Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

TMI sticker is to signify to people that their power level is showing.

Hence why it's what it is, because your power level is OVER 9,000!!!!! I hate that I can hear that particular scene in my head.

I am simply curious as to how much shit Juliana got pinged with when she was seeing doctor after doctor trying to get information off to the SanFranQuack for her canx'd zipper tits. Her Medical Portal has to be fucking exploding now.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

The queen of autists amuses me. Rein it in a little and spoiler, then sperg on, I say!

I’m more bothered by all the damn “waow, she really ate a deep fried mars bar! Now, if she would eat non-processed quinoa boiled in filtered water instead, as anyone reasonable would, she wouldn’t be fat”-sperging in this thread. What’s the point? If they did that, there’d be no one to laugh at.

ETA: I am trying to say that a lot of the “healthy eating” walls of text ITT seem like power leveling of a kind. But I’m drunk.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

The queen of autist amuses me. Rein it in a little and spoiler, then sperg on, I say!

I’m more bothered by all the damn “waow, she really ate a deep fried mars bar! Now, if she would eat non-processed quinoa boiled in filtered water instead, as anyone reasonable would, she wouldn’t be fat”-sperging in this thread. What’s the point? If they did that, there’d be no one to laugh at.

No you guys are right - it's not as boring to read as the diet suggestions for fat ladies who never diet. It's more like "You are a Farmer. You should know better" - it's watching someone step up from amongst the crowd and light themselves on fire. Fascinating but horrifying.

I only said something out of care for my fellow autists; We TMI sticker out of love.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Holy shit, Juliana makes Corissa look down right slender. It's really shocking to see them together like that. It shows you just how fat Juliana is.

Can you imagine the expletive that escaped from the anaesthetists mouth when he locked eyes on J’s photos. I’d love to have been privy to the resulting phone call to Dr Quack that followed as well. She was never going to have any kind of elective surgery (including WLS) without first shedding some of her mass. Even WLS isn’t performed until fatty liver is addressed by diet. I’ve known people get turned away from ortho and gyn surgeries because their BMI >35. J ‘s is 3x that. Imagine her size, she’s 3 morbidly obese people in one body!

how does one navigate in a body J’s size? I’m not talking about the effects on her breathing and joints, but look at that ass shelf! Look at how far her hip fat protrudes off her backside. It moves under its own power!

The closest analogy I can think of is going from driving a Camry to operating dump trunk. Your spatial awareness has to be all kinds of fucked up. I imagine she bumps into/knocks down shit all the time without even knowing it.

You’re forgetting that she’s used to her mass. She’d know exactly where she fits and doesn’t. If she’s bumping into or knocking down shit, it’s because she’s too big for the space and not that she doesn’t have spatial awareness.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Each of these women has seen more doctors in the last couple years than the entire rest of our stable of deathfats combined. Corissa is trying to document her lawsuit over Ozempic, so she needs the most solid and consistent medical records possible. Her lawyers would have explained that mucho records = $$$$.

Juliana was on her doomed quest for testosterone and then a tit chop. At least it got her to doctors for a while.

The closest analogy I can think of is going from driving a Camry to operating dump trunk

But it's more like your Camry slowly morphed into a dump truck over many years. Each month, your Camry got 1/4 inch wider and 1/2 inch longer...until you couldn't wipe your own ass anymore, LMAO.

I don't think Corissa would get approved for a liver transplant, should her NAFLD advance into NASH, and then cirrhosis. Her BMI is too high (>40); she's diabetic;

Most transplant centers have max BMIs that range from 35 to 40 (the higher end being more common). Many transplant patients have diabetes because that's one of the main causes of the organ failure in the first place, so that's OK as long as it's been controlled for a long while. It's like alcoholics getting livers. (They have to be totally sober for a long time before they get the organ, of course)

It's still nuts to do a kidney or liver transplant on someone with a 40 BMI because the complications can kill the new organ even if the recipent would have survived the complication itself. It's not like a simple gallbladder removal or WLS.

Ironically, hilariously and infuriatingly, Duke University Hospital has a combination program doing liver transplant surgery and gastric sleeve surgery at the same time. Un-fucking-believable. There are young people dying without those livers, but aging deathfats are getting one before they even got the WLS.
From the link:

Incorporating sleeve gastrectomy into a liver transplant procedure is fairly simple, according to Portenier. “The stomach is super accessible due to the large upper abdominal incision required for transplant,” he says. “Once we’ve seen that the patient is doing well and the transplant has gone smoothly, it’s pretty easy at that point for us to do the sleeve at the end.”

 

[GenociderSyo]

Corissa IG:

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Holy shitballs, she's is hydrostatically testing the strength of the buttons on that damned cardigan.

