🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Osama Bin Laden]

Alex was really funny on the tank but I'm getting to a point where I don't ever want to see his face again even if he is lolcowmaxxing because his pathetic looping isn't even really entertaining anymore.

just wait till he starts streaming

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

In classic Alex fashion, Alex brings up "receipts" that he's totally not broke and manages to dox himself (and others) in the process (post)
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Now, in my personal opinion, I believe the receipt that Alex is showing for Jared's is a semi-monthly ring maintenance that's provided if you pay for the lifetime insurance (post)
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now, you see alex post a video of seemingly walking out of a jewelry store like he just bought some new drip for today. however, if you use your super trained KiwiFarms glasses, you'll notice something in the top left corner
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oh look, May 11th, 2023

this is the ring that alex got for jabba the hut
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and I found a phone number linked back to alex
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Lmao this just reminds me of a story a friend told me once. He had just gotten back on his feet after living at a homeless shelter for a while. He told me about this one loud kid that would brag about his lifestyle and how he's not actually homeless. He would show receipts to people that proved owned consumer electronics like TVs and an Xbox lol.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Lmao this just reminds me of a story a friend told me once. He had just gotten back on his feet after living at a homeless shelter for a while. He told me about this one loud kid that would brag about his lifestyle and how he's not actually homeless. He would show receipts to people that proved owned consumer electronics like TVs and an Xbox lol.

The funny thing about the entire thing is that if you check alex's old twitter account, he's begging and pleading for random twitter giveaway account fags to send him a ps5 but when he doesn't get his ps5, he chimps out at everyone and calls them fat/overweight/fat boy (ironic, I know)

I'm guessing he got a PS5 around October 2021, because the tweets date back to June/July 2021

he's showing off stupid shit like "AW YEAH I SPEND 2K ON RENT-A-CENTER" like okay...?

"AW SHEEIT I JUST FURNISHED MY HOUSE" cool? you did what every homeowner should do?

the greatest part about it is seeing the receipts be over a year old lololol

 

[Cope&Sneed]

his is the ring that alex got for jabba the hut

These are rings retards buy. They list some massive TOTAL karat weight to trick idiots, but in reality there is no fat rock actually worth money, it's cheap tiny shitty stones set together closely. For people who want to flex but have no idea what they are buying.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

These are rings retards buy. They list some massive TOTAL karat weight to trick idiots, but in reality there is no fat rock actually worth money,

by the way, this ring cost almost 6 grand

https://www.jared.com/diamond-engagement-ring-3-carat-tw-round-14k-white-gold/p/V-992909109

I feel like this is what trashy white people or niggers would buy for a ring

 

[Cope&Sneed]

by the way, this ring cost almost 6 grand

https://www.jared.com/diamond-engagement-ring-3-carat-tw-round-14k-white-gold/p/V-992909109

I feel like this is what trashy white people or niggers would buy for a ring

Correct. You gotta love Alex's flexes being shit most middle class buy in an average price range. I'm from HCOL area so my perception is a bit skewed but to me less than 5 figures on a wedding ring is not really a flex.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Correct. You gotta love Alex's flexes being shit most middle class buy in an average price range. I'm from HCOL area so my perception is a bit skewed but to me less than 5 figures on a wedding ring is not really a flex.

i feel like alex is the type of retard to buy a few grand worth of baby formula and diapers just to flex on people who don't have copious amounts of money to piss away

AW SHIT I DIDNT WANNA HAVE TO DEW DIS, BUT WHO YOU KNOW SPEND $3K ON BABY DIAPERS

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

by the way, this ring cost almost 6 grand

https://www.jared.com/diamond-engagement-ring-3-carat-tw-round-14k-white-gold/p/V-992909109

I feel like this is what trashy white people or niggers would buy for a ring

Hilarious.

The little rocks are almost valueless, it's why they say you should never deface valuable accessories with them. Stupid niggers by a Rolex than put these cheap ass diamonds around them destroying the value.

Same shit with a ring. If you have money, you get a nice diamond. Not a bunch of tiny ones.

 

[neger psykolog]

Burt's diet and supplements will lead to this result, unfortunately. He eats very poorly.

He takes adderrall or vyvanse (or both), someone put a list of the meds that he is on.

Both of those are stimulant medication that are very well known for making a person clean out their digestive system like 20-30 minutes after taking them. They're fucking great.

