Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Seedling]

If he isn't bullshitting and its real, i can only hope the child gets more Bob genes than Chris's.
It might just give it a chance at life

 

[The false copy of Sunder]

PLEASE DON'T BE A GIRL. PLEASE DON'T BE A GIRL. PLEASE DON'T BE A GIRL. PLEASE DON'T BE A GIRL. PLEASE DON'T BE A GIRL.

Dawg you act like that will save them. If it's a boy that just means Chris now has an exceptionally fresh victim to troon out and fill with hormones to fulfill his own fantasies by proxy.
You've heard about sex changes for children. Are you ready for sex changes on infants?

Good fucking Lord send the flood already.

 

[Ace888Ace]

We should have seen the signs. The medallion bearers, the Accursed ones, were not simply reveling in their own madness. They were laying the groundwork for a far greater evil.

The Merge is almost upon us. The barriers between worlds are tearing. May God and the Bear have mercy on us all.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

For the love of all things holy, please do not let this happen

 

[Kayfabe]

Well, I look forward to the child's thread on kf one day. We all know that cow+cow=cow
Poor calf

Like how a Kiwi said on the Guntling thread:

Imagine having a KiwiFarms thread about you before you're even born.

 

[Law]

NO NO NO NO PLEASE GOD NO NOT IN MY COUNTRY

Guess he had to Finnish inside her

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I was going to say something about Chris babbling about retard shit all the time and that this was probably about Mewtwo's butt baby or something. But no. It's more likely that the world is insane and it's happening.

The merge is once again upon us.

 

[Cubanodun]

This is price we had to pay for a Trump victory, the actual coming of the anti christ

 

[Dr J]

Dear Jesus no

 

[BONE_Buddy]

Hybristophilia is a hell of a thing.

 

[Blanche Devereaux]

Wait, I thought the HRT completely destroyed his sperm?

This. His diet, lifestyle, age and overall health couldn't have left him very fertile to begin with, either.

 

[Linoleum Knife]

Part of me thinks the idea of him reproducing is so unlikely and it's a ploy for attention.
The other part of me wonders what kind of insane shit this child would be doing in twenty years.
If it happens at least we'll be well entertained.

 

[Coberald]

https://www.abortionfinder.org/abortion-guides-by-state/abortion-in-virginia

>Although Virginia bans abortion after 26 weeks, 6 days, many providers stop offering abortion earlier in pregnancy.
There's still time

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Good.
Then as ordained in the Holy Text, Crystal can merge with Xander and the anti-Christ will be born. The seventh seal has been broken. Can you hear the trumpets?

 

[Ammyterasu]

Oh lol it got featured, this thread is going to be... fun. I still think he was talking hypothetically and that he didn't say "summer" at all.

 

[Sneeds]

Saw this question on the Farms Xitter account. What’s worse being Gunted by the Pig Monster, Or being Sonichued by Chris?

 

[Baldos Revenge]

hopefully she has a miscarriage. he does not need a child.

 

[Zoobles]

I pray to God it is not a girl

 

[gearhead1395]

God, no.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I thought it was so funny when Roe vs Wade was repealed, I didn't know..... I couldn't have known.....