Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

How long has it been known that a CoinBase account under Rick's name had made BTC payments to TorSwats?
It's not known if any payments were made from the account, just that an account was registered with Rick's e-mail address. It might not have gone through KYC verification.

I think if Rick directly transferred funds to torswats from the crypto exchange, he would be enjoying prison already. Likewise, the drowned Samsung was probably just him being a moron, not deliberately trying to hide digital traces by physically destroying the phone. But it's hard to know what to make of the situation, since everyone involved is retarded and unreliable.
 
I think if Rick directly transferred funds to torswats from the crypto exchange, he would be enjoying prison already.
Hmm not necessarily true. Whilst we care a great deal about the pig, the legal system does not. They could be trying to gather the whole thing up and Pat is a small part of that, they will be looking for anyone who paid for the swats and then trying to track them down and gather what evidence they can.

The wheels of justice turn slowly in large cases for the most part.

If Pat IS involved in self swatting and gets caught, I fear I may die from fatal laughter. This would be too much.
 
Whoa boy.

Brad Dennis, allegedly a private investigator who discovered the identity of Torswats for the FBI, responds to Rick's claims that the Pests were behind his swatting.

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Everyone get movin' over to the 2024 Julays thread and demand they nominate Rick. This is out fucking rageous.
If Rick is caught for swatting himself it will be the greatest internet drama moment in the history of retardation.
it was a gemini account, not a coinbase account, and the first mention of the info came from the second, better forum-- you can search there to find it. iirc it came from a queasy period where various people were interacting with the torswats kid.

people were skeptical (rightly) of everything the torswats kid said.

then pat confirmed it himself on a big "WHY US" thread he made to celebrate hitler's birthday last year, which is archived already various places on the thread so i'm just linking to it directly: https://x.com/stealthygeek/status/1648824681925947392
I mean there are a few things about all of this "gemini account" shit that should be noted - at least based on the information I have seen so far:
  • The current "proof" that I am aware of: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patric...h-padawan-v-2-5.65412/page-1722#post-16144606
  • I can't test any of this because I can't use either of these exchanges and I am lazy as fuck
  • On some websites you can register an account using someone else's email address and it will "exist" forever without the account ever being verified - this means a random person could've tried to sign up someone maliciously or they used that person's email address accidentally and the account may exist forever. It doesn't mean it is a real account or that it has ever been used before.
  • When the email address owner clicks a link then the account will be "email verified" but if this doesn't happen then then the account may never get registered successfully and may expire after a few days - or it may stay in existence permanently
  • Usually crypto exchanges require a mobile number as well when first signing up and will require an OTP - the same shit applies as above
  • Ok the next thing we move on to is KYC - from what I can tell both Gemini and Coinbase require KYC. But this doesn't mean that the account can't exist in the first place without KYC or even without email verification being completed (it depends on how the exchange is set up). So an account can exist that is never fully set up.
  • Crypto exchanges and most websites have it in their best interests to allow accounts to be set up without email/phone verification being done and without KYC being done and will still sometimes allow you to deposit funds but not to withdraw funds.
  • A person can have an unverified, un-KYC'd account or a fully verified and fully KYC'd account and never make a single transaction.
  • The data leak from HIBP (haveibeenpwnd) doesn't include any information about its quality - database breaches and shit like this can sometimes be commingled with other breaches. So just because someone is on a databreach that claims to be from a particular website, it does not actually prove they ever had an account to begin with. This particular data breach was offered up for sale three times (including one which was commingled with other leaks) until it was dumped for free: https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/ne...-info-allegedly-stolen-from-57m-gemini-users/
  • Acting like someone having their email in a data breach for a crypto exchange is 100% surefire proof they have not only used crypto but paid for whatever is claimed is very farfetched.
  • None of this really matters anyway - there are tons of websites where you can use a bank card to buy crypto without having to do KYC anyway lol
 
Correct as always, stalker. Enjoy prison.

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Pat was dumb enough to spend 1800 on a novelty cell phone (it folds) because of course he was. A fool and his money are soon parted. If I lived in Milwaukee I'd spend all my time rooking this fat stupid rube.
 
No one knew who Torswats was until the Vice article (L) was published on April 13 2023. The article does not mention Patrick's name and there is no mention of Gemini but then Patrick self snitches five days later. How did he know a Gemini crypto wallet was used to pay Torswats? (A)

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Sorry if this is a retarded question as I know absolutely nothing about crypto and Gemini, is it possible to search for other other users accounts/see when the accounts were made?

