Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[BigPeanut]

Maybe someone can ask the front desk if they have magnifying glasses, if not microscopes as part of room service, because that's the only feasible way he could have jerked himself off.
Can he even reach down there? His belly last year was the size of a hot air balloon.
To think about it, they might need to roll in a hydraulic lift for his gunt and have multiple helicopters on standby just in case a heart attack happens. It'll take a few to get him out of the windows and carried to the hospital.


>I accused someone of bullshit spread by a group of swatter domestic terrorists, made up a bunch of shit, got told to kill myself but AKSHUALLY IT WAZ YOOOOOOO that's freaking out
See, you're still making shit up. Where did I say it doesn't matter or only "the writer's room" is talking about this? If you want to lie, at least make it a good one.
Kill yourself.

It’s called gilding the lilly.

 

[dustnight]

Nick Rekieta is gonna hate them even more now for not inviting him.

Edit: Nick would've brought the coke. LOL

Suffah Kurt Rackets!

 

[NEETsamurai]

"From Minnesota Baldos, to Vegas Negros: Fame, Fortune, and Fury in the Sektur" by Metokur Masochist. Coming Spring 2025.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! A-A-A-AAASHTOOOOON!! METOKUR MA-MASOCHIST FOOOR AN ALL EXPENCES PAID TRIP TO VEGAS WITH BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS WORTH TWENTY. FIVE. THOUSAND. DOOOOOLLLLAAAAAARRRSS~
WOOOOOAAAAAH BUDDYYYYY! Surely not. Can that be real? Is it real? Why isn't it a 30 thousand dollar trip to Vegas?What are ya poor there, Metokur Masochist? If you can afford to comp us 25k, surely you can afford to comp us 30k. It's like ya don't even wan' us to rent the penthouse suite, BISH!
A-a-aashton, chill chill chill... Hey metokur madochist thank you SO. FUCKING. MUCH. BIIIGG SUPPOORT, BIIIIIGG SUPPOOOORT!!!
Yah biiig, biig support theeeeree buddyy. We're gonna drill the ooiiil theere, BUDDEEH. We're gonna rent out the black WHUURES theere buddeeh, just like the founding fathers theere. Bustin' loads in black women theere..

 

[BlueFarms]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! A-A-A-AAASHTOOOOON!! METOKUR MA-MASOCHIST FOOOR AN ALL EXPENCES PAID TRIP TO VEGAS WITH BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS WORTH TWENTY. FIVE. THOUSAND. DOOOOOLLLLAAAAAARRRSS~
WOOOOOAAAAAH BUDDYYYYY! Surely not. Can that be real? Is it real? Why isn't it a 30 thousand dollar trip to Vegas?What are ya poor there, Metokur Masochist? If you can afford to comp us 25k, surely you can afford to comp us 30k. It's like ya don't even wan' us to rent the penthouse suite, BISH!
A-a-aashton, chill chill chill... Hey metokur madochist thank you SO. FUCKING. MUCH. BIIIGG SUPPOORT, BIIIIIGG SUPPOOOORT!!!
Yah biiig, biig support theeeeree buddyy. We're gonna drill the ooiiil theere, BUDDEEH. We're gonna rent out the black WHUURES theere buddeeh, just like the founding fathers theere. Bustin' loads in black women theere..

Its too real.

 

[Omega Bruh Moment]

This is a literal nothing-burger. Everyone already knew Warski replaced his coke addiction with booze a year ago, and it's pretty obvious that they paypigs comped the hookers too, when they already comped the flight and hotel in Vegas. The only interesting thing was that PPP didn't fuck the hookers because he has a GF, since he confessed to banging black prostitutes and doing coke with Surfer when they went to Cuba years ago.

you are no true neet samurai....you shall be judged by Andy Jr when your time comes..

 

[Mr. Manchester]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! A-A-A-AAASHTOOOOON!! METOKUR MA-MASOCHIST FOOOR AN ALL EXPENCES PAID TRIP TO VEGAS WITH BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS WORTH TWENTY. FIVE. THOUSAND. DOOOOOLLLLAAAAAARRRSS~
WOOOOOAAAAAH BUDDYYYYY! Surely not. Can that be real? Is it real? Why isn't it a 30 thousand dollar trip to Vegas?What are ya poor there, Metokur Masochist? If you can afford to comp us 25k, surely you can afford to comp us 30k. It's like ya don't even wan' us to rent the penthouse suite, BISH!
A-a-aashton, chill chill chill... Hey metokur madochist thank you SO. FUCKING. MUCH. BIIIGG SUPPOORT, BIIIIIGG SUPPOOOORT!!!
Yah biiig, biig support theeeeree buddyy. We're gonna drill the ooiiil theere, BUDDEEH. We're gonna rent out the black WHUURES theere buddeeh, just like the founding fathers theere. Bustin' loads in black women theere..

