Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - Wannabe Lolcow-tuber edgelord zoomer grifter, "Her Prostate," Poster boy of using threads and not crediting sources, Chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, Pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, Supports cheating, rejected by Kiwi Farms

[BeetleBug242]

I remember mocking him in the CC thread saying something like, “and in six months we’ll see him drag the corpse of his friend to make an hour long video”

I loled so hard seeing this pop into my feed as he did it weeks into the drama lol, lmao even.

 

[Up3]

some Tom clips I've gathered. crossposting from the other Tom thread.

 

[The Stranger]

He's such an ugly, fat, mystery meat goblino. I really have no clue why he'd willingly change from a PNGtuber to using his actual tard face.

 

[dezazlop]

I am starting to think the whole "never goon" is less of a joke and more of something he actually has issues it.

 

[Up3]

These are the people in the commentary covenant needs updated since bowblax isn’t apart of it anymore

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I am starting to think the whole "never goon" is less of a joke and more of something he actually has issues it.

Tom every time a hot girl comes on screen he’s gotta thirst after them if that was me I’d be scared of Tom

 

[Lunarfag]

dramatubers from what ive heard always have the biggest skeletons in the closet and to this day i dont know why. maybe if you just live for the drama you die by the drama. they have their uses but otherwise are just as laughable as the people they make content of

 

[dick tha master]

Tom is streaming mr beast stuff
Edit
He restarded a stream
L bozo. No rizz.

 

[Forever A Loner]

What if Turkey Tom was based?

 

[Up3]

Damn look at his views I think half the people watching Tom were trolls lol plugging the sponsor

 

[Axiom.]

Finally, 60% done, hope you all like it, it should be complete in a couple of days. Thank you all for letting me cook.

 

[Vibralldo]

He just released a really good video on Chibinekodemyx

 

[dick tha master]

He's streaming again

 

[BlueKirbo]

These are the people in the commentary covenant needs updated since bowblax isn’t apart of it anymore
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Tom every time a hot girl comes on screen he’s gotta thirst after them if that was me I’d be scared of Tom

TLDR: long list of sex degenerates
I do like Chud though

 

[Axiom.]

These are the people in the commentary covenant needs updated since bowblax isn’t apart of it anymore

No offense, but I mentioned in the OP that all the people I described were part of the wave of people in the commentary community that started around the time Tom did.

 

[Tyler William Parsons]

watching the newest tomdark video it's just kiwifarms screenshot after kiwifarms screenshot can he gather anything himself

edit: the andrew ditch one

 

[urr13 account]

watching the newest tomdark video it's just kiwifarms screenshot after kiwifarms screenshot

Tom's success comes from his assembly line video production, lowest-effort possible. Toad McKinley had to drop youtube and go back to putting the fries in the bag, meanwhile tom makes 60K a month.

That's the trick to YouTube success; speedy slop production no time to gather info from a variety of interesting sources just need to make as many 20+ minute long videos as possible as fast as possible.

 

[DickMain]

watching the newest tomdark video it's just kiwifarms screenshot after kiwifarms screenshot can he gather anything himself

edit: the andrew ditch one

It's always been that way, and won't ever change. A sentiment I've expressed myself:

I, for one, am excited to see what develops. Two days in a row now Tom has shown up to his 'job' completely unequipped to do it, having to ask for the info on the single-biggest thing he's covering at the moment, which he should've had yesterday when he covered it the first time (instead of just aping content from here/everywhere else). Tom is a lazy faggot.

I'll quote @Slur.EXE as well as link since Tom is just incredibly fucking lame

 

[dick tha master]

Tom's /raid thread on soyjak has been taken down. (A)

Also from Destiny's thread

 

[xiamen]

His interview with Summer was painful to watch because for one he, before she picked up the facetime call, was very obviously showing how he thought she was hot and I think even asking his chat if he should hit on her. Unfortunately for him she ended up looking like a stuffed animal dressed up in childrens clothes by a midwestern mother of 4 stillborns. Which immediately made him change his tone and he started acting like she was sooo cringe and he's just sooo cool and in on the fishtank joke. He GETS Sam Hyde okay! He's in the same league of would-be virtual child molesters as moistcritikal and some other fat doughy looking manlets.

 

[Cleverbot]

Here's a piece of ParrotPaul lore.
Busting Digibro
Busting Digibro/Otaku Gonzo Journalism (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXAwioG88co)

In Tom's earlier days, he made a video on Digibro. Originally the thumbnail was something similar to "Digibro is a Pedophile." Apparently, even other Kiwifarmers didn't think it was very good.

Turkey Tom Gets Roasted (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8IFIfydTrc)

Digibro saw it and was rather bothered.

DIGIBRO VS. EVERYBODY #6 - Vs. Turkey Tom, Mumkey Jones, Y Kick, Society, & More! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AGngFq7vtE)

Tom was invited to chat with Digibro personally. Their chat lasts between 1:10-29:16. Tom says he "doesn't necessarily have a problem" with Digibro's personal tastes and Tom's real problem is that Digi's content is boring. Truly first-world problems. Digibro says he's not a pedophile for reasons we've all heard before. Tom and Digi have a back-and-forth debate on loli shit and Mumkey Jones. Digi threatens to sue Tom over libel. Sadly, no lolsuit was ever filed. Tom concedes and offers to change the thumbnail, but won't delete the video. Tom later deletes the video.