it applies to destiny but also rakieta and ralph, and it's too late for them, but oh my god, i don't understand why they can't be an ethical degenerate.
by which i mean, ok, so let's say you don't believe in god/higher power/karma, *important* you have no prior responsibilities, no pets, nobody that cares about you or specifically would rely on you, ie a good momma or dad, other family member, someone with disability etc, or you come to terms with it, just cut them off, send dog to a shelter or a friend, tell family you gotta go on a goon quest and aren't coming back BYE BYE etc. basically, your affairs are in order like a high risk of death occupation. pick a list of sex tourist spots that are as safe and "legal" as you can get, mainly a red light district area with legalized brothels, and if you want to go full hog, easiest to get drugs of your choice. find one with a language you can tolerate, and learn it to a fairly basic level. (hardest part but makes everything easier). learn a high in demand trade near the location or be ok with minimum wage shit jobs that you are almost certain you can get, with backups in mind. liquidate all assets. find a house as close as you can to your choice thats at your price range and expected income. house doesn't really matter if you're just using it as a break before working then getting wasted when off. dont be a retard, follow the local culture, dress like those around you or ideally slightly poorer when not at work, respect rules and laws or street rules, never pay less than full, do not do loans, ensure you have enough money for all bills, a cushion, and some savings, then dump everything else into drugs and/or hoes. drug addiction can fuck you but if you stick to hoes, pretty straightforward. do not fall in love with a ho, and if you contract a condition that prevents your chosen lifestyle, "hit the eject button", or do jackass+ level stunts. minimal assist mountain climbing. first time mt everest without a guide. record yourself if you want, mad attention, thrill, and then if you fail, you still succeed.
if you don't go full hog, with someone like tiny, and want to do it in the most retarded way possible, male birth control, yesterday. vasectomy, spermicides, etc. try to insist women do too but most birth control is never 100% so get as close as possible. pulling out is not friggin birth control, even if you master it or think you do, it can still impregnate. condoms screw up etc. expect partners to do it but only trust your own. if you just do minimal or roll a catastrophic failure, then as a man it's in the woman's court. you can request an abort, if they refuse, then that's it. if that's your kid, ideally you stop being a retard to part time be a parent. you can be a ho in the streets but the house needs to constantly be mr rogers. serial killers exist that loved their family at least, so you can stop gooning to watch a movie with your kid, even if you're a retard you can teach them how to doodle, basic skills, stuff you know, help give them means to ideally be better faster than you are etc. if you don't have any morals, then you at least do it so they have a higher chance at wiping your ass in the home or at least visiting on holidays.
ideally stick with a friends with benefits, which if you're like tiny, still allows a cuck fetish while being at arms length and not fucking someone else over. theyll know enough to be able to humiliate or make you feel cucked but at the same time, minimal care if you get with weird politithots. bonus if you explicitly tell them that they're just a walking fleshlight and you're a walking dildo etc. no gaslighting or mental manipulation, no "cheating" (breaking relationship rules).
like i dunno, to do it semi right it's a lot of words, but if you just have to be a complete unpaid public toilet for your life and nothing else matters, specifically JUST "im a toilet fuck my shit up", it's very easy to min/max urine soakage without fucking up everyone's lives around you. if you're a complete empty narcissistic toilet, then it's still less drama and obstacles blocking feces ejection and impact.
