"Current year" terms that piss you off

[Meth Dick]

"Cinema" or "Absolute Cinema".
Especially on Twitch chat.

Spoiler: Twitch chat autism

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There's only one man that could make "Cinema" or "ABSOLUTE CINEMA" cool

Spoiler

 

[High-Fructose Corn Syrup]

"Reproductive Rights"

Just say baby killing.

 

[Shart Attack]

"Reproductive Rights"

Just say baby killing.

I'm a pro-choice libtard, and even I hate this one. Nobody is trying to infringe on your right to reproduce. Abortion is the opposite of reproduction.

I also hate "pro-abortion" from the opposite end of the spectrum. Every time I see it, I know I'm dealing with a smug, performative e-Christian. "Pro-choice" and "pro-life" worked perfectly fine for decades.

 

[Meth Dick]

I'm a pro-choice libtard, and even I hate this one. Nobody is trying to infringe on your right to reproduce. Abortion is the opposite of reproduction.

I also hate "pro-abortion" from the opposite end of the spectrum. Every time I see it, I know I'm dealing with a smug, performative e-Christian. "Pro-choice" and "pro-life" worked perfectly fine for decades.

Pro-choice literally means pro-abortion, I don't care how you word it.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

We're only making plans for Nigel.

Without even clicking, I know what this is and it's already in my head...bc it always pops in when I see the name.

...but you didn't include the official video...which I've never seen before and am kind of stunned bc Andy Partridge looks completely different than by the time of "Dear God" or ever after. I've gone all these years never seeing this video.

But so here's the official, bc a guy in drag in 1979 is always fun, AND I think I found Smartschoolboy9's inspiration for his look.

 

[Yukako]

"Erm... what da flip/scallop/sigma?"

I know you're Tiktokkers, but is it that hard to say hell or fuck?

 

[Lone Wandering Courier]

I also hate "pro-abortion" from the opposite end of the spectrum.

I mean you literally have leftists glorifying and cheering on abortion while also shaming women for keeping their babies.

 

[Meth Dick]

"Erm... what da flip/scallop/sigma?"

I know you're Tiktokkers, but is it that hard to say hell or fuck?

I'm ashamed of it but "Errm, what the sigma" in the Squidward voice makes me crack a smile just because of how damn stupid it sounds

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Truth bomb. It's been around for awhile but I've always found it irritating.

 

[Yukako]

I'm ashamed of it but "Errm, what the sigma" in the Squidward voice makes me crack a smile just because of how damn stupid it sounds

Yeah the original clip did make me chuckle. But seeing so many people incorporate it into their vocabulary got annoying fast.

 

[Breadquanda.]

I also hate "pro-abortion" from the opposite end of the spectrum. Every time I see it, I know I'm dealing with a smug, performative e-Christian. "Pro-choice" and "pro-life" worked perfectly fine for decades.

I prefer pro/anti-abortion in general, because pro-choice and pro-life both seem so charged and obviously attempt to show the moral superiority of their respective sides.

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Mic drop moment and mic drop. It's an old one, but this triggers my visions of the old smug liberals, SNL-loving types, fetishising everything Obama used to do. There are just so many better words and terms to describe what it signifies without being an annoying, Reddit pop-culture obsessed retard.

 

[Meth Dick]

Yeah the original clip did make me chuckle. But seeing so many people incorporate it into their vocabulary got annoying fast.

Oh yeah, hearing the original clip is what I meant. Hearing actual zoomers say it is just nauseating.
It's like how "It is Wednesday, my dudes" was pretty funny until it became popular.

Spoiler: Oh, btw

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Finna

 

[ToroidalBoat]

ideology

Didn't really hear that one until recently. What's wrong with "philosophy" or "worldview" or the like?

["marginalized group" name] rights

Why not just everyone having equal rights instead?

 

[raspberry mocha]

ideology

Didn't really hear that one until recently. What's wrong with "philosophy" or "worldview" or the like?

I always see this one used in a pejorative way, such as communist ideology, gender ideology, etc.

 

[Breadquanda.]

My dude and my guy.

These make you sound like an annoying, smug, haughty Redditor. I have even heard British people use them. Just stop.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Interdasting. Try reading a book, fuckhead.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

"SA", grape, unalived, etc

Basically any softie language that content creators have to use because of monetization issues or because they feel "yucky" saying the actual thing.

I've noticed that people IRL now substitute the "safe" language for the actual word.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

"blud"

Get throat punched.

 

[slavamonolitu]

Fundamentally any post-ironic "being genuine is cringe"-ism that has been popularised by western zoomers and generation alpha (and their millennial tubers) is niggeraids.

"Blud" or "bro did/said x" or "thats crazy" or "blud" or "erm" or any others. Any of these infantile, canned phrases have utterly destroyed any semblance of genuine conversation in mainstream websites.