Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[Battyforluv]

Can we get updated selfies to prove them wrong?

No

Just want to say, across between colton saying some INSANE shit, pinging null, 300 pages of sperging, multiple bans, I CANNOT WAIT for a colton quote to be incorporated into the randomtext.

ITS NOT A MATTER OF IF, BUT WHEN.

Not my name

 

[CallmeCicada]

Coltroon's N, O and T keys must be the hardest working keyboard switches on the market. Coltroon, what brand is your keyboard?

 

[Battyforluv]

He knows. He just can't be bothered to do it, and honestly why should he? Are we going to be nicer to him if he complies? NO. Is a janny going to ban him for it? Unlikely or people whine that he's not around to amuse them with 'nuh uh' responses.

People need to stop sperging at him about this, it's one of his few 'wins' to piss people off, along with "bible no real" and "date rape no real".

I'm not a he

One your parents gave you it's very much your name

Not my name

 

[CallmeCicada]

I'm not a he

It

 

[Battyforluv]

Coltroon's N, O and T keys must be the hardest working keyboard switches on the market. Coltroon, what brand is your keyboard?

Apple is the best computer

It

I'm a she

 

[CallmeCicada]

I'm a she

Shit

 

[Bigideas McTucker]

Apple

What's your SSN?

 

[CallmeCicada]

 

[Battyforluv]

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It will never be my name and I am indeed a woman

 

[Troonfag Gayop]

It will never be my name and I am indeed a woman

You are ugly and I would not have sex with you.

 

[CallmeCicada]

You are ugly and I would not have sex with you.

Inb4 Coltroon stating he is a transbeaian.

 

[Battyforluv]

You are ugly and I would not have sex with you.

I'm pretty

Inb4 Coltroon stating he is a transbeaian.

Not my name, not a he, I am indeed a lesbian

 

[CallmeCicada]

Not my name, not a he, I am indeed a lesbian

Lesbians don't think so.

 

[Troonfag Gayop]

I'm pretty

Your face says otherwise. And by pretty you mean pretty hideous, right?

 

[Battyforluv]

Your face says otherwise. And by pretty you mean pretty hideous, right?

Nope

 

[Troonfag Gayop]

Nope

I doubt it.

 

[Battyforluv]

Even when trying to be retro you still fail. Commodore > Apple.

Apple isn't retro

 

[CallmeCicada]

Your face says otherwise. And by pretty you mean pretty hideous, right?

Apple isn't retro

He's guessing your mom gave it to you and it's 20 years old since youre a broke jobless fuck.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Apple isn't retro

Damn you just hounding this thread! I killed my post seconds after making it to prevent a joke you were luckily too stupid to make but you just F5-ing like a mad keyjackkin motherfucker and caught it in time to respond. How can you stand such a lack of life?

 

[CallmeCicada]

How can you stand such a lack of life?

Having no dick helps. He use to spend all his time jerking off, now he just posts in his thread.

He misunderstood what No Nut November was.