Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[Battyforluv]

Happy 400 pages! May there be another 400 on you! How do you fuck up this bad that you have 400 pages already? I don’t think most Mexicans lolcows have that many.

I'm not a mexican

He sure goes to a lot of concerts for a deaf guy.

Not a guy

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I told you he'd be back. How was the concert Colton?

 

[Battyforluv]

I have found yet ANOTHER sighting of Colton in the wild.
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Not my name

There is no plan, only retardation.

Not a retard

Fat! Faaaaaat! Nice paunch. Nice double chin. Nice hamfists. Fat!

Not fat. The alcoholic is

Colt, I think you take this whole “a lie that is repeated a thousand times becomes the truth” a little too literally.

Not my name

I told you he'd be back. How was the concert Colton?

It was okay

good thread, sad the retard just couldn't resist docking itself but hey at least you get all the attention you could ever want now

Not a retard

It's uncanny valley territory. He looks like a Wayans brother from White Chicks.

Where you at Colton? I wanna hear more about how Abe Lincoln freed the slaves during ww2

Not my name

I'm guessing "women" by Colton's definition.

Not my name

Man, Coltie boy came back to his glorious meltdown? I hope I didn't arrived late to the party.

Also, Coltie boy, that emo hairstyle didn't look good on you, you look like a cancer patient.

Not my name

Unlike Colton with the rod of pain.

Not my name

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@Saladfingy05

If your name isn't Colton, who is your mom talking about when she mentions her retarded son Colton got egged riding his "badass" bicycle?

 

[Battyforluv]

He can't help himself to be as disgusting as possible.

What a dirty, dirty man.

Not a man

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

This has to be a new record, Colton. How do you call this, decapuple-posting?

 

[Battyforluv]

I'm confused. Why does Colton's mom keep saying she has a son named Colton? I was told over and over and over that his name was not and never has been Colton.

Haha! If mom was disappointed with his haircut, imagine how she feels about the dick snip.

Not my name

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Oh... my god.

A full blown mental breakdown on course.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Ok "Mandy", who is this Colton fellow your mom keeps talking about and why do you get upset when we bring up his criminal record?

 

[Battyforluv]

He'll probably get banned eventually if the jannies get too annoyed with his sixtuple posting. I didn't want him to be banned just for that, but I don't think a grown man should be able to get away with harassing a teenager. I don't buy into the "sHe wuZ askinGG for iT" nonsense even if Zoey kept engaging after being told she should stop. Control your botchhole, Colton.

Not my name

christ, I go away for the bit and the thread blows RIGHT past 400.


if thats all you do, this could be achieved with a 300$ laptop you dumbass. Regardless if you think apple products are quality or not, you dumped over a grand on a task which ULTIMATELY requires less than a quarter of what you spent

Very wholesome meme

Why is this thread SOMEHOW getting worse???
I swear colton must of hit his head and lost the "shame" function

It's must've, not must of

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

This is getting sad at this point, Coltie boy just doesn't take his medicines and gets a full blown mental breakdown.

 

[Battyforluv]

Literally have never seen a T&H woman say that, my prognosis

MALE

Not a male

 

[Axiom.]

Jesus tap dancing Christ, it's even worse knowing you fucking type all of this out without copy and pasting.

 

[Battyforluv]

No-one believes your delusions, good sir

Prediction this thread will reach 700 pages before Christmas Eve.

Not a sir

Probably another one of those faggy things he thinks sounds really cool and gets panties wet. "I'm too much of a bad boy to be saved, I'm too far gone"

Spoiler: The 'bad boy' (Ladies, gird your loins)

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Oh, Colton's a pedophile. I mentioned it like two hundred pages back about forty minutes ago I think, but Colton probably buried it under a sea of his three baked replies.

I'm a bit late, slept in a lot and kept sleeping off a headache, but his mom seems too sweet for her own good. Obvious loved her son with all her heart, supported every dumb decision of his even if she disagreed. A lot of wasted love.

Hey, faggot, @Justa Grata Honoria was addressing you. How come in this 5 reply multiquote you ignored the one woman in the room? How very rude, chud. I even shouted your thread out in gorl talk just to throw a brother a line! Come on, Colton.

Not my name, not a son

Masculine chin alert also fat pedophile I wasn't making a joke I was stating the fact Colton molests both animals and children.

Colton fell asleep to fuel his quintuple posting spree to come. Colton was temp banned for shitting up other. His own thread is his screaming box, so he is until Trombonista needs to celebrate holidays, Trombonista is our Moses who delivered us from ilk of the vile tranny.

None that is true or is my name

Hey, now that's not true. He didn't ignore all of us.

He goes into Zoey's thread without prompting, so I think he just watches over us Coltonposters to make sure we don't make fun of him.

Not my name

To be fair, I don't know who's who and I don't ask, so I only ever know if people end up volunteering it lol. It's hilarious to me that Colton is on watch every waking hour of his life to make sure nobody is calling him a man or retarded even when nobody is doing that. I really hope he starts hopping into completely unrelated threads where nobody knows who he is, makes things about himself and more people learn about his thread.

Not my name and not true

It's good to know that whenever I am feeling lonely, I can just say "Colton, you're not a woman" and I know he will be watching, saying "not my name" in the distance.

Not my name

You have AIDS.

I do not

 

[Drip Torch]

Good morning, you fat retard.

Not my name

 

[Battyforluv]

If it hadn't already been found, I could easily be convinced this was the source for the Jeff The Killer image.

P.S. Hey Colton, how does it feel being unable to post 'Not my name' while we all make fun of you for being a fat ugly tranny with gout?

Not my name

More threadbans Colton racks up Nool himself will lay the POI sticker and a siteban of permanent variety, you only shit up so many threads without paying the piper. Trombonista is a benevolent Janny, Nool and others have low tolerance for retards, I know I am one and confuse the shit out our benefactors and piss them on their bad days.

Not my name and not a retard

Of course you couldn't figure out how a PC works, you are an applefag and a literal retard. I do not forget that you graduaded with a tard diploma.

I have no idea how to multiquote

 

[CallmeCicada]

I'm not a mexican

Not a retard

Not fat. The alcoholic is

Not my name

Not my name

Not a retard

Not my name

None that is true or is my name

Not my name

Not my name and not true

I do not

Not my name

Not my name and not a retard

Not a retard

 

[Battyforluv]

Hey Colton, if you're not retarded or mentally ill and hate the gooberment so much, why in the fuck did you dive genitals first into their social engineering scheme of modernized eugenics, specifically curated by the powers that be to convince the retarded and mentally ill to sterilize themselves for the profit/enjoyment of the .0001%?

Idk, bud, sounds like propaganda only a mentally ill smooth brained retard would fall for.

Not my name, not retarded, not mentally ill, not smooth brain

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Not my name, not retarded, not mentally ill, not smooth brain

is this what you do all day?

 

[Battyforluv]

Colton probably left the thread yesterday to go to that concert he mentioned. I'm sure he'll be back soon.

Not my name