Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Just a reminder the reason Melton is claiming he was just pretending to be retarded is to get his statements back into hearsay protection so he can go hide out in the Mojave and avoid having to testify against Balldo.

Totally, the "I have the zip file and all the data" claim is hearsay and it will all go away.
He totally didn't participate in this conspiracy to intimidate a state witness in a felony trial.
No way.

We just made that up, he was joking all along! Just like he was joking about Aarons 10 year old daughter making an OF account in 5 years.
He also only joked about AI generated ethical CP.

Melton is such silly jokester, every time he makes a potentially criminal statement it was all a joke, because his show is a comedy show and everything said in there is never true and 100% made up.

Damn that greasy slimeball found the "LAW ENFORCEMENT HATES THIS TRICK!" level of cheat code to get away with everything.

 

[3-2-1836]

Totally, the "I have the zip file and all the data" claim is hearsay and it will all go away.
He totally didn't participate in this conspiracy to intimidate a state witness in a felony trial.
No way.

We just made that up, he was joking all along! Just like he was joking about Aarons 10 year old daughter making an OF account in 5 years.
He also only joked about AI generated ethical CP.

Melton is such silly jokester, every time he makes a potentially criminal statement it was all a joke, because his show is a comedy show and everything said in there is never true and 100% made up.

Damn that greasy slimeball found the "LAW ENFORCEMENT HATES THIS TRICK!" level of cheat code to get away with everything.

Barnes approved

 

[JustStopDude]

Well we know that Stearns county is putting out a nationwide warrant for Ralph… They seem to want him badly. But if they could get Melton to flip on Rekieta and Ralph first while he’s still in Vegas, Ralph could end up charged and Melton get off.

Judges have a lot of leeway when it comes to contempt of court. Even with this nationwide warrant, I doubt that Minnesota is going to pay to bring Ralph all the way back if he, for example, gets picked up at the border of Texas.

Ralph made the mistake of telling the court essentially "hahaha I'm in Mexico and you can't do shit bish!" to which the judge just signed a single document to make Ralph's life hell. It's a very passive solution and Ralph has to fix this himself.

And if he does get picked up in Texas, it's not like they immediately have the hearing for extradition. Ralph could ride the pine for a while in county just waiting for the hearing.

 

[Stiffy]

Why hasn't Ralph been murdered by a cartel yet? Where specifically is his tin roofed shack located in Meheeco?

 

[I Will Be Us]

Why hasn't Ralph been murdered by a cartel yet? Where specifically is his tin roofed shack located in Meheeco?

Merida, I think?

 

[break these cuffs]

Why hasn't Ralph been murdered by a cartel yet? Where specifically is his tin roofed shack located in Meheeco?

He's in the safest, or one of the safest, towns in Mexico in one of the safest regions. It's a big tourist area and Merida itself even has a lot of American expat retirees living cheap there. The cartels do business and own the bars, strip clubs, etc but keep a lower profile to not upset the gringos and draw unwanted attention.

 

[Windy Moors]

Redbar video where Melton shared the wrong tab during a live stream. It shows that he had been watching a Youtube video about a person using a comfort wiper because fat.
Timestamped to clip being played.

Link

I tried to find the video he had been watching, his algorithm must be fucked because I could not find it searching 'comfort wipe' as he did.
It may have been deleted as I could not find it using its title or different search terms.


Was Melton doing it on purpose or did he need instructions for how to use his new comfort wiper?

Spoiler: For Decency

 

[break these cuffs]

Redbar video where Melton shared the wrong tab during a live stream. It shows that he had been watching a Youtube video about a person using a comfort wiper because fat.
Timestamped to clip being played.

Link

I tried to find the video he had been watching, his algorithm must be fucked because I could not find it searching 'comfort wipe' as he did.
It may have been deleted as I could not find it using its title or different search terms.
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Was Melton doing it on purpose or did he need instructions for how to use his new comfort wiper?

Spoiler: For Decency

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Well, we know he recently got a new comfort wiper named Danielle.

 

[Shopping Cart Nationalist]

Ralph made the mistake of telling the court essentially "hahaha I'm in Mexico and you can't do shit bish!" to which the judge just signed a single document to make Ralph's life hell. It's a very passive solution and Ralph has to fix this himself.

^Basically this. Ethan Ralph has just made his life much more complicated. If he were smart, he'd go surrender himself in MN and do whatever time, or fine, is required to get clear of the misdemeanor so that it isn't hanging over his head. If he doesn't deal with it directly any interaction with law enforcement means he could be sitting in jail while they figure out what to do with him in terms of extradition and transportation so that THEN he can deal with his contempt charge. But then again, can Ethan even afford to get himself to MN without outright e-begging for the travel money?

 

[JustStopDude]

^Basically this. Ethan Ralph has just made his life much more complicated. If he were smart, he'd go surrender himself in MN and do whatever time, or fine, is required to get clear of the misdemeanor so that it isn't hanging over his head. If he doesn't deal with it directly any interaction with law enforcement means he could be sitting in jail while they figure out what to do with him in terms of extradition and transportation so that THEN he can deal with his contempt charge. But then again, can Ethan even afford to get himself to MN without outright e-begging for the travel money?

Yeah the smart thing is for him to turn himself in. I suspect that the court wants to know how Ralph got access to the stream.