Whatever child slave did the stitching on those buttons deserves an additional 5 cents an hour for the quality of his/her work.

 

[stupid frog]

Corissa IG:
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I thought this bitch had Covid.

 

[Breadbear]

I thought this bitch had Covid.

And now everyone at the pet store has COVID.

It's been long enough, she wouldn't be contagious anymore even if she isn't feeling 100% better

 

[Dr. Armchair]

I thought this bitch had Covid.

She posted recently that she tested negative

 

[GenociderSyo]

She posted recently that she tested negative

She posted the next day she actually had it.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Lol so the one time a year she leaves the house is when she is sick with covid? What a crazy ass bitch lol

 

[Potatis Salad]

She put out a new blog of her "recommendations" but has no pictures of her actually wearing any of it.

The blind boxes are Sonnys Angels which are naked figurines with obvious dicks and are really creepy because they look like children.
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She posted again that she'd tested negative on Wednesday the 20th (documentd by Syo in the post I've quoted here). That was after she admitted she had the coof and spent several days bitching about being sick. So she was definitely over it and testing negative by the time she went to the art show.

(I'm no covid paranoiac but going to a place like a small gallery knowing you're sick with it is a dick move. Corissa didn't do that.)

EDIT: But even if she did, who could blame her? I would crawl over broken glass while infected with active smallpox and bubonic plague to get a look at this wonderful art:

 

[Otterly]

The closest analogy I can think of is going from driving a Camry to operating dump trunk. Your spatial awareness has to be all kinds of fucked up. I imagine she bumps into/knocks down shit all the time without even knowing it.

I know what you mean. I imagine you just get used to it, and your body spatial awareness catches up. I know when I was pregnant the first time I whacked the bump on doorways etc a few time just becasue you’re not used to having part of your body that sticks out so much . Probably after a while you get used to being that size ? Or maybe not, I don’t know.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

I know what you mean. I imagine you just get used to it, and your body spatial awareness catches up. I know when I was pregnant the first time I whacked the bump on doorways etc a few time just becasue you’re not used to having part of your body that sticks out so much . Probably after a while you get used to being that size ? Or maybe not, I don’t know.

You do and you don't. It's easy to misjudge the width of spaces, especially if you're constantly gaining. The weirdest part of losing weight was mentally adjusting to being physically smaller after so many years.

 

[Potato Cat]

 

[Miltank]

Do we know why her ocd gives her panic attacks over going out for a facial? If she is it sounds more like agoraphobia. Anticipation of the facial could make someone with ocd about their facial skin possible, but she clearly doesn’t have that so not sure how “ocd” would be a culprit here.

Edit: just noticed she said the ocd makes it hard to get to the facial. Ocd still doesn’t make sense here unless the ocd makes her visit every fast food place on the way hence she never gets to it.

 

[Otterly]

Ocd still doesn’t make sense here unless the ocd makes her visit every fast food place on the way hence she never gets to it.

The pure O form of OCD manifests as intrusive thoughts that your actions or inactions causing disproportionate effects. This can be stuff that’s almost getting into schizoid territory about minor actions triggering major consequences. So for example, if you don’t do a ritual exactly right, something bad will happen to you or a loved one. If you look this way up the street or wear this shirt then it sets in motion a chain of events that leads to someone dying. It’s quite crippling. More often you get stuff that’s kind of almost real - like leaving a knife on a workbench in the kitchen. A pure O person would have to put it away or they’d see it falling on the cat or the baby. You can see that’s a genuine anxiety just blown up a bit, and for severe pure O those chains of causality are far less direct.
Her thinking that the universe was giving her a sign not to go and if she does it’s going to be her fault that something bad happens is the sort of thing pure O OCD throws at you. And you can’t really disprove it - maybe yes, you doing a thing sets in motion a chain of other things that results in the bad thing. It’s just that if you live like that you’ll be paralysed, so the therapy is to expose yourself to feeling uncomfortable like that again and again until you’re supposed to get the message.

Having said that, I think she’s just lazy. Maybe a KFC on the end of a stick ?

 

[stupid frog]

Having said that, I think she’s just lazy. Maybe a KFC on the end of a stick ?

That Taco Bell soda she likes would work best.

 

[Miltank]

Fair enough, and agree. There’s no way she has true ocd in that way tho. We’d hear about it all the time and it would be crippling her life. I think she may have some mild symptoms relating to it, sure, but nothing serious enough to actually mention when those things happen. Especially considering it’s a disorder whose sufferers are often very embarrassed to suffer from it and don’t announce it to everyone when something like that might happen.