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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 329 31.8%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 522 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 182 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,033
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I modified the fishtank doors script for mpv and the playlist to include the cam wall. "Alt + g" is the way to enter it from any room in the house. Let me know how it is.
Works fine but the clickable areas in the cam wall seem to stop working randomly. Seems so be an issue in line 226. I fixed it with this:
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if room_titles[doors[i].to] ~= nil then
    ass.data = ass.data .. "{\\shad0\\bord0\\fs64\\an5\\pos(".. center_x ..", ".. center_y ..")\\1c&H000050&\\1a&H00&}".. room_titles[doors[i].to] .."\n"
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Look, It sucks i get it but if they have to give the cash to one of the originals in order to save future fishtanks from being black listed for casting etc or something fine what else can we do? I still choose money to Luke / Mizzy or even Charity for abused children.
 
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Who gives a fuck, the og fish don't deserve it and the new fish are fuckin AIDS. Give the 50k to Luke or Mizzy, none of the other feckless wonders deserve it.
It's bullshit because it fucks with the rules too much. Production has obviously been fucking around with how much the prize money is and a few things but they almost did exactly what they said they were going to do and have new people who had nothing to do with the show, just to add in Luke for no apparent reason.

Adding 8 (or however many new contestants it was) was adding enough shit to the mix, but production just had to push it that little bit further and add in Luke again. And even though clearly a lot of people like him for some reason (I personally don't really understand the appeal, I would've preferred that they had Jobe on, I don't see what's so amazing about a guy who bangs pots and pans together). Besides it being "unfair" it adds way too much shit into the pot and just gets confusing/disappointing results.

That's generally the problem with things on the show. There is a scale where production either doesn't do enough, does the perfect amount or just goes all out retard mode.

I still choose money to Luke
Why? Luke was there for 5 days, was a plant and didn't even have to put up with Frank Hassle. There is no way Frank Hassle would've actually bothered him anyway.

What's the point of "le epic hell house" if the people that actually went through the hell house part have someone who failed 5 days in rejoin right near the end and get given the prize?
 
Is Luke actually eligible for the 50K?
As long as anyone from the original final 4 is still in the house, no. If there's one left by the time they decide to run the finals, they win over the new people immediately. If all four are eliminated at any point though (voted out or fucking up as plants), they're gonna run the new cast as Season 4, at which point I'd assume the new people become eligible.
 
As long as anyone from the original final 4 is still in the house, no. If there's one left by the time they decide to run the finals, they win over the new people immediately. If all four are eliminated at any point though (voted out or fucking up as plants), they're gonna run the new cast as Season 4, at which point I'd assume the new people become eligible.
Yeah, and judging by the contestants page Luke is considered a newfish (his name is the same color as them)
 
Luke endorsements update.
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Sorry Luke, my endorsement stays with Jobe. Diamond hands.
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They cut it really fast. Jeet never started his stream. Surprising.

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You just put qualifiers on that buddy. Public. It was not always public, a lot of it was private and it occurred behind closed doors. It was documented.

I'm pretty tired, but first, we have the Lebensborn program. Literally, women whoring themselves out for the master race. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebensborn Degenerate as fuck.

The Nazis encouraged abortion and sterilization as part of their eugenics programs. They encouraged the mass use of amphetamines among the population to keep productivity high and to help soldiers work through the pain and soldier through really fucked up conditions. There were literal "Joy Divisions", or Freudenabteilungen, camp brothels, for good soldiers, where they fucked prisoners of war.

Extramarital affairs were RIFE among the leadership. Abortions were routine. People focus on the men but the women were wild and crazy. I can't remember which one of the party leadership it was, but one of them had a wife who said he should have two wives, but she ended up running off and working in a gun factory because it was too much for her, lol. She even said there should be a law so polygamy could be legal. They were fucking NUTS. I blame the meth, they were all cranked out during the Reich, they had the same problem in Japan.
The gay reddit club is two blocks down.
 
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Thats a big reason the media and its supporters like @Catch The Rainbow hate Joe Rogan, he has enough confidence and strength to get people to realize its ok to not like child drag shows. its a big reason why the left and especially jews are all about censoring places (like the farms!) if people got to see normal if not aspirational people with these views it would destroy the entire grift
What did I ever say to make you think I'm pro child drag shows or pro MSM? I never mentioned Rogan either, closest thing I've ever gotten to this topic is pointing out how Tucker Carlson shills for Russia and how he has suspicious Iranian ties. I've also stated how censorship is bad.

