Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Free the Pedos]

I know this is OT (but not really, because Vicky is the embodiment of virtuous victimhood) but I read an interesting article today: Virtuous victimhood as a Dark Triad resource transfer strategy.
Some of you might enjoy reading it, too.

Spoiler: PL

I’ve noticed an increase in the last couple of years or so of patients describing themselves as “empaths” who are always on the receiving end of narcissistic abuse - but after assessment it’s pretty obvious they’re the ones with a raging personality disorder. Tbh it’s such a tell that the assessment is almost redundant, especially if they also use the term “medical gaslighting” in that first visit. I actually don’t mind personality disordered patients, except the self anointed “empaths”. They’re never interested in getting better, only validation.

I see this pattern in so many cows, and I love the farms for spotting them again and again!

Tax and illustration:
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That happens because so many homeless people are crazy and it’s safer to ignore all of them than engage with one who wants to scam or rob you. It’s almost like Vicky spends virtually no time on the streets of NYC.

 

[prolific_mango]

So fucking true tho, I’ve seen a similar thing with people in psychology who have therapy animals/ pets and it’s like a way to seem more human. Like “i can’t be a sociopath, I bring bunnies to the office a few times a week.” Someone calling themselves an empath is a blinding red flag that they are either stupid as shit or a sociopath.

Also, the homeless people thing simply cannot be true. If you make eye contact with them, so many will latch onto you or see it as an invite to harassment. And there are so many in nyc it would be impossible for her to roll down the street doing this. It feels bad but you have to avoid eye contact for safety, especially as a woman. She’s a lying liar who lies tho, who is surprised.

 

[Silly Milly]

if I was homeless the last thing I would want is some borderline retarded fat woman riding on a wheelchair with that stupid mask on to try and help me. Just let me get stabbed by another junkie atp.

 

[Ann Berlin]

if I was homeless the last thing I would want is some borderline retarded fat woman riding on a wheelchair with that stupid mask on to try and help me. Just let me get stabbed by another junkie atp.

She states that she doesn't even give them money. She just makes eye contact and apologizes, then brags about what a good person she is on twitter.
It's that high-fiving a drowning person meme irl.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Well technically Tweeting doesn't make a noise, except typing.

But fucking hell, she lacks so much empathy. IME knowing someone you love has something going on but you don't know what, it is way worse. Someone I really loved had a cancer that eventually killed her. Seeing how much she was suffering when we didn't know what it was was much more difficult than after she'd had her diagnosis. Once she was diagnosed, she started getting appropriate treatment, and we could actually know what to do to help her last months be comfortable.

People who love you want to help, by being vague with them you make them powerless to do that. I do have doubts that Vicky actually has anyone like that, given she's pushed her family away and seems to constantly behave insufferably.

A part of her knows she's making up lies for attention, so when she tells people "I'm shitting blood and I might have Crohns disease or cancer. I don't know" it distresses them greatly because they don't want her to suffer. She also knows that when she finally rolls her chair into ER they're gonna send her home with preparation H and a pamphlet on getting more fiber. So she "suffers in silence" by feeling momentarily guilty for the lies she's about to tell so people will give her money.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

I think she had her prescription for Vyanse filled, she’s all over the place.

Trying to plug Xitter as the poor dood’s academia:



Fuck you, mom and dad:



Power chair humble brag:



And whatever the fuck this is:

 

[Free the Pedos]

I feel like most disabled people don’t want to talk about disability all the time, just like most Christian’s don’t want to talk about religion all day every day. It’s already a part of their life, so doing so is unnecessary.

 

[behindyourightnow]

I think she had her prescription for Vyanse filled, she’s all over the place.

Trying to plug Xitter as the poor dood’s academia:

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"Being... from a background where you are traditionally locked out of academia"

Victoria's mother, Elisa Markhoff Montuori, recently completed a MA in Classical Studies at Villanova University and has a personal page on Academia.edu listing her academic works.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I know this is OT (but not really, because Vicky is the embodiment of virtuous victimhood) but I read an interesting article today: Virtuous victimhood as a Dark Triad resource transfer strategy.
Some of you might enjoy reading it, too.

Spoiler: PL

I’ve noticed an increase in the last couple of years or so of patients describing themselves as “empaths” who are always on the receiving end of narcissistic abuse - but after assessment it’s pretty obvious they’re the ones with a raging personality disorder. Tbh it’s such a tell that the assessment is almost redundant, especially if they also use the term “medical gaslighting” in that first visit. I actually don’t mind personality disordered patients, except the self anointed “empaths”. They’re never interested in getting better, only validation.

