Here's the thing - even when spoilering the hell outta your sperging, try not to include embarrassing or self incriminating shit in your posts. Spinning it slightly so it's more ambiguous can help if you're confessing to being a Fatty McFatterAss with a shit-ton of health problems, or a skinny, angry fitness fucker with tons of musculoskeletal issues.
Or just embrace your power level spectacles and hug them in a dark corner like I do. They are fashionable in the right weebo setting.
But putting them in a spoiler is highly appreciated. Thanks for that, fren.
And by the way, the no TMI rule has always been to not post embarrassing shit about yourself, especially if it has no relevance to the topic at hand, and to not play the 'lolz I'm so much better than this cow because REASON' crap that belongs strictly on reddit. Including shit like "I can commiserate with Corissa because I also have insane back pain
(spine arthritis), but you know what would lessen that? LOSING 200 LBS, YA FAT FUCKER" ain't TMI as it's relevant and not embarrassing shit. People take it to mean that it's stating not to post anything at ALL about yourself, but that's simply not the case.
Found it:

Had to go off into a section of the Farms I'm not regularly in to find the rules again, but there we go.
ETA: To be on topic, Corissa, Juliana, and those robes are torture to their poor puppers' noses. I stand beside my earlier posts - not a dog person, but I would readily save those poor doggos from them and give them room to run around and an owner fit enough to play with them to their satisfaction. To them, it must be like being in the malebolge of the eighth circle of Hell in Dante's Inferno.