I've been called a lot of things but this is the first time anyone has accused me of being pro LGBT or pro MSM
 
Is Luke actually eligible for the 50K? It doesn't seem fair given he has a huge advantage, he knows Sam and his audience very well and has been presumably following FT since his initial departure.

As for the Brandon stuff, remember most normies aren't really following the culture war stuff and the new fish believe they are on a TV show and are likely to act as politically correct as possible. Binx is a wannabe e-girl streamer so it is no surprise she toes the woke line. Payton is a teenage lesbian so also not really surprising especially being signed to a woke modelling agency. Burt of course is a deranged sex-pest so no real surprises.

Obviously FH 2.0 didn't start off great. But there is still an enormous amount of potential, and I think the wiggers will be cooking up something.

Remember even for the most social emotionally mature people it typically takes several days of bonding for people to really come out of their shell. People that come out the gate swinging and overshare like Burt are anomalous.
Its not a fair show and he is the only contestant who actually deserves the money. Multiple times now hes gone against the current to do/ say whats right despite the degens turning against him for it or jeet crying victim. Also comparing Burt sharing his insanely perverse desires to not supporting child sexualization is pretty ridiculous.

Why? Luke was there for 5 days, was a plant and didn't even have to put up with Frank Hassle. There is no way Frank Hassle would've actually bothered him anyway.

What's the point of "le epic hell house" if the people that actually went through the hell house part have someone who failed 5 days in rejoin right near the end and get given the prize?
I think the point is production have made it clear in their contract that they can do whatever they want, and if they give it to luke then they don't have to pay off a degenerate that does not deserve any sort of prize. The point of hellhouse is content, not to pay off a someone disgusting who happens to make it through. The show is inherently unfair since theres so many variables for winning that do not represent being the best at dealing with the events in the house, the only real factor so far is how much you can make yourself seem like a non-threat to other contestants or by getting them to like you.
 
Why? Luke was there for 5 days, was a plant and didn't even have to put up with Frank Hassle. There is no way Frank Hassle would've actually bothered him anyway.

What's the point of "le epic hell house" if the people that actually went through the hell house part have someone who failed 5 days in rejoin right near the end and get given the prize?
Standing up to Brandon and telling him to go suck a fucking dick seems worthy of a money prize after the rest of the house failed the test but that's just me.

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I wouldn't say Luke failed in as much as production didn't give proper instruction and thus booted him because he was ramping up to Fish Tank too quickly. Luke did exactly as he believed he was supposed to do as a plant in the know, I think, which is why he seemed to have left on good terms and come back understanding it was a bit of miscommunication from both sides.

As for him winning the prize (but seriously this time): Luke, in spirit, has been here since day one. He's a running joke and the ultimate starting point and undoing of one of those hell house participants and his arc within the entire show (Slimeball). He is also technically one of the OGs and him winning now would be somewhat similar to if Alexis or La'Ron showed back up like a new fish: they left before the going got tough but we have a prior connection to him which is more than what we can say for the new fish. He now has two weeks to either help turn FH2 into Fish Tank hell or simply ride the wave with production, hopefully until the end, because the audience will not be happy with anyone outside of Burt and MAYBE Binx winning the grand prize.

How this shakes out sits squarely on production's shoulders. They need to use Luke wisely.

OGs Winning the Prize

At this point Burt could crater post-Brandon. I can't speak for everyone but his horny hunting was hilarious and entertaining but interspersed with Burt trying to figure out what the fuck was up with the house, being a general oddball schizoaffective freak, then being a really game entertainer once learned he was live all the time: talking to viewers, getting gaslit by pretty much everyone, getting Frank Hassled in a different flavour to the rest of the house, Xavier, the gay dating show theory. I truly could go on and on. I can see why people were put off by him but as a viewer, he was entertaining as fuck. I also just find him thoroughly intriguing from a character lens: how do you take the promising young man Burt seemed to be and turn him into this? What went wrong?

Yelling about how he wants to PROTECT THE POCS AND QUEERS isn't entertaining to me. It feels like coming back after a midseason hiatus but Burt's writer changed and his character was needlessly assassinated. Fruitlessly chasing after Brandon was funny but now he's gone, even Burt begging production to keep him on board was entertaining (compared to Binx and Payton starting and stopping at 'it's fine you do this Brandon, I'm so sorry the world is so hard for you, let's hug box about it). Burt overtly being such a degenerate rather than him seeming like a lost/deranged lamb 80% of the time and then whipping you back into reality with a tongue lash, awkward hip thrust, a splurt session, or him trying to shove his cock down someone's pants made for a repetitive cycle, yes, but different things happened within that cycle and it was continuously influenced by shifting outside factors, like his ever evolving list of lust interests.

