Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Go figure the man with a massive Adam's apple loves Apple computers.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I bought it new and it 4k with 16gb ram and 1tb fusion drive

New in 2017. It's 2024, almost 2025. It's almost 8 years old. It's shitty and old. You're so predictable it's hilarious.

 

[Eadred]

I bought it new and it 4k with 16gb ram and 1tb fusion drive. Saved up round $1,600 for it

Imagine the machine you could've bought if you didn't pay for genital mutilation!

 

[Battyforluv]

Colton, why are you the dumbest nigger on the planet? Did your dad rape you as a baby, that you turned out the way you did?

Not my name

How's the Pinwheels of Death crashes for you? Still can't gaming most games.
I still use Windows XP, 7 and Linux at the same time. Faggot.

I don't play video games or get crsshes with the beachball of death

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Imagine the machine you could've bought if you didn't pay for genital mutilation!

Actually, I, as a taxpayer, paid for Colton to be a miserable eunuch who will never get a girlfriend.

 

[Battyforluv]

Imagine the machine you could've bought if you didn't pay for genital mutilation!

I didn't pay for surgery

 

[NaggotFigger]

I don't play video games or get crsshes with the beachball of death

Beachball? Oh you sweet summer child.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Not my name

You didn't answer the question: why are you such a dumb nigger? Was it a traumatic brain injury, or were you just born that way?

 

[Battyforluv]

Actually, I, as a taxpayer, paid for Colton to be a miserable eunuch who will never get a girlfriend.

Not my name

You didn't answer the question: why are you such a dumb nigger? Was it a traumatic brain injury, or were you just born that way?

I never been dumb

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I didn't pay for surgery

We know, our tax dollars unfortunately did.

 

[Spunt]

Colton the only purpose you will serve to humanity is as a PSA on the dangers of porn addiction. Not only has it convinced you to geld yourself, it has, by evidence of this thread, turned you into a drooling mong who can't think clearly, can't express himself coherently, and who accidentally admits the most catastrophically embarrassing things about themselves, possibly for fetishistic reasons.

Oh and apparently it causes you to get really ugly tattoos as well. That fucking thing on your arm would look awful on anyone, but it is the least feminine tattoo you could have possibly got, both in its aesthetics and in its subject matter. That alone outs you as a man, and it's as permanent as your castration.

 

[Sperg Coalition]

I got a higher IQ than Einstien, Hawking, Musk combined and no it's not in the negatives higher

Damn this HRT fried your brain so much that you cannot even spell correctly. I've seen ESL speak and write English eloquently compared to your tranny ass.

 

[Battyforluv]

Go figure the man with a massive Adam's apple loves Apple computers.

Im not a man and do not have an adams apple

 

[LobsterBoy669]

I never been dumb

"Me never dumb. Me smart. Me spend all day arguing with Kiwi Frams. Me am the greetest." - you, an actual retard

 

[Eadred]

I never been dumber

I agree

 

[Spunt]

I never been dumb

I have never been dumb.

2/10, F, see me after class.

 

[NaggotFigger]

I never been dumb

Memorize the valuable formula table. No Googling.

 

[Battyforluv]

We know, our tax dollars unfortunately did.

I love wasting money if it hurts u evil kiwis who made me a victim

 

[Ginger & Bread = Mischief]

New in 2017. It's 2024, almost 2025. It's almost 8 years old. It's shitty and old. You're so predictable it's hilarious.

It's worth about $250 now.

Colton the only purpose you will serve to humanity is as a PSA on the dangers of porn addiction. Not only has it convinced you to geld yourself, it has, by evidence of this thread, turned you into a drooling mong who can't think clearly, can't express himself coherently, and who accidentally admits the most catastrophically embarrassing things about themselves, possibly for fetishistic reasons.

Oh and apparently it causes you to get really ugly tattoos as well. That fucking thing on your arm would look awful on anyone, but it is the least feminine tattoo you could have possibly got, both in its aesthetics and in its subject matter. That alone outs you as a man, and it's as permanent as your castration.

How can he possibly masturbate with whatever he's done to his poor penis? It's not like he has a clit. I can't imagine it feels good down there.

 

[Battyforluv]

"Me never dumb. Me smart. Me spend all day arguing with Kiwi Frams. Me am the greetest." - you, an actual retard

Not a retard