It's posts like these that make me thankful I have an internal dialog.

 

[BigPeanut]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! A-A-A-AAASHTOOOOON!! METOKUR MA-MASOCHIST FOOOR AN ALL EXPENCES PAID TRIP TO VEGAS WITH BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS WORTH TWENTY. FIVE. THOUSAND. DOOOOOLLLLAAAAAARRRSS~
WOOOOOAAAAAH BUDDYYYYY! Surely not. Can that be real? Is it real? Why isn't it a 30 thousand dollar trip to Vegas?What are ya poor there, Metokur Masochist? If you can afford to comp us 25k, surely you can afford to comp us 30k. It's like ya don't even wan' us to rent the penthouse suite, BISH!
A-a-aashton, chill chill chill... Hey metokur madochist thank you SO. FUCKING. MUCH. BIIIGG SUPPOORT, BIIIIIGG SUPPOOOORT!!!
Yah biiig, biig support theeeeree buddyy. We're gonna drill the ooiiil theere, BUDDEEH. We're gonna rent out the black WHUURES theere buddeeh, just like the founding fathers theere. Bustin' loads in black women theere..

BEEEEEJAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAA L-L-LOOK AT BEARDSONS HAT HAHAHAHA NOOO ASAAAAAAAA BEEJAMS!

 

[Ass Monkey]

I cannot conceptualize how a human being would rut a hot pocket. Wouldn't it just instantly fall apart?

Not when using the West Memphis Micro

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

I’m sick of faggots like you trying to ruin the funniest happening in kino casino history.

I think the funniest one was the "cooking" stream they did with PPP's brother, where they got completely shit faced and Andy "cooked" a meal so bad that even PPP wouldn't eat it and then Andy cried on camera. The reason that is funnier (to me) is that we have video of it so you can go frame by frame and alog it Kino Dogme style.

EDIT: Sunrise Productions did a clip fest of that stream that I forgot about. Note that this video has 21k views, that is how much more popular the sektur used to be.

 

[BigPeanut]

I think the funniest one was the "cooking" stream they did with PPP's brother, where they got completely shit faced and Andy "cooked" a meal so bad that even PPP wouldn't eat it and then Andy cried on camera. The reason that is funnier (to me) is that we have video of it so you can go frame by frame and alog it Kino Dogme style.

Too bad we have no good casino alog. Not a single one. We have c*g who shouldn’t even be named, and Ralph who isn’t based enough to get drunk and rage pig at them. He will just take 500 canines and watch CNN and sleep while muttering about them.

 

[Hateocracy]

Fuck boys these faggots are the biggest losers ive ever seen tbh.

Everyone in that stream looks like an NPC in a modded S.T.A.L.K.E.R sesh.

Just a literal parallel to the Dabbleverse, love it!

 

[BigPeanut]

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Fuck boys these faggots are the biggest losers ive ever seen tbh.
pers and squire carried water for ppp for years, getting clips and setting up his streams for years, all for nothing, janny wages.

what happened? why did they turn psychotic alog?

PPP did a bunch of streams with these incels on them or writing them and they all bombed, so he snaked these losers and now they are all jilted lovers.

 

[AltisticRight]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! A-A-A-AAASHTOOOOON!! METOKUR MA-MASOCHIST FOOOR AN ALL EXPENCES PAID TRIP TO VEGAS WITH BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS WORTH TWENTY. FIVE. THOUSAND. DOOOOOLLLLAAAAAARRRSS~
WOOOOOAAAAAH BUDDYYYYY! Surely not. Can that be real? Is it real? Why isn't it a 30 thousand dollar trip to Vegas?What are ya poor there, Metokur Masochist? If you can afford to comp us 25k, surely you can afford to comp us 30k. It's like ya don't even wan' us to rent the penthouse suite, BISH!
A-a-aashton, chill chill chill... Hey metokur madochist thank you SO. FUCKING. MUCH. BIIIGG SUPPOORT, BIIIIIGG SUPPOOOORT!!!
Yah biiig, biig support theeeeree buddyy. We're gonna drill the ooiiil theere, BUDDEEH. We're gonna rent out the black WHUURES theere buddeeh, just like the founding fathers theere. Bustin' loads in black women theere..

