to think that he gets off to this thread and when people here insult him. My evidence? He gave you a non-answer to your very valid question. Either that or he is more profoundly retarded that I thought he was.
 
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