Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[All becomes gunt]

The difference in sound between whatever drunk sorority boys you were disemboweling and Kino Casino is that the former thought it was a good idea to share with an Internet forum what he thinks it would sound like to fuck Susie the down syndrome neighbor. On the other hand, the latter listed Kino Casino in this shortbus retard list sounds like two Canadian dudes, one in his twenties and one in his thirties, animatedly telling stories about dumb
faggots online.

Next time consider referring back to what they taught you about storytelling in the third grade, and follow your five Ws: Who, What, When, Where, Why.

It's not that deep, you can still donate to them if you want so that they can read your superchats. I suggest donating to me though instead so that i can release Wilshire Boulevard to the wider public.

 

[AltisticRight]

Can someone give me the TLDR version of these leaks.

Verified: Tardski and Porks went to Vegas with paypig Medicare Masochist and others
Unverified but likely: They fucked hookers there and had an orgy

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

Verified: Tardski and Porks went to Vegas with paypig Medicare Masochist and others
Unverified but likely: They fucked hookers there and had an orgy

Verified: black hookers were present in UK, Jamaica and Knoxville.

 

[Tablet County]

Verified: black hookers were present in UK, Jamaica and Knoxville.

One of those isn't shocking.

 

[WEEKEND]

For me, it’s Andy making mouth noises into the mic. You won’t be able to unhear it once you notice it. I’m talking about one of those lull-in-the-content moments where he’s reconfiguring something in OBS or trying to pull up a specific thing and PPP is quiet while no audio/video is being played through OBS. Andy has this thing where he’s just wetly smacking his mouth open and closed and he seems to have had this tic/habit for a while if you go back and watch old episodes of Twisted Mind.

It’s nowhere near as bad as Mersh with the wet lip-smacking niggerlip way he loudly smokes into the microphone but it’s still pretty irritating. I do think I have misophonia though.

tl;dr: I don’t even care about the low-IQ interruptions, I just wish he’d just rein in the mouth/lip smacking.

Thank fucking God it wasn't just me hearing it. It's the number 1 reason I can't watch their show. On the occasion I watch them I have to wait for a clip, put it on 1.5x speed and lower the volume. It's the only way I can manage the noises. It's like nails on a chalk board for me.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

"CALL SHANIQYA AND LAQUONDA THERE, BUDDEEEEE, THEY CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING"

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

"CALL SHANIQYA AND LAQUONDA THERE, BUDDEEEEE, THEY CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING"

View attachment 6673089

"AIM AIM AIM AT HER CUNT"
"WE WILL FUCK THE NIGGERS OURSELVES"
"ASHTON, STAY BACK! STAY THE FUCK BACK"

God, this takes me back. Now I want Failure's commentary on this whole shenanigans.

 

[urr13 account]

Obese exhibitionist PPP clapping like a seal from a dark corner watching Andy bang some poor black crackhead paid for by Metokur Masochist is a frightening image, sure but there is a far bigger threat to the future of the Kino Casino.

The real issue facing the Casino is Flake's incompetence, you click on a clip about a certain topic based on the thumbnail/title and the first 10 minutes are completely unrelated. If they go on a tangent during the live show its fun but if a tangent is more than like 2 minutes long it shouldn't be part of the clip. This is just common sense.

Right now the clip channel only works if you're already a fan of Kino Casino when it should be bringing in new audiences that are mildly interested in internet drama, the Turkey Tom audience, then they fall in love with PPP and Andy and start watching on kick, they join the gumroad, they go to Vegas to watch Andy have sex with impoverished african women.

Without a competent person running the clip channel this will not happen and before your know it there will be no paypigs there to watch Andy bang blacks. Then what will the Casino do?

 

[FiveStarAce]

Andy Warski? More like Bange The-whoreski!

 

[Tablet County]

The real issue facing the Casino is Flake's incompetence, you click on a clip about a certain topic based on the thumbnail/title and the first 10 minutes are completely unrelated. If they go on a tangent during the live show its fun but if a tangent is more than like 2 minutes long it shouldn't be part of the clip. This is just common sense.

Right now the clip channel only works if you're already a fan of Kino Casino when it should be bringing in new audiences that are mildly interested in internet drama, the Turkey Tom audience, then they fall in love with PPP and Andy and start watching on kick, they join the gumroad, they go to Vegas to watch Andy have sex with impoverished african women.

Without a competent person running the clip channel this will not happen and before your know it there will be no paypigs there to watch Andy bang blacks. Then what will the Casino do?

Asstonne did mention replacing Flaked with Steven's guy, Spooky or whatever it was. It was meant as a joke, but he planted the seed of an idea nevertheless.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Again, shocked pikachu face if it happened, shocked pikachu face if it is gay-ops, people are saying it was at the Bellagio.

The two beds makes it sound fake as fuck. And maybe he stayed in there because he didn’t want to see his friend fleeced, or maybe it was his room, or he was too fat and fucked up to make it out of the room without destroying half of the furniture and getting billed an extra $4k in property damage. At this point it sounds like fan fiction with a strand of truth somewhere in there to bind it.


I turned that shit off after 5 seconds, and that was 2 seconds too polite.

The difference in sound between whatever drunk sorority boys you were disemboweling and Kino Casino is that the former thought it was a good idea to share with an Internet forum what he thinks it would sound like to fuck Susie the down syndrome neighbor. On the other hand, the latter listed Kino Casino in this shortbus retard list sounds like two Canadian dudes, one in his twenties and one in his thirties, animatedly telling stories about dumb
faggots online.

