Lolcow Mr. Burgers / Jesse Radin / Jesse Nicholas Radin - Unstable Fast Food Reviewer, Repeatedly Banned KF Poster

Bassomatic said:
I actually often wonder what flavor retard you have. My lord man seeks God.
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I have hyperlexia II [early reader with social retardation] which is related to Autism Level 1, aka Asperger's.

But I tested too low on the 1993 Autism Scale to actually be called autistic.

Then there's the bipolar clusterDrat.

Just A Butt said:
what the best burger you ever had?
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Best burger ever... Surf Rider Cafe, Santa Cruz, CA. Closed forevers.


Best chain, probably Habit Burger Grill.
 
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Jesse Nicholas Radin said:
I have hyperlexia II [early reader with social retardation] which is related to Autism Level 1, aka Asperger's.

But I tested too low on the 1993 Autism Scale to actually be called autistic.

Then there's the bipolar clusterDrat.
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I haven't managed to level mine since the wipe

Just A Butt said:
what the best burger you ever had?
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So help me god if I don't scroll down and see Five Guys. Five Guys contrarians have been coping on their whataburger for long enough.
 
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I need to get on the road sometime. I hear shake shack is really good, but there's nothing but generic chains around me.
 
Weirdly enough I've only ever had the chicken from Culver's, maybe I'll give the burgers a try there.
 
For a good year or two, my youtube algo was full of goobers shrieking and yelling at the camera while eating, and I remember Mr. Burgers as one of the more memorable ones. Good LORD, review more burgers and talk less, my man. Slow down when you're horking down the soda pop too, dingus.
 
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Autism Contractor said:
I'll have to give it a go, I've always been leery of fish from fast food places lol.
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Most aren't very good. I've never been impressed with the McFish. It's merely okay. Burger King's BK Big Fish used to be great, but that's been at least 20 years and I wouldn't trust them with anything seafood at this point. Restaurants that only have them for Lent seem to do a good job, like Popeye's.

Culver's, though, seems to be good every time.

One of those Lent deals that's a good value is Arby's (yeah I know Arby's). They usually have two for a really cheap price. They're not the best by far, but they're huge and reasonably good.

My favorite burger is one I make myself, not because I'm a burger wizard or anything but because it's my way for real every time.
 
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AnOminous said:
Most aren't very good
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I'm much more concerned about getting food poisoning then them tasking like shit lol, I always expect fast food to taste like slop.
AnOminous said:
My favorite burger is one I make myself
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Home cooking is honestly the way to go, home made burgers, home made buns. Bussin fr fr. Went crazy a year ago and got a meat grinder to make my own sausages
yes I know its off topic for burgers sorry
and home made smoked kielbasa is godly.
 
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A few updates:

1) Got WoW resubbed, I know, that's bad, but I'm lonely and need a social outlet beyond this forum and random Discord losers that may not have my best interests in mind, and of course, my dad.

2) Mission successful, I was able to connect with actual Tomi Lahren due to subbing to her on X and later getting suspended.

3) I'm doing daily vlogs now.
 
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