I see this pattern in so many cows, and I love the farms for spotting them again and again!

Tax and illustration:
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TLDR: The munchie cries out in pain as she strikes you.

 

[grenouille crétine]

And whatever the fuck this is:

She is sending my randomtxt autism into overdrive with all of this insanity. It sounds like someone put an SJW into an AI text generator. I feel like a pilgrim in colonial America on Turkey Day—thank you hardworking Indians of the Burgerlands (metaphorically, wherever you’re all really from lol) for this bountiful harvest

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

If being too online is being academic then Mr Patrick S Tomlinson will be awarded his PhD any day now.

Edit to add:
Friends, if I may beseech you, please consider visiting the Julays pre-award thread where this year's nominations are currently being considered before the awards proper.
I have put our girl forward for the category of Fresh Meat. It would be great if others would also request this, as she is a relatively unknown cow.

 

[prolific_mango]

I would love to know if someone is claiming fart gas as a chemical attack

 

[RandallBoggs]

Vickie needs her fancy antacids. She has "anaphylaxis" without them.

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I am dying to hear her describe what she thinks anaphylaxis is, but alas that will never happen unless someone touches poo.

Am I having a stroke? I cannot understand what the fuck she’s even saying here

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

My translation:
Someone sprayed a bunch of students with fart gas, students REEEEEEEEEEE'd, went to hospital and took sickface selfies and obligatory cannula pics to show muh plights.
Newspaper reports on this as a terrorist attack but later recants when it's proved to be mere fart gas.
Said students displeased that they've been named and shamed for their comedy munchie antics.
Kek.

 

[Breadbear]

I think she had her prescription for Vyanse filled, she’s all over the place.

Trying to plug Xitter as the poor dood’s academia:

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Fuck you, mom and dad:

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Power chair humble brag:

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And whatever the fuck this is:

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Yes, the razor company genocide. I remember that. The Hutu, Tutsi, and Gillette.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

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I would love to know if someone is claiming fart gas as a chemical attack

Tldr:

A few Jewish students at Columbia sprayed fart spray at one of the pro Palestinian encampments after the pro Palestinians harassed them. This was portrayed as a "Zionist chemical attack" and they claimed the Jewish students used Skunk spray against them which isn't used outside of Israel. No one was hospitalized for it either

While the anti-Israel activists claimed multiple students required medical attention after the incident, a medical inquiry conducted by Columbia Public Safety found that no students had sought medical care at Mt. Sinai Hospital with corresponding symptoms, that no complaints were made to Columbia University EMS, and that no reports were made to NYPD of students claiming to have been sprayed at the protest.209

Spoiled third worldists pretending to be oppressed, pretty standard

 

[Woggie's child bride]

"Being... from a background where you are traditionally locked out of academia"

Victoria's mother, Elisa Markhoff Montuori, recently completed a MA in Classical Studies at Villanova University and has a personal page on Academia.edu listing her academic works.

What demographic is she even talking about? Women, jews, queers, the wealthy and the mentally ill are all demographics that have been over represented in higher education for decades. For that matter who in 2024 views being "too online" as academic

 

[Zemblan Physics]

This made me laugh.


This, however, did not.


But then I laughed again!


Man, if I was a gay pornographer I’d be pretty peeved to find out my biggest fan was a fat retarded straight woman.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Vickie needs her fancy antacids. She has "anaphylaxis" without them.

Without venturing into A-log territory, I rather wish Vicky would, just once, have an actual case of no-shit, I-can't-breathe, emergency-tracheostomy-tier anaphylactic shock. Not because I want her to actually die, but just so she can get a taste of how terrifying the real thing is.

Spoiler: minor PL

Someone I know once had a case of food-allergy-induced anaphylactic shock so severe they ended up going into cardiac arrest at one point. Thankfully, they received medical attention quickly enough that they survived without any discernible long-term effects afterwards, but still quite a harrowing experience, to put it mildly.

 

[prolific_mango]

This made me laugh.
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This, however, did not.
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But then I laughed again!
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Man, if I was a gay pornographer I’d be pretty peeved to find out my biggest fan was a fat retarded straight woman.

That’s always been the case, for whatever reason women love gay porn