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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 330 31.9%

  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 523 50.5%

  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 182 17.6%
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Grim_Autismo said:
Alex dumped coffee and grape juice up top in the loft because connor pissed all over everything, lol. They were very upsetty about it because of the significance of the carpet for act 3.
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Oh I didn't realize that that was the context. Anyway, it doesn't take that long to get a carpet dry cleaned.
 
neger psykolog said:
Oh I didn't realize that that was the context. Anyway, it doesn't take that long to get a carpet dry cleaned.
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or be a wigger and wait over a week and let the stain set in and cover it with a rug
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TheRationals said:
What is Burt's last name? I would like to check something. He said it in the polygraph test but I can't find an uncensored version. Burt is short for Albert.
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Although you may argue this is a different person, before his psychological problems got so bad.
 
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Nifty is evangelizing about the dangers of wearing a bra.
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Also, she says that production is prompting them a lot less than last season and lets them do their own thing more. She thinks it's a positive change.

"Last season I experienced kindergarten level bullying." She's making a good point about how "stay in the house and do what you're told" and making macaroni art and shit kind of age regressed the contestants.

"Jeff has to turn himself in after this, he has warrants" WHAT? I missed this.

It looks like they're using a laundry service. I did like that previously they had to wash their own clothes, but I guess the house layout doesn't allow for that.
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Agares said:
Nifty just called Jeff a repressed homo in confessional.
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She's not wrong. I've got him telling the cousin dick story at least three times now. I want to make a gay Jeff compilation at some point. He's at the very least bicurious and should give it a whirl once so he can quit nattering on about his only gay childhood experience while drunk because it's weird and fucks with the vibe.
 
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I feel legit rage at Alex and his dumb 500 pound cunt wife. Mizzy is annoying—most of them are annoying—but at least she’s honest. Mizzy’s instagram chat with Frank was actually pretty wholesome. This guy treated her like garbage in the house but she can talk to him now like, “i understand it was part of the game, who cares, it was kinda fun.” I respect her for that.

Meanwhile Alex is literally screaming about the show was fake and edited, how no one got paid, (while the prince is in the comments saying they all got paid) yelling about how rich he is (while begging his mom for Uber money and going on Gofundme because his tree got knocked down) … his instagram lives are so fucking unhinged. He acts like more of a crackhead than Jeff. I did not like Mizzy. But she acquitted herself by being very chill after leaving. She has a good future in streaming. She’ll have fans/simps.

Alex can go to hell. He can keep huffing his fat wife’s farts and getting beat to shit. He can keep being poor. He’s so excited about his cruise. But as Sam said, “cruises are for poor people.” Alex and Jackie cannot understand that. The point is, a cruise is a simulation of the rich life for a poor person. You pay the small fee, you get to feel rich for a week, you’re on a boat, you drink, but it’s an illusion. It’s cheap and trashy just like them.
 
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TheCuntler said:
That video is just sad to watch.
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I think they should’ve voted him out last night, and yes, it’s borderline abusive to keep him around. I wouldn’t be surprised if a rape and/or murder happens. But the cunts are too dumb, they voted out the least popular contestant instead of being smart and voting out the most popular and most dangerous contestant. They think it’s friendtank not fishtank. If they lose and/or get raped, it’s their own fault. But we get to enjoy the content, and if he goes full Dark Burt, we’ll enjoy it. It’s risky keeping a schizophrenic black man on the verge of a breakdown in the house. But we’re having fun.
 
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Kenny said:
I think they should’ve voted him out last night, and yes, it’s borderline abusive to keep him around. I wouldn’t be surprised if a rape and/or murder happens. But the cunts are too dumb, they voted out the least popular contestant instead of being smart and voting out the most popular and most dangerous contestant. They think it’s friendtank not fishtank. If they lose and/or get raped, it’s their own fault. But we get to enjoy the content, and if he goes full Dark Burt, we’ll enjoy it. It’s risky keeping a schizophrenic black man on the verge of a breakdown in the house. But we’re having fun.
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I'm staying optimistic. I don't think he will do something like rape or murder someone.
 
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Karen Horney said:
Nifty is evangelizing about the dangers of wearing a bra.
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Also, she says that production is prompting them a lot less than last season and lets them do their own thing more. She thinks it's a positive change.

"Last season I experienced kindergarten level bullying." She's making a good point about how "stay in the house and do what you're told" and making macaroni art and shit kind of age regressed the contestants.

"Jeff has to turn himself in after this, he has warrants" WHAT? I missed this.

It looks like they're using a laundry service. I did like that previously they had to wash their own clothes, but I guess the house layout doesn't allow for that.
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It's not production that has changed, its the cast. Last time she was locked up with a bunch of 4chan nerds who see people like her as their arch enemy. This time its a bunch of wannabe famous people who see nothing wrong with her weirdness.
 
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