Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

Right, the characters were all based off of SA posting personalities. I wonder how many are still around?

Gau was based off of some gimmickposter who later trooned out and then offed themselves a few years ago.
Here is the full lowdown of the hack:

https://lparchive.org/Awful-Fantasy/


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There is a mountain of salt there, and it would be tiresome to mine it all. Here is an appetizer from the general themes.

The proles are uppity, which is is a complete mystery to Leon Trotsky 2012, who has a hammer and a sickle in his username:
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A new Dark Age is descending:
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Standard Hitlerposting:
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Get back on the plantation, niggers!
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Europe is the new Canada, except it will now be overrun by Russkies:
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Lone guy trolls thread by posting the completely obvious, gets yelled at and probated:
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But what about the troons???
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We may have to... talk to those unclean farmland rubes!
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Press F for Doctor Yiff:
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Neverending anger phase:
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The most SA thing, though, is the "Egg Price High" meme, combining class resentment from supposed communists with stale goon humor:
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There is a lot of this one, not just from this one poster. Communists really hate the working class.
I consider these people inherently evil for one reason and one reason only, they don't really seem too keen on letting people choose for themselves.

One pattern I see with the two political extremes (whether it's the far-left or the far-right) is what makes the two political extremes to be inherently evil is that they often disguise relinquishing freedom with relinquishing responsibility. If someone feels that their freedom is being deprived from them then naturally they will fight against that figure of authority (no one wants to be a caged animal). The less sexy part about freedom is the responsibility that comes with it; freedom is chaotic and messy where you're going to have to deal with and tolerate the people and things that you yourself may find subjectively offensive. If you can disguise relinquishing freedom with relinquishing responsibility (convincing people that they should trade in freedom for security) then more people would comply (this is how the most successful cults and dictatorships manifest themselves). In this case, these communists didn't like how people choose Trump over Harris and if they had any power then they would force people to vote for Harris. This is what makes the political extremists in general to be evil people (in this case its communists) because they want to deprive people of choice (in collectivism you deprive people of making bad choices but you also deprive people of making good choices as well because an authority figure does the thinking for you and this is what makes autocratic collectivist ideologies in general to be unironically and objectively evil).

An easy way to see if an ideology is evil and bullshit is by asking yourself this one simple question. Does the ideology in question disguises relinquishing freedom with relinquishing responsibility? If the answer is "Yes" then you should reject that autocratic ideology no matter how sexy it presents itself to you. An autocratic ideology is like a steak that looks good to eat but you don't realize that it's laced with cyanide, you're going to get screwed over by said autocratic ideology in the end. These commies are evil because they want to deprive people of their right to choose. Some of the worse things imaginable were done with taking away people's right to choose.
 
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Since Trump.got elected, troons have been talking about getting armed, organized and taking self defense classes. Clearly, Something Awful troons see the writing on the wall: Soon, jackbooted thugs sent by Musk's DOGE will come after them. But there is one thing they didn't count on: a bunch of extremely online incels in drag with pink assault rifles!
 
Since Trump.got elected, troons have been talking about getting armed, organized and taking self defense classes. Clearly, Something Awful troons see the writing on the wall: Soon, jackbooted thugs sent by Musk's DOGE will come after them. But there is one thing they didn't count on: a bunch of extremely online incels in drag with pink assault rifles!
They all said the same shit four years ago. They will actually do exactly what they did then: Fuck All.
 
Good news for A-logs! Something Awful registration is free this weekend.

(Assuming you have a throwaway credit card or privacy.com card or something, they'll still charge $0 to a card.)

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4075933

"In addition, for the first time in two decades, this is going to be a "free weekend" for account registrations. Free accounts will be limited - they can only view the forums visible to unregistered users, and can only post in a select few forums. Additionally, they will be strictly temporary - they won't become permanent accounts unless they purchase some sort of upgrade."

 
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