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Sorry if this is a retarded question as I know absolutely nothing about crypto and Gemini, is it possible to search for other other users accounts/see when the accounts were made?
Most likely not. Some exchanges allow you to transfer funds "internally" (like to another user on the same exchange) but there is no way in hell they let you "search" for other users.

I mean his claims above about telegram and the exchange account could've been done by simswapping - but I am pretty sure gemini requires an email address for that. So it is actually feasible that someone simswapped Patrick at some stage, set up a telegram account and also used the simswap to get his email account, which they then used to sign up for the gemini account.

But people typically do this kind of shit to steal money, not to try and set up the most flimsy of circumstantial evidence that some dude was paying to get themselves swatted. Besides that, I am pretty sure if his email was actually hacked via simswap that there would've been email dumps made and they would've fucked around with his accounts extensively.
 
And they do bring back navigation computers in the later books after Leto II severely restricts spice for thousands of years.
Pat's "annihilitation and reaction mass" sounds like standard antimatter engine handwavium. He read on Project Rho that a rocket needs reaction mass, and he read that antimatter is totally the best energy storage, so he put that in there to sound more like a Hard SciFi author than he really is.
I wouldn't give him too much shit for that since they're just kinda background decorations in his type of stories, but then the Pig in the Half Hovel proclaims himself to be a scientific authority and gives convention talks about rocket technology.
Wrong as always, stalker. Rick is a scifi energy expert, he himself is fueled by dark energy pepperoni he makes in his basement.
 
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I don't remember what Fattie's Galaxy Fold had, but I don't think it was IPX8.
It was. But the thing is, Pat is fantastically retarded and doesn't know what that actually means.

According to Mr. Smith, a mechanical and eletrical engineer who Pat childs on a regular basis:
  • An IP8 rating is the actual standard that means underwater resistance.
  • An IPX8 is just the metric designed by the companies that create the product as a way to say that "under certain conditions", the product probably could resist immersion. Ie, it is no guarantee.
Here's his video explaining why Pat is full of shit:

Disclaimer: I'm not an engineer in anyway, and I was probably born with a special math retardation and can't count past 5.
 
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So it is actually feasible that someone simswapped Patrick at some stage, set up a telegram account and also used the simswap to get his email account, which they then used to sign up for the gemini account.
I don't find this feasible at all, and it only makes the tiniest sliver of sense if you buy into Pat's ravings about OnA being a cabal of hyper advanced cyberterrorist super hackers. The objective reality is that they're a forum of technologically inept boomers dedicated to reminiscing over a now long-defunct shock jock comedy radio show that they used to all listen to 20 years ago.
 
Look at the shit condition his MS Surface is in. He's posted photos of it with those "I Voted" stickers, some of which he stole from Nikki.

I don't remember seeing his fascist-killing notebook lately, come to think of it. You'd think he'd be posting pictures of it all over twitter since the election. To inspire the Resistance, if for no other reason.
 
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It's not going to be a global town square, because its main features are gay block lists and being infested by persons of gender.

Also lol at big boy Rick talking about "substantive conversations", you know, like the ones he has.
I just looked and journos are widely touting how Bluesky has 20M users. Then I saw that Threads, some shit nobody cares about, has 275M users. This is children pouting on the playground and taking their ball and going home all while trying to convince everyone that the playground stinks anyway. Instead of shouting into the void because nobody cares what he has to say, Rick will be shouting into a void where nobody hears him.
 
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It's not going to be a global town square, because its main features are gay block lists and being infested by persons of gender.

Also lol at big boy Rick talking about "substantive conversations", you know, like the ones he has.
These bluesky pep talks are so gay lol. Literally who is panicked? even on boomerbook I’ve noticed a lot of spicy conversations happening about the darlings of the dems that I didn’t see a year ago. Pig raging against the dying of the light, then dissociating into video games and sadposting about it, and then copeposting addressing republicans in his echo chamber and telling his buddies (the 4B cat ladies and the soy boys crying about trannies) that everyone else is panicking is a good bit.
 
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It's not going to be a global town square, because its main features are gay block lists and being infested by persons of gender.

Also lol at big boy Rick talking about "substantive conversations", you know, like the ones he has.
Him talking about blueskx being some "resistance battlespace" brings back happy memories of Jace Connors shrieking "I AM THE BATTLEFIEEEEEEEEEEELD!" after getting spammed by penis photos on a Deagle Nation livestream
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