Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

TiggerNits said:
I think one thing that really separates KF from SA is the mods here don't flip their shit when you ask them to do their fucking jobs. On SA that's backseat modding and they'll ban you for asking them to actually enforce their own rules on EVERYONE not just people they think are icky
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The mods here have been profoundly broken by a sustained campaign of abuse and psychological torture, and now exist only to subserviently earn their hotpockets, flinching from their screen every time they see they have a new pm. Every day wondering "Is this the day I finally get doxed and murdered and finally be free of this unbearable existence"

This should honestly be held as the gold standard of internet forum moderating.
 
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Jesus christ this guy 'Ranma Fan Art' guy is horrid: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3803719&userid=210240

He's not defending Shmorky or anything like that, he's just spamming up every page of that thread with the most banal shit imagineable.

Good news @Squealer we found someone even worse at posting than you!!!

On the other hand, Sex Cop continues to be my favorite.

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Ioddite here likes playing 'Devil's Advocate', only in this case the Devil is retarded.

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OwO What's This? said:
Jesus christ this guy 'Ranma Fan Art' guy is horrid: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3803719&userid=210240

He's not defending Shmorky or anything like that, he's just spamming up every page of that thread with the most banal shit imagineable.

Good news @Squealer we found someone even worse at posting than you!!!
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He is defending Shmorky. He's doing it by flooding the thread with shit until it looks like one of Dave Kelly's diapers and he's doing it on purpose. People like that used to get banned immediately but not these days.
 
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Wow there really isn't a lot worth reposting in the Shmorky thread, they're not even talking about shmorky anymore now they're going on about movies they're going to watch like they're in a chat room.

Lordy lord. The Leper's Colony can be pretty entertaining though.

Here's an excerpt from 'itt we are europeans'. I think their resident hotpocket somehow confused the 'ban for one week' button with the 'uproarious laughter and applause' button.
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This guy got a month for posting about putting rods in his peehole. Jeez, if our mods did this every time we put rods in our peeholes we wouldn't have any posters left!
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Ban Reason: "I am uncomfortable with things like this being posted here."
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From their Shmorky thread. Any clue what their problem is? I have no idea what they are on about
 
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From their Shmorky thread. Any clue what their problem is? I have no idea what they are on about
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He apparently doesn't realize people can edit posts. It's pretty common to edit the OP to add later posts that are worth putting at the top.

Is that something goons have to pay $40 for or something?
 
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AnOminous said:
He apparently doesn't realize people can edit posts. Is that something goons have to pay $40 for or something?
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It's something fucking nuts.
Was something like:
$10 to join
$10 for platinum membership
$10 for search (that doesn't work)
$10 for archives
$10 to get unbanned
$5 for an av/name change for you, or to change someone else's

Someone pays $5 to fuck up your shit, you gotta pay $5 to change it back. This can happen indefinitely.

*The Premier Forum Experience*

Might have gone up even. Been a few years since I posted on SA.

Edit: How could I forget the best part? Get banned for whatever reason? Paid your tenbux to rereg? Congratulations! Your ass is back to square fucking one. All that add-on shit and features you bought? Fucking gone!
 
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TheGreatCitracett said:
It's something fucking nuts.
Was something like:
$10 to join
$10 for platinum membership
$10 for search (that doesn't work)
$10 for archives
$5 for an av/name change
Someone pays $5 to fuck up your shit, you gotta pay $5 to change it back. This can happen indefinitely.

*The Premier Forum Experience*

Might have gone up even. Been a few years since I posted on SA.
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If I ever win a million dollars in the lottery I'm putting aside $1000 to buy the worst members of SA members avatars that say "cuck" until the end of time.
 
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I really gotta ask, what is with the anti-swearing word filter shit like "poo poo" and "gently caress"? Or is that even still in effect? Maybe the population just uses that shit deliberately now as part of their lexicon.

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Lol. Saying this while posting on a website that once posted people's gross, but harmless, fetish sites for mockery every day in Awful Link.
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I haven't been to the site in years, do they even still do the awful link of the day? Or did they stop?
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
I really gotta ask, what is with the anti-swearing word filter shit like "poo poo" and "gently caress"? Or is that even still in effect? Maybe the population just uses that shit deliberately now as part of their lexicon.
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That only shows up for non-members.

I haven't been to the site in years, do they even still do the awful link of the day? Or did they stop?
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They still do it but since the front page updates in a different way than it did in the "classic" years you hardly ever see it.
 
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AnOminous said:
He apparently doesn't realize people can edit posts. It's pretty common to edit the OP to add later posts that are worth putting at the top.

Is that something goons have to pay $40 for or something?
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By this point they're probably so used to lazy ironic shitposting that editing an older post doesn't cross their minds.
 
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