Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 124 36.8%

  • Total voters
    337
That is exactly what I was thinking. Just like Artie Lange, the guy from Howard Stern. His nose completely folded in on itself.
Nick's is still pretty aquiline though I think it would be hilarious if it totally collapsed and looked like a bulbous mass of meat.

Artie Lange also makes Nick look like a complete lightweight.

Also unlike Nick, Artie Lange can be funny, sometimes even on purpose.
 
Nah, despite the channel name LPR's no noseguard by any stretch - I remember him popping up on the algorithm for being one of the few to cover the CHIPS transcripts verbatim back in the day like Sean and MemeJosh were doing and he repeatedly shit on Barnes for giving lolberts a bad name in that connection, with occasional useful insights as an actual practicing family law attorney unlike Barnes or Nick, plus some personal insights as the stepfather of a kid whose sperm-donor/"father" was forced to fuck off for reasons much like Nick's troubles. Viewership-wise he's still a tiny lawtube-adjacent appendage and as a broadcaster he's not especially exciting, but he was fighting the good fight on this story to the point that Sean came on his show eventually to shit on Barnes together a whole lot more (beginning around 26:57 in that link) and Elissa started clipping him as a result, so there's that.
Then why would he be claiming Barnes is right?

Unless he's click baiting (which I hate).
 
Whatever he meant by tonight's title it definitely will have been sarcastic, but probably clickbaity too, yes.
Well, if that's the case, I apologize for taking a swipe at him.

But click baiting still pisses me off. There's already enough obfuscation by Nick going on to last a lifetime. I'd really like to see less of it in this particular saga.
 
the one fucking fan saying oh aaron was logged in to his computer so that makes it Legal BHAHAHSH what tards these losers are

posted this in the melton room figure i post this here

Few notes.

1. In the most recent Kino Casino they were getting the dates wrong (i can't blame them cause I think in Canada and UK the day and month are reversed from the US when you fill stuff out like the month is first and day is second in the US or on discord the day is first and month second) but melton is still posting everything he knows and has from November 7th to November 11th or so . Still Melton is dumb as fuck and telling you he knew about it for months .

2. Melton saying you could make a database of aarons fake donations etc... this is the shit he does when Chad and KB were having their fued in 2023 Melton would do a thing where he would track their viewers and super chats etc... he is a internet/math/computer nerd and does this sort of shit i wouldnt be surprised if he had a database of those and was going to release it (he hinted it) which is also gross cause that means he would be looking at all Aaron's Venmos and Paypals and would you want that fat pedo hunchback POS looking at your email knowing you given money to steel toe.

3. In terms of police resources, this shit is going on in butfuck Minnesota (St.Cloud) those cops have nothing to do and I am sure they are Sick of Ritekta and his bullshit. Same with Ralph I am sure that they like to put away any one working with Riketa to basically get rid of the drama. Also if this is a federal crime it would give the cops there a good track record by convicting some of these assholes.

4. Finally, I do think the police and authorities take witness intimidation and breach of privacy serious. I mean what kind of awful precedent does it make if these two assholes basically took this guys private information, pdfs, bank account info etc... basically said they were going to put it all over the internet to ruin him then the cops did nothing.

5. why do you think Riketa's plea got kaboshed i am sure another pending investigation for this ended that. And I wouldn't be surprised that the day of his plea ( i think its Nov 26th magically a warrant is issued for this and he is basically just thrown into jail when he comes to plea!) Sean the lawyer who has been right about everything on this thinks warrants by early december.
 
Nick's eldest made honors this term. One of seventeen who made honors in the grade. (We know the school from court documents.) Asterisk is 3.5 or higher.
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Source: West Central Tribune (behind a paywall)
 

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I presume April can leave any time she wants. She's just a dumb bitch that thinks she can overthrow Kayla, convince him to divorce her, and become the alpha bitch. She deserves whatever she gets.
It is the nature of Drow females to compete amongst each other, but April may be learning that Lady Qayla of House Rackets is a wily opponent once she's clean from the poisons slipped to her by the useless male of Benzoballdozaran.
 
YouTube probably penalizes creators that stop uploading by deranking them in the search algorithm
Other creators have talked about how the number of viewers, the number of subscribers, and the number of likes all affect the algorithm to the extent that you now have creators making content more often and making longer form content than they would prefer. It requires fairly constant effort to maintain or increase your ranking.

I'm not ready to believe that he has his kids back unsupervised yet. He's shown no proof of it.
That proof is part of a case file which was sealed by the court. Nick is stupid but I doubt that even he is stupid enough to release documents from a sealed file just to own the a-logs (who'll say the documents are fakes anyway).
 
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Nick's eldest made honors this term. One of seventeen who made honors in the grade. (We know the school from court documents.) Asterisk is 3.5 or higher.

We always knew he was smart enough to give Nick that shiner.

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Phase 2: streaming career in one year dishing all the dirt on the old man, to whale superchats aplenty. :semperfidelis:
 
Other creators have talked about how the number of viewers, the number of subscribers, and the number of likes all affect the algorithm to the extent that you now have creators making content more often and making longer form content than they would prefer. It requires fairly constant effort to maintain or increase your ranking.
"Algorithm" is up there with "shadowban" on the list of words that make me angry just seeing them. They're boogeymen for people to point at when they're not as successful as they think they should be.
 
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