Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[Axiom.]

I found Colton's verification photo

I only fucking compressing the screenshot, this is too good.

 

[DickMain]

I have found yet ANOTHER sighting of Colton in the wild.
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I found Colton's verification photo
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I only fucking compressing the screenshot, this is too good.

Fat! Faaaaaat! Nice paunch. Nice double chin. Nice hamfists. Fat!

 

[Tari]

amanda the evil kiwis are at your door, you should go fight them off

 

[Drip Torch]

I found Colton's verification photo
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I only fucking compressing the screenshot, this is too good.

More chins than china town.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Happy 400 pages! May there be another 400 on you! How do you fuck up this bad that you have 400 pages already? I don’t think most Mexicans lolcows have that many.

Because he argues with people for days at a time over the same stuff. This thread's usually pretty boring, it's only interesting on the rare occasion we can get him to say something new (like his plan to commit welfare fraud, something the government does not fuck around with because you're wasting their resources, because that's what Smart People™ do).

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

I have found yet ANOTHER sighting of Colton in the wild.
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Who brings their kid to a convention like that, especially after I read the OP and saw that they really truly do unironically play cartoon horse pornography and jack off to it. I thought this was a running gag or something.

What has to happen for someone to get into this kind of thing?

 

[Bernie Gores]

I found Colton's verification photo
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I only fucking compressing the screenshot, this is too good.

Good god man, that's horrific

 

[CallmeCicada]

I found Colton's verification photo
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I only fucking compressing the screenshot, this is too good.

Ugly clown make up. Using the wrong shade of red for that complextion. lmao

 

[DickMain]

Depends how much his quintuple posting annoys poor Trombonista.

She's probably into her second box of medicinal Franzia just to engage with this thread.

 

[CallmeCicada]

It indeed would be funny Zoey

That would be hot. Come do it

Did he get a temp ban for this post?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Did he get a temp ban for this post?

No

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Did he get a temp ban for this post?

He's not banned, I can still search his name.

Also updated the OP with the new content. Had to do some autistic wizardry to fit it in, so it's probably the last edit I'll be able to make, but hey, I got it all in.

 

[InfiniteGodmode]

I do not live. I barely exist or survive-ACK!

 

[WelperHelper99]

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Good, it's funnier that way. Guess the halal tard had a Adderall crash or something lol and dropped out

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Not my name

Im not a retard

Colt, I think you take this whole “a lie that is repeated a thousand times becomes the truth” a little too literally.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Good, it's funnier that way. Guess the halal tard had a Adderall crash or something lol and dropped out

I think this is the time of day for a lil one-on-one session with the Rod of Pain, he tends to vanish for a while around this time.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I think this is the time of day for a lil one-on-one session with the Rod of Pain, he tends to vanish for a while around this time.

Ah, dilation. What horrors.

 

[Ga1v5]

good thread, sad the retard just couldn't resist docking itself but hey at least you get all the attention you could ever want now

 

[Xev]

Ugly clown make up. Using the wrong shade of red for that complextion. lmao

It's uncanny valley territory. He looks like a Wayans brother from White Chicks.

Where you at Colton? I wanna hear more about how Abe Lincoln freed the slaves during ww2

 

[Troonfag Gayop]

It indeed would be funny Zoey

That would be hot. Come do it

Imagine being so sexually desperate that you thirst over someone slapping you across the face. I thought you were getting laid casually by eating girls coochies.