I honestly think that both Ralph and Melton have been completely manipulated by a coked out Nick into doing his gay ops, not realizing the legal issues they are potentially causing themselves by listening to a junkie and assuming a lawyer wouldn't be a dumbass.

I will never understand why people naturally assume lawyers are ethical or even intelligent by default.

 

[AnOminous]

Totally, the "I have the zip file and all the data" claim is hearsay and it will all go away.
He totally didn't participate in this conspiracy to intimidate a state witness in a felony trial.
No way.

To be fair I could see Fatty just being spoonfed scraps by Nick and then pretending it was some huge collaborative effort.

 

[parsnip]

To be fair I could see Fatty just being spoonfed scraps by Nick and then pretending it was some huge collaborative effort.

Do you think the police are actually going to go after Melton and Nick for the google stuff? If they do, how long do you think it will take for them to issue warrants?

 

[AnOminous]

Do you think the police are actually going to go after Melton and Nick for the google stuff? If they do, how long do you think it will take for them to issue warrants?

Tbh I have no idea. It's hard to think of a similar case with such equal levels of retardation. I hope they don't just decide it's too much of a trashfire even to bother with. I do think at least it will impact the prosecution's decision as to what kind of plea to offer. If they go after it against Nick specifically, he's utterly fucked, though, so I hope that happens.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

To be fair I could see Fatty just being spoonfed scraps by Nick and then pretending it was some huge collaborative effort.

This is absolutely possible. But they should just euthanize him anyway for the CP comment alone.

 

[Shopping Cart Nationalist]

I will never understand why people naturally assume lawyers are ethical or even intelligent by default.

Certain types of lawyers I assume, by default, to be unethical, or maybe lacking a moral compass is a better description. Talking about the total cancer upon society types.

To be fair I could see Fatty just being spoonfed scraps by Nick and then pretending it was some huge collaborative effort.

From watching PPP and Warski go over the Discord gay opp 'leaks' (Unsecured chat room LMAO), I can say that Melton is fucking retard, like legitimately a low IQ individual. It's hard to say how much he really knew as he was doing it, but he also clearly doesn't think about consequences of line crossing before he does it. The kind of moron that Nick would use as a cut out for his gay opps, because he is too retarded to think about all the implications of what he is doing BEFORE he does it.

If they go after it against Nick specifically, he's utterly fucked, though, so I hope that happens.

That is the funniest of all possible outcomes, so therefore the most likely. So far Nick has made every possible move to make things as painful as possible for himself, I am sure he can keep on digging himself deeper.

 

[Guntkvd]

Redbar a-logging Fatrick again.

Edit: it's old episode.

 

[Windy Moors]

From watching PPP and Warski go over the Discord gay opp 'leaks' (Unsecured chat room LMAO), I can say that Melton is fucking retard, like legitimately a low IQ individual.

This is a crosspost from the Rekieta thread that contains the NLO Discord screenshots.

This fat faggot has to be the worst co-conspirator of all time.

Spoiler: discord screen caps

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[Obnoxious Asshole]

. If he were smart, he'd go surrender himself in MN and do whatever time, or fine, is required to get clear of the misdemeanor so that it isn't hanging over his head

He can’t do the time. One, he will have no place to return to in his chosen homeland of Mexico. Two, the withdrawals from both benzos and booze are going to fuck him harder than the actual jail sentence. There is a real possibility he fishes out in Mexican custody. He has literally fucked himself out of America for the time being. It’s pottery.

 

[hunchbacksrus]

Few notes.

1. In the most recent Kino Casino they were getting the dates wrong (i can't blame them cause I think in Canada and UK the day and month are reversed from the US when you fill stuff out like the month is first and day is second in the US or on discord the day is first and month second) but melton is still posting everything he knows and has from November 7th to November 11th or so . Still Melton is dumb as fuck and telling you he knew about it for months .

2. Melton saying you could make a database of aarons fake donations etc... this is the shit he does when Chad and KB were having their fued in 2023 Melton would do a thing where he would track their viewers and super chats etc... he is a internet/math/computer nerd and does this sort of shit i wouldnt be surprised if he had a database of those and was going to release it (he hinted it) which is also gross cause that means he would be looking at all Aaron's Venmos and Paypals and would you want that fat pedo hunchback POS looking at your email knowing you given money to steel toe.

3. In terms of police resources, this shit is going on in butfuck Minnesota (St.Cloud) those cops have nothing to do and I am sure they are Sick of Ritekta and his bullshit. Same with Ralph I am sure that they like to put away any one working with Riketa to basically get rid of the drama. Also if this is a federal crime it would give the cops there a good track record by convicting some of these assholes.

4. Finally, I do think the police and authorities take witness intimidation and breach of privacy serious. I mean what kind of awful precedent does it make if these two assholes basically took this guys private information, pdfs, bank account info etc... basically said they were going to put it all over the internet to ruin him then the cops did nothing.

5. why do you think Riketa's plea got kaboshed i am sure another pending investigation for this ended that. And I wouldn't be surprised that the day of his plea ( i think its Nov 26th magically a warrant is issued for this and he is basically just thrown into jail when he comes to plea!) Sean the lawyer who has been right about everything on this thinks warrants by early december.

 

[hunchbacksrus]

This is a crosspost from the Rekieta thread that contains the NLO Discord screenshots.

my favorite is the fucking idiot that says oh Aaron logged into nicks computer so it's 100 percent legal! LOL that's now how it works dummies