Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Oxyjen]

This is amazing, every one is a banger.
OK I won’t post any more but it was worth making a fuss about. I hope it can appear as a bot on twitter or something.

 

[thebigdream]

I hope it can appear as a bot on twitter or something.

Let me look into the logistics of it, having him block the bot would be so kino

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

RED ALERT! RED ALERT!

WE MAY HAVE THE IMAGE OF THE RACOONS THAT NICK KILLED!

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I really dislike raccoons as they're diseased menaces that destroy your home and kill pets.
When you have to deal with a pest like them you do it quick and as painless as possible.
He seems to really enjoy it.

Let me look into the logistics of it, having him block the bot would be so kino

Rekieta quote of the day Just queue it up to spit one out every day. with a picture of him looking disgusting

 

[Vernon Dozier]

I’m near the country we get raccoons, birds, squirrels, the occasional skunk, and cats I’ve never thought about murdering one. Nick is a pretty sick guy to quote Patrick Bateman in American psycho good book as well as film.

 

[thebigdream]

I’m near the country we get raccoons, birds, squirrels, the occasional skunk, and cats I’ve never thought about murdering one. Nick is a pretty sick guy to quote Patrick Bateman in American psycho good book as well as film.

He doesn't even have anything worth protecting. If raccoons ran rampant in his kitchen it'd be an improvement, we'd see the fucking benchtop for once.

 

[PinKopyKat]

So chronic alcoholic here. I never liked Duloxetine but a continuous consumption of it has basically made alcohol consumption null in its effects. I have just drank a 24% 960 ml bottle of alcohol and I feel barely tipsy, which tells me balldo has never ever actually tried alcohol nullifying meds though his entire streaming career even though he was in contact with a doctor that would prescribe him with anti sleeping medications. That guy is super duper fucked.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

I'm going to lose a lot of time to that generator. It's surreal how close it hits home.
And I know it's been requested to only post results in the meme thread from now on but let me leave this one here :

 

[IamnottheNSA]

I love how Cog's channel logo got co-opted by specters as a flaggot deterrent.

 

[PinKopyKat]

So chronic alcoholic here. I never liked Duloxetine but a continuous consumption of it has basically made alcohol consumption null in its effects. I have just drank a 24% 960 ml bottle of alcohol and I feel barely tipsy, which tells me balldo has never ever actually tried alcohol nullifying meds though his entire streaming career even though he was in contact with a doctor that would prescribe him with anti sleeping medications. That guy is super duper fucked.

Take that as you might. But I have been in continuous Duloxetine for only 2 weeks and it's already shielding me from alcohol interactions. Which means Balldo is such a retarded addicted piece of shit that he cant go for 2 weeks without getting shitfaced and skipping doc recommendations.

I am fucking wetbrained, I got the shakes from not drinking alcohol and I already got over alcohol with the help of meds and this retard hasn't been able to do so for what, 3 years? fuck you Balldo. I am a fucking loser and I am already better than you in 2 weeks in therapy.

Duloxetine is commonly recommended to anyone with a doctor BTW, it wont get you Floxed nor is it like Xanax or anything like that but it will reduce the effects of alcohol consumption to the point that is not fun anymore.

I assume there are similar meds for coke, so it's in his own will to not want to get sober.

 

[MadStan]

Holy Shit. This is like the dialogue from an episode of "Intervention" where the pathetic dad justifies his pathetic existence, his pathetic vices to his traumatized kids and thinks they are actually better off for having had gone through it.

Do they have a hand book of pathetic shit to tell the world and their kids? Isn't it nice to have a dad publicly letting all your schoolyard friends know how YOU feel and what you've "privately" been through. Pathetic. Nick doesn't seem to understand kids love you no matter what - even when you hurt them - which is what makes putting your kids through this even more loathsome.

 

[BigPeanut]

One, can I have a link? I’d like to have a chat with a Crackets unshackled by addiction derived attention deficit. Two, I’m impressed. It’s almost ready for a Russel Crowe B-movie.

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This may have become the first person captured in AI emulation with such fidelity. I’m not sure whether it’s proof of advancing technology or the fact the subject is such a caricature of a human being it fell within today’s capabilities. History will prove that, but for now it’s pretty fucking funny.

It’s disturbing how I’d believe all of these are real. Nick’s brain is legit fucked up.

 

[Tomato flowers]

Lawd have mercy @PinKopyKat thats TMI bby if you must share, then post that shit on your profile. This thread is going south fast - need a development in the Balldoverse before we start eating our own. Kudos to the quote generator dude for giving us a distraction.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

I love how this retard tries to moralize about Warski and PPP, knowing full well about the hedonism that ruined his life, the coke in his daughters hair, and the PLETHORA of actual, true and honest pedophiles he likes to hang out with

 

[jundub]

Nicholas Rekieta has started his seething session for the night

I don't know what "fix something for someone else" refers to, presumably Kayla or April, sounds like Kayla to me

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"Someone else": Wife, kids, parents, church, career
"Hobbies": Alcohol, cocaine, hookers, swinging, porn

Truly a sacrifice not worth making.

 

[AnOminous]

This may have become the first person captured in AI emulation with such fidelity. I’m not sure whether it’s proof of advancing technology or the fact the subject is such a caricature of a human being it fell within today’s capabilities. History will prove that, but for now it’s pretty fucking funny.

This actually isn't AI, more mad libs. It would probably actually be pretty difficult to get AI to be as incoherent and dumb as cocaine addled Nick.

 

[not william stenchever]

This actually isn't AI, more mad libs. It would probably actually be pretty difficult to get AI to be as incoherent and dumb as cocaine addled Nick.

The detritus of his mind provides the non Euclidian framework that this gibberish output is assembled upon. Anyone trying to build an AI model that sounded like this would Old Yeller the thing before it could get this far.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

"I've had my X back for a long time" makes me giggle every time. It gave me sandwiches and balldos.

RACKETS NOOOO


It's predicting the future...

Don't you TMI me, my mom used to twist my testicles with salad tongs to stop me from spilling the beans.

This is THE definition of what the TMI react is for, my friend. Please examine what you are doing.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

@thebigdream You are a master of your craft, sir. I feel as if Lord Balldo himself is in the room with me. I have to admit, though, your generator is developing more sentience than Nick. Tell me this isn’t a little self-aware:

 

[WayTooSleepy]

AI balldo anthem I threw together

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

Holy Shit. This is like the dialogue from an episode of "Intervention" where the pathetic dad justifies his pathetic existence, his pathetic vices to his traumatized kids and thinks they are actually better off for having had gone through it.

Do they have a hand book of pathetic shit to tell the world and their kids? Isn't it nice to have a dad publicly letting all your schoolyard friends know how YOU feel and what you've "privately" been through. Pathetic. Nick doesn't seem to understand kids love you no matter what - even when you hurt them - which is what makes putting your kids through this even more loathsome.


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"haven't ultimately failed them"----well that's a pretty low fuckin bar