Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[DickMain]

Not my name

Go back and disprove it when I said you've never worked in your life, that you stalk Zoey's thread, and that you want to pick up drunk women while sober. Disprove it already. Every time you ignore me it's tacit acceptance.

 

[Battyforluv]

You are, you act like one, and it is. Colton, just stop, you're a fucking loser.

Nope and not my name

 

[Drip Torch]

I'm a good person

and I have monkeys flying out of my ass.

You are an absolutely shit person. A sexless thing in reality.

 

[Battyforluv]

Go back and disprove it when I said you've never worked in your life, that you stalk Zoey's thread, and that you want to pick up drunk women while sober. Disprove it already. Every time you ignore me it's tacit acceptance.

Not true

 

[DickMain]

Not true

Prove it.

 

[Battyforluv]

and I have monkeys flying out of my ass.

We all do

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Not my name

Yet you answer to it, like the obedient little dog that you are.

I'm a good person

Good people don't describe women as "sex objects." Good people don't use other people for personal gain. Good people don't get threads on Kiwi Farms.

Nope and not my name

Yep. It is. Keep seething in impotent rage, faggot.

 

[Battyforluv]

Unlovable, pitiable, mentally and emotionally stunted. These are words I would use to describe Colton.

Not my name and none that is true

Yet you answer to it, like the obedient little dog that you are.


Good people don't describe women as "sex objects." Good people don't use other people for personal gain. Good people don't get threads on Kiwi Farms.


Yep. It is. Keep seething in impotent rage, faggot.

I'm the goodest gud bat there ever was n will be.

 

[DickMain]

Not my name and none that is true

That's not the post I was referring to. You and I both know this. You can't pretend to ignore what I'm talking about. Prove that you've ever worked in your life. I have W2's from jobs I had when I was seventeen still.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

I'm the goodest gud bat there ever was n will be.

Man, you are really just the most insufferable faggot. Seriously, you're just an absolute fucking loser. You come here to argue and just keep digging your hole deeper and adding pages and pages to your thread. It's honestly pathetic.

Genuine question, again: do you think you're winning here? Do you think your continued sperging is somehow "owning" us? Because I'm sorry bud, but you're the entertainment. We are all laughing at you, pathetic loser that you are.

 

[Drip Torch]

We all do

But we all dont have shit coming out of the man made hole that we elected to have cut into our body, chasing some delusional idea of getting lesbian pussy.

 

[Xev]

I wonder if he has a dilation bike kind of like that dildo bike from Always Sunny

 

[PositiveMonk]

Not my name and I'm not a man

But hypothetically, if there were an attractive goth woman who would date and have intercourse with you but only on the condition that she refer to you as Colton and a man, would you put aside your identity for companionship? Or is your identity more important?

You do understand what a hypothetical question is right? It's not a question of if you're a man or not, the question is a conversation about what's more important to you, your own identity or your desire to not be alone/get laid.

 

[Jacker Jangles]

I know the term "NPC" is thrown around a lot, but this lobomite really is like one of those video game background characters used to make a town look populated. The kind that only has like four lines programmed in:
"no. I am not a man"
"not my name"
"i am not retarded"
"i want to rape drunk women because my bbm crush rejected my poop smelling holes"

Seriously, get some new material, Coaltroon. You're like a mariachi band that only plays one song.

 

[DickMain]

You're like a mariachi band that only plays one song.

not mexican (ignores the rest of your post, even though I presumably read it to reach this at the end of it)

 

[Drip Torch]

I know the term "NPC" is thrown around a lot, but this lobomite really is like one of those video game background characters used to make a town look populated. The kind that only has like four lines programmed in:
"no. I am not a man"
"not my name"
"i am not retarded"
"i want to rape drunk women because my bbm crush rejected my poop smelling holes"

Seriously, get some new material, Coaltroon. You're like a mariachi band that only plays one song.

That's a shitty side quest.

 

[CallmeCicada]

 

[Schizoid Wife]

The difference between how he talked on his first account compared to now is just... Jarring, to say the least. We basically watched his brain deteriorate in real time. It'd be sad if it wasn't, well, Colton.

 

[Glowie]

Colton proves himself to be retarded he STILL can't multi quote.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Not my name and none that is true

Colton doesn't get to choose a name, only people get that right.