 

[foam rolla]

In classic Alex fashion, Alex brings up "receipts" that he's totally not broke and manages to dox himself (and others) in the process (post)

This is the same thing as some nigglet hoodrat doing a Fit Check on Youtube and yelling "yeah mang u c I got dem new Air Jordans. $400 dollas. C dis ice round my neck? $1200 dollas"

If this faggot is rolling in money then why is he spreging out about imaginary money he thinks Fish Tank owes him?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

If this faggot is rolling in money then why is he spreging out about imaginary money he thinks Fish Tank owes him?

or posting his venmo begging for money

 

[The Man With No Name]

Correct. You gotta love Alex's flexes being shit most middle class buy in an average price range. I'm from HCOL area so my perception is a bit skewed but to me less than 5 figures on a wedding ring is not really a flex.

It's also very nouveau riche. Jared's is not high end. It is what an Army wife forces her husband to spend his signing bonus on. Buying factory made jewelry first-hand is paying an idiot tax. Individual jewelers can make high quality pieces for the same and often less money. You can get even nicer pieces of even higher quality on consignment/estate sales.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

by the way, this ring cost almost 6 grand

https://www.jared.com/diamond-engagement-ring-3-carat-tw-round-14k-white-gold/p/V-992909109

I feel like this is what trashy white people or niggers would buy for a ring

Oh god he bought her a ring from fucking Jareds Jewelers? The one with the butterfaced women in the commercials? May as well have gone to Kay or Walmart ffs.

If this faggot is rolling in money then why is he spreging out about imaginary money he thinks Fish Tank owes him?

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. HIS FATHER NEVER LET $25 GET BY HIM. HE WOULD WASTE HOURS, DAYS, WEEKS, MONTHS OF HIS TIME FINDING THAT $25!

I bet Alex believes that too, that his father wasn't busy running his little shoe empire, he was really running around being petty about an unpaid invoice for $25. Alex thought that money was his, Alexis' poonanny was his, and the deed to The Famous House was his the moment he walked in. I am looking forward to him playing Morrowind though. That shit will be sick. "FUCK YOU DAGOTH! YOU KNOW WHO MY DADDY IS? MY DADDY WAS A REAL GOD! HE OWNED THREE HEAVENS! PIMPLE NECKED BONEY HEADED LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER!" Also 8 seasons of LoL and only 48 hours of play. Professional Gamer confirmed.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Oh god he bought her a ring from fucking Jareds Jewelers? The one with the butterfaced women in the commercials? May as well have gone to Kay or Walmart ffs.

he bought her a discounted 14k white gold diamond engagement ring from jared’s

when you put it like that, it sounds a lot funnier

only 48 hours of play. Professional Gamer confirmed.

with a 44% win rate

 

[Grim_Autismo]

he bought her a discounted 14k white gold diamond engagement ring from jared’s

when you put it like that, it sounds a lot funnier

He could have bought that woman Moissanite or Herkimer Quartz, she wouldn't have known the difference. So fucking insane to spend that kind of money on her. Remember how when they went on the Relative Justice show it was listed as a $3500 engagement ring or whatever, too? So is this a separate one? Christ. How many jewels does this orktress need?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Remember how when they went on the Relative Justice show it was listed as a $3500 engagement ring or whatever, too? So is this a separate one? Christ. How many jewels does this orktress need?

i would assume it’s a separate piece but alex could be lying

if you saw jabba, you’d know gluttony is her middle name

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Jewelry is dumb shit to get into "who's richer?" spats anyways, fite me.

If Alex was ballin' and any sort of a man, he would have a stable, loving family (no, not monkies) instead of a trashy hamplanet.

 

[AssignedEva]

If this faggot is rolling in money then why is he spreging out about imaginary money he thinks Fish Tank owes him?

He claims to be very rich but lacking in "liquid assets". Which is his way of making "I bought a bunch of things I couldn't afford" sound good.

 

[Thought precriminal]

While I've really enjoyed season 3, I wish production would make a solid decision on using the Sharks. They used them once this season during the Cell challenge and one night to move furniture around but no one saw them do it. Same thing happened in season 2. Sharks were sort of there for the first week but then disappeared.

I quite like the sharks but I'd like them to commit to using them or just getting rid of them as it doesn't feel consistent with them being random.

Well Jet has complained multiple times that production is overworked and not getting enough sleep. Changing in and out of the shark costumes is just one more inconvenience for them when they're running all over the place doing different things. Someone like Luca is probably going up and down the stairs 200 times per day just to give flowers and toys to the fish.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

i would assume it’s a separate piece but alex could be lying

if you saw jabba, you’d know gluttony is her middle name

She strikes me as the kind of creature who demands a pricy gift as a makeup gesture every time she and Alex fight, which I'm sure is often. Look at another girl who weighs less than 900 lbs? Louis Vuitton bag please, or she'll just keep yelling and throwing pans. Forgot their anniversary? 2 week Princess cruise and a new pleather circus tent to parade around in. Forgot to put the toilet seat down? A bucket of Sepphora foundation to cake on her face.