Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Uncle Buck]

It almost seems like he feels it to be cheating that people are judging Kamala on shit she said and did before the election rather than the beige fucking "I am mostly normal and like da economy n shit" image she cobbled together when she realised peak woke had passed

More accurately, it's like he mistakes Trump for Harris and Harris for Trump. Fatboy is a dimwit, among other things.

 

[Maude Snew]

Patrick will NEVER make himself smaller.

Conservation of mass, child, it's the law. Enjoy prison.

 

[Spunt]

Te equivocaste en cada detalle, niña. Por eso tu vida ya se acabó, acosadora. Disfruta de la prisión.

Disclaimer: I do not speak Spanish.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Conservation of mass, child

Oh, so that's what he means when he says he's a "conservative."

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

So I decided to use this opportunity to test the autistic ratio theory:



Jackpot.

What in the actual fuck.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

More accurately, it's like he mistakes Trump for Harris and Harris for Trump. Fatboy is a dimwit, among other things.

Even though he's done it a billion times, no it is YOU who are X, I really didn't expect to see him actually swap the candidates.

 

[Judge Holden]

So we are seeing a reduction in ENJOYPRISONing but a marked uptick in unabashed cuntery
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Well I spoke too fuckin soon I guess...

 

[Randy Facalding]

Since when does bitchtits retweet anthony in the morn? I guess it was inevitable because they're both addicts + TDS

 

[Piggle Rick]

Since when does bitchtits retweet anthony in the morn? I guess it was inevitable because they're both addicts + TDS
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He’s always loved himself some troon axe wound. It used to just be John “Brianna” Wu, but he’s really coming out of his shell as a chaser lately.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Well I spoke too fuckin soon I guess...
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I'm really of two minds when it comes to the Pig SWATTing himself. On the one hand he loves the attention but at the same time the way he berates the police shows legitimate anger. He obviously doesn't think they're going to shoot him, which is not how I would act if I had swated myself. The man goes out of his way to fight the entire Internet with his name and address known. I'm sure somebody swated him in the past, there are too many people he's picked fights with for it not to have happened. He's just such an acerbic, duplicitous fuck that I can't tell. What a sad way to live.

 

[Jackie's Abortion]

I'm really of two minds when it comes to the Pig SWATTing himself. On the one hand he loves the attention but at the same time the way he berates the police shows legitimate anger. He obviously doesn't think they're going to shoot him, which is not how I would act if I had swated myself. The man goes out of his way to fight the entire Internet with his name and address known. I'm sure somebody swated him in the past, there are too many people he's picked fights with for it not to have happened. He's just such an acerbic, duplicitous fuck that I can't tell. What a sad way to live.

Whoever is doing it is retarded and (by process of elimination) the most retarded people in the world are Pat, Jackie and Torswats. Out of those three, which one of them threatened a million dollar lawsuit and then immediately initiated a lawsuit against the MPD?

 

[AbbaZabba]

He’s always loved himself some troon axe wound. It used to just be John “Brianna” Wu, but he’s really coming out of his shell as a chaser lately.

What are the odds that he gets "into things" at the local erotic boutique/transgender supply shop just a couple blocks away, The Tool Shed?

https://www.toolshedtoys.com/

https://www.transtoolshed.com/

 

[Elwin Ransom]

I don’t profess to be an expert and only know about this particular aspect of it from a brief and very incomplete viewing of the Lynch film; so you’re saying that if Melange ceased to exist they would still have interstellar travel abilities? Forgive me if my understanding is incorrect but, magic space weed properties aside, I was under the impression it was the equivalent of dilithium or tylium from those other universes.

Nope, the Holtzman drive used in Dune is basically instant infinite range teleportation via traversing “foldspace.” The spice is used to bypass the need for powerful computers to calculate a safe route through foldspace. Using the prescience of spice, Navigators can direct their ships as otherwise traveling this way has an absurd attrition rate.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Patrick is @stealthygeek over on Duolingo as well

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(pls ignore my low stats for the week, I will now have to work so much harder on my chinese to beat him)

This might be a pest trying get the Goutsple of Rick out there. If the Hog was on Duolingo he would brag about it literally every chance he gets.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Is this boomia? lol

Space-time calcs, child.

 

[Neveragain69]

This might be a pest trying get the Goutsple of Rick out there. If the Hog was on Duolingo he would brag about it literally every chance he gets.

He has before:

UPDATE: as he obsessively stalks this thread, his low IQ impulsivity impedes Pat from letting KF have the last word and calling him out so he doubled down on his Duolingo "credentials" yesterday:
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As a reminder, his previous claim was that his streak had been broken on Thanksgiving weekend (17 days ago)
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Math is not his strong suit.

 

[Billy Bong]

It seems Patrick hasn't downloaded the troonsnotsogoodafterall DLC yet.
This one might hurt.

 

[Louis Beans]

I'm really of two minds when it comes to the Pig SWATTing himself. On the one hand he loves the attention but at the same time the way he berates the police shows legitimate anger. He obviously doesn't think they're going to shoot him, which is not how I would act if I had swated myself. The man goes out of his way to fight the entire Internet with his name and address known. I'm sure somebody swated him in the past, there are too many people he's picked fights with for it not to have happened. He's just such an acerbic, duplicitous fuck that I can't tell. What a sad way to live.

Open to correction but isn't the freakout video from the only incident where they went to the Airbnb address rather than his home address? I could see that being some retard's doing. I used to think it would be a bridge too far for even Rick to be doing it, but then you weigh up the evidence and motivation - he clearly enjoyed the media attention it was garnering apart from that one time, none of his Airbnb guests ever commented on a SWATTing so it wasn't hurting his pocket, he openly said he hoped it would lead to a "Gamergate 2.0" that he would become famous off of, it helped him claim that the Funsters were actually terrorists and not just people mocking a fat man and therefore he couldn't stop posting on Twitter because they weren't trolls, and he obviously thought he could leverage these incidents to get police attention on these people as he was failing in every attempt to get them into legal trouble.

He definitely didn't do all of them imo, but I believe he's insane enough to have called some of them in.

 

[moocow]

Disingenuous faggot. He knows blocking and ignoring would eliminate 99% of his problems but actively chooses not to do so.

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I adore the fact that they're "building their own" like they've told the collective right to do for years, and they're learning the hard way the same thing I thought they understood already: it doesn't work because of the network effect, even when there aren't scummy backroom dealings at work to sabotage the new platform. Bluesky will never take off like Twitter did. There's just no momentum or impetus for a mass migration.

That and they consider "block/ban everyone and everything even tangentially suspected of disagreeing with me" a necessary core feature of a SOCIAL media platform. Fucking idiots.

Nope, the Holtzman drive used in Dune is basically instant infinite range teleportation via traversing “foldspace.” The spice is used to bypass the need for powerful computers to calculate a safe route through foldspace. Using the prescience of spice, Navigators can direct their ships as otherwise traveling this way has an absurd attrition rate.

To expound on this a bit, people in the Dune universe are fully capable of constructing and using powerful computers that could handle that navigation, but they've banned thinking machines because they built some a long time ago, treated them like shit, provoked a revolution, got their shit pushed in, and just barely survived. So they did the standard idiot biological thing of "okay, we're banning smart machines now." Y'know, instead of taking the correct lesson from the experience -- "try not being a prick."

 

[AprilRains]

He definitely didn't do all of them imo

Do you have an idea which ones he didn't do? I don't know enough to tell.