🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[neger psykolog]

Luke is back, baby!
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I don't mind him coming on since he left so early on, but in this case "production" really need to clarify to both the "oldfish" and us, the viewing audience what his role is. He isn't listed as a "freeloader" anymore, and his name is in blue which is the same color/presentation as the "newfish" but how will voting work for him?



I hate to be a rules fag, but it feels pretty unfair since he knows what is going on here. But it also means he is extremely unlikely to vote against Burt because he knows Burt is the undisputed king of content. I think this means Burt's chance of winning just increased significantly - there are now five people ("oldfish" + Luke) who I completely doubt will vote against Burt. "newfish" can't get enough votes together to vote off Burt now (unless there is a lack of coordinated voting against someone else besides Burt)

I hope they gang up on one of the "newfish" turbonormies instead. It would be funny if they voted out Tony (the super gay guy who talked top/bottom stuff with Burt and is also a gay sex worker)

 

[Terfmaster9000]

"Are you a cooker? You like to cook?" -Luke

Never dropped my Luke endorsement. Glad to see the king back.

I just swapped back to him. He was my first endorsement, and I hope my last. Baseda Luke.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

With Jobe gone, I changed my endorsement to the trve content king who triumphantly returned.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Luke gives wholesome dad in his 40s energy, and I am here for it.

 

[john oliver enjoyer]

If the new gay guy who did the little kid drag show isn't removed in Simmons fashion I'm going to be pissed.

LVKE needs to starting singling him out

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Luke gives wholesome dad in his 40s energy, and I am here for it.

The way you said that makes me hate you.

 

[else_letter]

Luke is growing fast. invest NOW

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

CANT WAIT

 

[Terfmaster9000]

"If you wake up early, let me know, if you have a workout schedule I'll join you." - Cymbal

Has this jeet ever woken up before noon before? Actor of the day, if you ask me.

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

Luke may perhaps be the Blue Ranger:

Unrelated:

My guess is that Luke will make Jeet break and get kicked off the show.

 

[neger psykolog]

If all 4 og Fish get eliminated then the new fish will become the new cast for 6 weeks, or so the wiggers say.

Can you imagine Frank Hassle against some of these turbo normies? Imagine the fucking drag queen lol

 

[Mushroom King]

 

[Karen Horney]

Star from Connecticut.

Really appreciate the Gold laugh as a cue to tab over.

 

[itogi]

№6, Star.

 

[Smegward]

Yo they got Kamala on the show! Let's goo

 

[Terfmaster9000]

New fish is a late 40s soul mama. They won't starve at least.

 

[Kane lives in death]

They got michele obama in the tank what the fuck is that

 

[sum ting wong]

WTF

 

[itogi]

Wow

 

[Charnel Ground]

Hoping for a Simmons style elimination tonight
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FYI everyone, this kid's parents Jessica Mélançon and Coriander Golden have a thread here on the farms if you need to get up to speed on who Lactatia is.

Lactatia -- born Nemis Quinn Mélançon Golden -- was nowhere to be found online before 2017, but now his mom has created a full-on media blitz that started with the voguing contest above. Just in the last few months, the mom has made sure to get huge amounts of press coverage, complete with little Lactatia saying "If your parents won't let you be a drag queen, get new parents."