🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Just Some Other Guy]

It's a gay show

 

[bookers]

it's a gay show

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

he's got a boner lol

burt is now menacing jeff with his "pulsating" boner

"you should feel flattered that I got hard for you"

dear lord

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Any bets on the new contestants? Are they going to be real, all former fish/fans, or a mix? I really want Famous House back, that was great content.

I guess worldoftshirts since we were told he would be in but hasn't yet. Or that was a gay ruse and act 3 is gonna blow

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Have a little chocolate

 

[Meowstery]

Any bets on the new contestants? Are they going to be real, all former fish/fans, or a mix? I really want Famous House back, that was great content.

It'd be stupid to have a completely fresh group of faces this late in the show. They're bringing in all plants except for maybe 1 or 2 people who don't realize how bad shit is gonna get and how fast. I'm very certain Ronnie is gonna show up though.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Burt is currently following Jeff around with a pitched tent.

 

[Strap-on Makima]

Content-wise i'll miss Mizzy but I'm glad I don't have to listen to her "um, like, omagod you guys, it's like, um, literally me , sooo...".

Either that or another rugpull and it's really even worse hell house.

That's what I think, obviously this act 3 is another gaslight, it probably won't be another 2 weeks of FH.
The house reboot gaslight seems too predictable, rate me optimistic but I expect them to try and do something more interesting & fucked than that for the final 2 weeks, and if I'm not mistaken wiggers already stated they would gaslight the audience as well this season.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

missing link looking mother fucker

 

[The Blue Morpho]

missing link looking mother fucker
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50% Bulgarian 50% human

 

[ParasiteSteve]

missing link looking mother fucker
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He looks like he will sell you a bucket of sump oil behind an Albanian petrol station.

 

[BullfrogBill]

Jet just straight up puked after taking a drink of Zipp in the official announcement for the drink being available It's literally vomit fuel

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Jet just straight up puked after taking a drink of Zipp in the official announcement for the drink being available It's literally vomit fuel

Smile through the Bile

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Jet just straight up puked after taking a drink of Zipp in the official announcement for the drink being available It's literally vomit fuel

I assume Jet is perpetually nursing a hangover.

 

[Cactus Concerto]

Jeff's gay denial is hilarious. I'm sad we'll be missing out on the proper finale of the arc, but hopefully Jeff leaves without denying Burt's advances meaning Burt has a clearer mind—AND THEY KISSED. BURT IS BRICKED. This is the most coherent Burt's speech has been for ages (as far as I'm aware). This is insane.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

He looks like he will sell you a bucket of sump oil behind an Albanian petrol station.

used car salesman who specializes in cars that get over 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

Jet just straight up puked after taking a drink of Zipp in the official announcement for the drink being available It's literally vomit fuel
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Mizzy (who also spewed) said on her live that it tastes good but it's incredibly carbonated.

 

[Sneedifarms]

IT'S A GAY DATING SHOW

 

[Total Annihilation]

I promised I would buy it when it was first available once I saw it on Season 2. Haven't bought or paypigged for any other MDE or FT related things, but I have to have this Tomacco like product!

 

[Cactus Concerto]

IT'S A GAY DATING SHOW
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I believe they were playing out a scene where Burt flirted with Jeff. Binx, Nifty, and to a degree Payton were egging Jeff on to do a bit more. It ended in a kiss between the two, initiated by Jeff. Jeff then took to saying he thought of Binx (?) with a ball-gag in her mouth, seemingly trying to overcompensate for how gay the situation had become. He then kissed Burt again (over his hand) and wandered away from the gaggle of onlookers to sit on the couch away from Burt. Burt followed him. They both settled on the couch with Burt making moves on him. I can't tell what's real and what's not anymore.

Jeff has dropped lines like "I'd like Burt if he looked like Binx/Mizzy from the back" (I cannot remember who he mentioned) and him mentioning Burt kissed poorly for a guy, with the others in the room immediately noting that he made it sound like he has kissed other men before.

He continues to compare Burt's cock to a snake and a dragon, calling it large and drowning it in compliments. He genuinely seems to be enjoying the attention and possibly even the affection. Maybe it's because he hasn't had much of it in his life up to this point, or maybe he is a little gay for Burt. No clue.

It's a gay show.

Weirdly wholesome for such a degenerate scenario; feels like a bunch of people fucking around before the goodbye.

Outside of the gay show, I think people spoke about Frank getting beaten up by a few people in the house due to someone's screen name but I don't think Payton mentioned her beatdown with him? I likely missed that in the middle of the gay dating going on around them.