🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[neger psykolog]

She name dropped the "den" but i dont think its too big of a deal cause its a generic name. But she cut herself off like she got in trouble for saying something which is suspicious.

So I guess the whole point of Act 3 of Fishtank is basically Amogus or Trouble in Terrorist Town.

Burt is fucked. Even if he doesn't fuck up by mentioning something he shouldn't, his entire demeanor/personality is wacky turned up to 999%.

 

[Steinercard]

Payton cannot act for shit, she is so obvious.

This is an absolute disaster and we haven't even got to Burt.

 

[BullfrogBill]

My fingers are crossed harder than ever hoping Luke will walk through those doors last after all the real fish "arrive"

 

[skrod]

First impressions of Tony the fanook

 

[neger psykolog]

Prediction which I doubt will come true:
Burt walks in and is totally normal and it is revealed that his entire persona and the way he was acting up until now was "all just an act". I would be amazed if it happened.

edit: Burt just walked in as I was writing this and its obvious just from the way Burt is looking around that nothing was an act lol. He hasn't even said a word.

 

[itogi]

Burt is here

 

[vena kirov]

Gianna looks like a less funny Claire. We'll see where this goes.

Looks like that was the wrong Gianna that I posted. Her picture on the website doesn't match and neither does the height.

 

[Karen Horney]

Oh god Burt's even worse

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Burt's gonna Burt off to Kuwan. Calling it now.

 

[Kane lives in death]

burt is going to drop dead from the stress lol

edit: just the difference between the chill new guys and the stressed old ones already makes this worth it, i just hope it lasts for longer than a fucking hour lol

 

[itogi]

Looks like that was the wrong Gianna that I posted. Her picture on the website doesn't match and neither does the height.
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She is also 20 years old, definitely not Marini.

 

[BullfrogBill]

Burt is acting way more autistic than he did on day 1 lol

 

[Semen_Recycler]

How in the fuck do production not actively check people's bags and do a pat-down at this stage of things before they enter? I mean its certainly possible this nigga just totally forgot he had his phone in his pocket.

I don't think he had the phone on his person. Production had it in the basement, and I assume the dumbass didn't turn it off.

 

[neger psykolog]

Payton cannot act for shit, she is so obvious.
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Do remember something: Peyoto and Spurtin' Burt aren't acting for the new turbonormie contestants - they are acting for the old contestants. To the new contestants they're just going to come across as awkward/autistic and camera shy.

 

[john oliver enjoyer]

Burt is going to have an autistic meltdown

 

[CzechYardManagementINC]

"Two week thing here at uh... famous house?"

Burt is gonna fuck up there's no way he doesn't

Tony and Kawan are bonding over their families concerns about the show. Tony said something about his mom telling him that he's gonna get raped, and Kawan said his dad told him that the kidnappers would give him back due to him being so annoying.

 

[Mushroom King]

Burt arrives. He almost immediately calls it Famous House.

 

[neger psykolog]

I don't think he had the phone on his person. Production had it in the basement, and I assume the dumbass didn't turn it off.

Yeah but who gives a shit if its in the basement? Why would production care if his phone started getting messages? And would the phone even show the contents of messages? The only way it could matter is if he knew what Fishtank actually was or some shit.
They all obviously have to give at least one emergency contact to production (this was shown by cymbalta asking about his rent money shit)

I think someone needs to go through the footage of that guy walking around when he first walked on and see if it was possible to hear his phone in his pocket vibrating or something. My hunch is that he had his phone in his pocket and the mics picked it up and that is why they made him leave.

 

[Karen Horney]

Burt's bunking with Tony, he's already making top/bottom comments.

 

[Chuck McGill]

>acts like the most awkward, locked-up sperg ever
>greaseball wop makes a coded prison rape joke about 'top bunk, bottom bunk'
>burt reacts positively, experiences one single attosecond of levity, immediately returns to locked-up tension

Oh Burt.