Ahhhh BEEEJAMZ we don't just have th-th-the finest BLA BLACK hookers, we have J J JEETS as WELL.
LETS FOOOKIN GOOOOOOOO FAWK YEAHHH FATIMA taste MY BEEEEEJAAMMS

 

[#lurker]

Just sold all my Kino Casino stocks and bought Cog stocks instead. Golden toilets will come soon!

Cog stocks paying dividends right now. Cogbros... we won!

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

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Sektur lolcows sure love those Niggress hookers.

they're cheaper and lower quality. Honestly its one of the things that made me feel the story was bullshit, but if you get the full details it makes sense (not too much sense but enough) like did these guys not realize most of the strippers are ok "going into the backroom"

Also going from Canada to Las Vegas to party is like going from Texas to Austria to shoot guns. You'd think Warski of all people would have remembered that Montreal is worshipped in stand up comedy circles for being the best play for hookers and blow and gambling. You'll even have hookers from the north east in the US go up to Montreal and drop their price by 75% to match the market rate.

Vegas unless you're down town and befriended the Zappos man. Its been fucking awful and has been for about 20 years, its full of chinks and indians which again makes it ironic for canadians to fuck off down there to party.

It's actually stunning just how bad it is to the point I refuse to believe It's real.

from what i've read on /r9k/ its common mostly because any virgin doesn't realize how awful condom sex is and doesn't think to use boner pills first.

Metokur Masochist spent $24,000 dollars on Warski and PPP’s Vegas trip

were they staying there a month? how the fuck do those numbers even make sense?

Null has streamed consistently since late 2018 with no real disasters,

outside of that time he interviewed that crazy bitch doing false rape allegations last year, or those episodes in 2020 where he attacked forum members by name for saying Dax hangs around pedos or the fact null would have been stuck in LA hanging around May and Vito if it weren't for covid destroying those plans or the numerous other disasters.

Metokur Masochist sent a total of $654.94 to Rekieta on YouTube

thats basically nothing. compared to the 5k they got from MM on kick and the 25k vegas trip.

 

[botrix_fan]

Cog stocks paying dividends right now. Cogbros... we won!

Cog's thumbnail is kino

 

[DogZero]

None of this ever happened.
I asked to be demodded. "Josh Moon" came out in Sektur chat and MATI to say I didn't do anything ($100 for sock accounts?) and didn't even entertain demodding. I said I became unwell trying to find the ones who swatted MTG and CX probably took advantage to push his own feuds against Ethan Ralph and to protect Flamenco. I admitted to the mistake like a grown up, maybe you'll understand if someone swats a fucking congressperson and pins it on you, and it gets displayed all over the biggest garbage mainstream media outlets and put into FBI documents.

This retelling is correct. When the chudbud leaks occurred, and it was revealed AltisticRight had chat logs with ChristorianX and gator, I made a stink about it for two reasons. One was because it just seemed lame and gay that anyone would be talking to ChristorianX or gator at all, much less a mod and let us recall this is during a period where both were universally hated and the punching bag of the board. The second reason was because it was funny, and dramatic, and it's fun to stir the pot. The second reason is undoubtedly petty but also the entire purpose of this webzone.

Just as Altistic said, he immediately tried to resign, because being a mod here is a thankless job and he immediately realized his understandable desire for revenge against those who involved him in a literal nationwide scandal was ultimately futile and likely only to lead to further gay OPs.

I would also like to say that the second he tendered his resignation, far even before null rejected it, there was an outpouring by a bunch of people on the board begging him not do to so since he had been a trustworthy and constructive mod on a board which had previously had many scandals regarding moderation. It was basically like when some public figure tries to retire under criticism and everyone realizes how much worse not having them will be so begs them not to.

Nobody ever took the 100 dollar "bribe" seriously, that was never the actual issue. Or if it was for anyone, they were retarded, myself included. The sock policy has always been fluid on the whole site on a case by case basis, and the idea there was ever some kind of actual transaction is absurd, it was just a lightening rod for jokes when it occurred representing general pettiness surrounding the leaks. Bringing that aspect up in particular just looks retarded now 2 years after the fact. I include some of my own posts at the time under this label of retarded.

 

[dustnight]

You know, I'm old enough to remember simpler more innocent times when the worst thing you'd read about on the internet was hijacked jetliners flying into buildings...

 

[AltisticRight]

Cog's thumbnail is kino
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He even included his own wife in the thumbnail. Johnny stocks skyrocketing.

 

[del_toid]

God I love the TruthSeekers collabs. Such a perfect crossover.