Next time consider referring back to what they taught you about storytelling in the third grade, and follow your five Ws: Who, What, When, Where, Why.

I actually had my malware record this unfortunate paypig while he was typing this post. I am going to release the audio.

 

[EyeGuy]

The difference in sound between whatever drunk sorority boys you were disemboweling and Kino Casino is that the former thought it was a good idea to share with an Internet forum what he thinks it would sound like to fuck Susie the down syndrome neighbor. On the other hand, the latter listed Kino Casino in this shortbus retard list sounds like two Canadian dudes, one in his twenties and one in his thirties, animatedly telling stories about dumb
faggots online.

It was really a terrible impression. I don't know why @All becomes gunt insists on making Andy sound much more intelligent and Ashton much more heterosexual than they actually are.

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

So, what i've been able to gather so far is PPP and Warski went on an all-expenses paid trip to vegas with a couple paypigs over a year ago. Warski got drunk and banged black prostitutes with the paypigs + he cucked some Pajeet by fucking his Jeeta wife, PPP didn't because he has a secret GF. Cryler dropped all this because Warskis meth-head E-girl kicked him out of a discord. WOAAAAH BUDDYYY, this will finally destroy the casino, Perspic sisters!!

BTW, PPP has already confessed to fucking black prostitutes in Cuba years ago, lorelets.

"No no no bud-dee only surfer drilled oil the rest of us just got out dicks sucked"

Is vaguely something I remember hearing but it sounds like a cope.

If PPP just did a righteous rant about it I think they'd be fine.

 

[PauperVita]

Unverified but likely: They fucked hookers there and had an orgy

Moreover, the presence of nigger hookers has been confirmed by Warski’s girlfriend, and a discord DM in which Warski brags about fucking a shitskin on a dance floor.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Fucking Minnesota prudes! Why can’t these two retarded Canadian losers tag team some hookers on vacation in Vegas?


Tag teaming hookers with your buds isn’t about getting your rocks off. You do it because it’s funny . It’s a bonding experience and a good “your body, my choice” flex that is more satisfied when you bring friends than when you’re doing that alone with a ‘scort. It fulfills the Viking village pillaging genetic memory of Vikings taking over a pictish village and having their way with their women.


Also…..You guys do realize that today’s Vegas escort is potentially tomorrow’s video game journalist right? Just consider your hour as donating another brick to their ceiling.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Why can’t these two retarded Canadian losers tag team some hookers on vacation in Vegas?


Tag teaming hookers with your buds isn’t about getting your rocks off. You do it because it’s funny . It’s a bonding experience and a good “your body, my choice” flex that is more satisfied when you bring friends than when your doing that alone with a ‘scort.


You guys do realize that today’s Vegas escort is potentially tomorrow’s video game journalist right?

Can you point me in the doll where the hooker touched you ? Actually scratch that, can you point me in the doll where you have a severe case of simplex 2.

Just consider your hour as donating another brick to their ceiling.

Homeless hookers get +10 on the desperation stat but also +10 on the STD stat. In the KC case you want em JUST enough points on the desperation stat so that you can get away with a penicilin shot. There is always the rare drop of AIDS which gets more probable the more buttsex the hooker has engaged in. Fucking a nigger hooker in Vegas is like unboxing a fortnite box full of STDs.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Can you point me in the doll where the hooker touched you ? Actually scratch that, can you point me in the doll where you have a severe case of simplex 2.

lol I’m not the one sneeding over hookers and other purity tests

I’m sure they squatted in a puddle between their last John and Ashton/ Andy. They’ll be fine unless they are getting trans hookers. Then their std rates skyrocket.

Homeless hookers get +10 on the desperation stat but also +10 on the STD stat. In the KC case you want em JUST enough points on the desperation stat so that you can get away with a penicilin shot. There is always the rare drop of AIDS which gets more probable the more buttsex the hooker has engaged in. Fucking a nigger hooker in Vegas is like unboxing a fortnite box full of STDs.

Yeah don’t do street meat with track marks. But this is Vegas, not Camden NJ. You can literally bed B list Hollywood stars if you have the connections and $.

im not usually sexually attracted to black women really, and wouldn’t be interested in paying hard earned $ to even bother. But it’s unfair to say that all black hookers are dirty and gross. I’m sure you could get some fine Nolitic featured goddess for the right $ in Vegas

 

[All becomes gunt]

lol I’m not the one sneeding over hookers and other purity tests

I’m sure they squatted in a puddle between their last John and Ashton/ Andy. They’ll be fine unless they are getting trans hookers. Then their std rates skyrocket.

I mean it could be nigger troons.

 

[Tablet County]

Fucking Minnesota prudes! Why can’t these two retarded Canadian losers tag team some hookers on vacation in Vegas?


Tag teaming hookers with your buds isn’t about getting your rocks off. You do it because it’s funny . It’s a bonding experience and a good “your body, my choice” flex that is more satisfied when you bring friends than when you’re doing that alone with a ‘scort. It fulfills the Viking village pillaging genetic memory of Vikings taking over a pictish village and having their way with their women.


Also…..You guys do realize that today’s Vegas escort is potentially tomorrow’s video game journalist right? Just consider your hour as donating another brick to their ceiling.

Woooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh buddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

I'm just waiting for the inevitable next stream they do. See if they go full on ignoring the drama or build a cope to joke about it. Cause people are going to dono them about it.