Gladiator 2

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Just came back from cinema. My favourite part was when the gladiator shouted "I am George Floyd!" And then another gladiator shouted "I'm George Floyd!" Then all the gladiators shouted "I'm George Floyd."

Then the female gladiators stood up and we thought here we go shes gonna shout "I'm George Floyd" but instead she shouted "I am woman, hear me roar!" It was so inspiring. The entire cinema clapped.
 
Wow, the reviews are actually good!

Ok, I'm gonna watch it. This will be the first time I'm going to a movie theater since the coof happened.
 
Why is Pedro Pascal even a thing. He's a generic bean nigger.
He says the right thing and is the right skin tone to be palatable to white audiences but also score ESG money, same as that beaner goth from Wednesday. Roles that would ordinarily call for a pasty white person can now be handed over to a pale brown and, with enough makeup, you might even trick grandma into forgetting that the big buff Texan on screen names Joel Miller is being played by a soy infused Latino.

Anyway, I got a crack out of Emperor Nigger at the red carpet being told that men think about the Roman Empire every day and his brain short-circuited immediately. Almost as if it's men who think about the glory of Rome, and not ascended apes.
 
I got a crack out of Emperor Nigger at the red carpet being told that men think about the Roman Empire every day and his brain short-circuited immediately.
But how many men actually think about the roman empire every day? I don't think most men are interested in its history or history in general.
 
But how many men actually think about the roman empire every day? I don't think most men are interested in its history or history in general.
You're right, it's mostly young white men with solid pattern recognition.

In serious, the point of the question isn't so much that you are literally thinking about the Roman Empire every single day so much as you likely fantasize or draw correlations between that society and our own, or an equivalent.
 
Drinker goes pretty hard on it. I really didn't like the first one all that much. 2001's list of noms for Best Picture weren't really that much up my alley in general, so I guess it was the best out of those. My fav Russell Crowe movie was Master and Commander anyway. The trailer and buzz on G2 seem crummy, so I guess I'll skip this one. Heavy spoilers in this of course.

 
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I don’t have the time and energy to go into detail here. So I’ll make this as short as possible. This was without a doubt the most disappointing cinema experience of the year. After the trailers and from what I have heard about the movie I considerably lowered by expectations. I did not expect another masterpiece like the original. Just some fun and harmless entertainment was all I was looking for. But Gladiator II was just plain bad. Pretty much everything about it was bad. In my opinion it is Ridley Scott’s worst movie. And that comes from a huge fan and defender of the man. But after this debacle, I’d say it is time for a well-earned retirement. He has given so much and he deserves it.

I don’t even know where to start. After 24 years, all I can say is that this was not a story worth telling. It’s a step by step rehash of the original most of the time. What they did was take the character of Maximus and split him into two. Paul Mescal and Pedro Pascal play the two half’s of Maximus and neither of them comes even close to capturing the intensity, charisma and on screen presence of Russell Crowe. Mescal in particular failed to impress me at all here. I have rarely seen such a bland one-noted lead in a big production movie. He might be a good actor, but he was sorely miscast here.

But there is little shame in him failing because even great actors like Denzel Washington gave stunningly bad performances. I heard that some people consider Washington as an Oscar contender for this. If that is the case, I don’t even know what planet I’m living on anymore. Because this was the worst performance the great actor has ever given. The biggest reason for the actors failing is the extremely poorly written script. It is the worst director Scott ever had to work with. The dialogue is stale, repetitive and nonsensical. The structure is poor and the so is the editing.

The movie never flows or builds up any momentum. Not even in the expensive but still unimpressive and CGI heavy action sequences. For two and a half hours the movie stumbles from one laughable bad scene to the next. I also get the feeling that a lot of plot was left on the cutting room floor. The evil twins are nothing more than bad caricatures and Washington rise to power is utterly unbelievable. He won two bets and suddenly was the new Emperor? Ludicrous writing.

I want to give the movie some breaks. It is an impressive production and from a technical standpoint (costumes, sets, most of the effects) it is well-made. But with this weak a script, Ridley Scott just utterly fails to tell a cohesive, relevant and engaging story. It is poorly acted to the point of miscast in some instances, the editing does not flow at all and even the music is only a shadow of the original.

I can only describe this movie as a total failure. It is one of the few instances where I wish I had not seen it. At its worst, it lessens the impact and stains the memory of the original. When I think about Gladiator I don’t want to have any memories of this belated and totally unnecessary sequel in my mind. The first Gladiator is a masterpiece and one of the biggest jewels n the crown of Sir Ridley Scott. It is and will forever be part of movie history.

This sequel on the other hand is like a bad dream I’m trying to forget. I’ll give this movie two stars out of respect for one of my favorite directors. Just know, it felt like a one star movie to me. I take absolutely now joy in trashing this movie but until yesterday I would not have believed that Ridley Scott was capable of making such a bad film. I really hope he will stop spoiling his own cinematic legacy. I heard he is planning a Gladiator III. The though alone makes me shutter.
Holy fucking shit. I, too, am a bit of a Ridley Scott fanboy, but fuck.

Looks like the first "Gladiator" movie got the "Joker 2" treatment (sans the buttsex). Feels bad man 😩
 
Looks like the first "Gladiator" movie got the "Joker 2" treatment (sans the buttsex).
Which is a real shame, as it would have been an organic part of this film. Maybe even an entire character arc.

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

This oft-quoted line is actually a reconstruction. All we can really read is "weep girls ... sodomize ... (you) haughty cunt." I think the conjectured words are based on meter. "Wondrous femininity" for "cunne superbe" is Bowdlerization.
 
Why is Pedro Pascal even a thing. He's a generic bean nigger.
He says the right thing and is the right skin tone to be palatable to white audiences but also score ESG money, same as that beaner goth from Wednesday. Roles that would ordinarily call for a pasty white person can now be handed over to a pale brown and, with enough makeup, you might even trick grandma into forgetting that the big buff Texan on screen names Joel Miller is being played by a soy infused Latino.

Anyway, I got a crack out of Emperor Nigger at the red carpet being told that men think about the Roman Empire every day and his brain short-circuited immediately. Almost as if it's men who think about the glory of Rome, and not ascended apes.
Not just that, Pedro was born in a political elite Chilean family with globalist leftist connections. José Pedro Balmaceda Pascal is his real name. The Balmacedas have been involved with Chilean politics since nearly the the beginning of Independent Chile and are decedents of Basque nobility. Jose's Great Great Grandpa was the 10th President of Chile (The Chilean military totally didn't get involved in his "suicide") and his mom is Salvador Allende's niece (The Chilean military with Mi General totally didn't get involved with his "suicide" either). Pedro and his transgendered "sister" probably got in acting when his mom grease some of her elite club friend's wheels in America.
 
Instead of all this bullshit, they could have just made a straight prequel about this dude from the first movie and it would have ruled:

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Some movies should just be self-contained. Not everything needs to be "sequelized", but of course this is kikewood so they'll scrape the bottom of the artistic barrel at every chance they get.
The romans were right about actors.
Indeed they were. Time has proven them right.
 
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