Right now he's trapped in a loop of SAVE THE POCS AND QUEERS, I DO PORN, SAVE THE POCS AND QUEERS, having everyone in the house hate him regardless, SAVE THE POCS AND QUEERS, DICK COCK PENIS, and I genuinely cannot tell how much of this is him re-programming his fucking brain to allow himself to be gaslit by this shit again and how much is him just being Burt but failing to engage because the new crop of contestants do not play ball like the old guard or Burt having nothing else to offer once the layer of paranoia wears off.

Binx is 50/50 and, yes, so far she's definitely the frontrunner for victor if all the new fish and Luke were eliminated from the pool. As a competitor so far she's playing as she should which is where Slimeball messed up this House, but I would be pissed off about her being flip-floppy on this particular topic, Sam SEETHING about it, and then Binx being handed the prize money at the end of all this even if she deserved it from a gameplay perspective. It would be a small miracle if she managed to chess game her way through this many contestants without a fucking doubt and, again, I can see why someone would say she deserved to win if she managed to pull it off.

But then I think about kids like Desmond who are pushed into the Hell House that is the pedophilic grooming ring that uses drag kids as one of its victim sources and how he doesn't get to suffer through that with the promise of some magical prize that'll make all that suffering worth it.

It's the sweet spot of moral compass meets detached reality show viewer meets the person watching a 19 year old wail and cry about a hulking hassling tower stealing her stuff and feeling bad about it.

Speaking of, Payton really plans to coast her way through Famous House and while it's a valid strategy from a game perspective, I guess you could argue kids younger than her have to coast through their abuse all the time, la di da, save the kids. I fully grasp how hypocritical of a hill this is to die on, trust me. But I'd like for Payton to be more involved... unfortunately I think more involvement for her is sticking with stronger/more annoying contestants. She is always the bridesmaid and she likes it that way. But she also wants to have her cake and eat it too.

The Other Contestants

The drag kid drama aside, Breezy is top tier villain material and basically the female Jeet and my new hate sink, though she might have a bigger set of balls on her and a better grasp on how to handle social situations which makes her ten times more dangerous. Considering she started mouthing off about this being an endurance test against G and his bullshit outbursts and STILL stuck around when Brandon left, whether or not this stayed as FH or became FT she could prove to be a fierce competitor.

Star could be interesting if she, like Payton (and the What Could Have Been? question of Smaack), added more layers to herself over the course of the next two weeks. But she's on the chopping block so she is going to have to act FAST. Considering she's a homebody and the mama bear, it is likely the competitors will keep her around because she's useful and, in their eyes, harmless as far as the competition goes. She's the oldest, seemingly the sweetest, and counts as a vote toward however the majority want off the show. I think I'd like to see her more in the Fish Tank environment but it's highly likely she would peace out; her staying in and of itself would be unexpected and thus somewhat entertaining for a time (similar to Payton).

Kevin is my favorite fish outside of Luke but content-wise he has provided nothing except reassurance that the entirety of the world isn't completely crazy, which I'm thankful for, but he's got such strong freeloader vibes I almost want him wandering around 'doing chores' with Jobe and chilling out. He could spring a surprise on us though, he's very untested. And while Kawan(/m?) is largely passive, he's got alright vibes and with the right nudging he might develop into a white horse variant of drunken Jobe; him winning the money wouldn't anger me as much and he did lose all that weight... That counts for something, right? Again, Fish Tank would be a better test for him and his endurance, I think.

The porn actress, Shelby I believe, has amazing simp potential but I pick her out from the crowd of simp options because she seemed very invested in those dog tags she found and the numbers on them and it felt reminiscent to FH!Burt of old. TURBO, Shelby. TURBO.

Other than that...


If the contract or legalities stipulate that all the OGs have to be voted out or one of them has to win the prize money, sure, I'll still be watching. If they rig the whole thing and it blows up in flames today, I'll be here to read about it. Yesterday was a fucking disaster but I was thoroughly entertained and engaged for most of it.

I'm genuinely looking forward to seeing how they navigate their way out of this or completely destroy the little castle they've created. But considering this is my first ever Fish Tank season the show's been fucking remarkable and blew all of my expectations out of the water, fuck ups and all, intentional or not, and I want to see it through to the end. Famous House or Fish Tank, this has been some amazing, weirdly thought provoking, and good old fashioned enjoyable entertainment over the last several weeks.

Here's to the next two weeks (or two hours). Whatever happens, it's been amazing posting with you famous stars.

:drink::optimistic:✨
 
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