Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[AncientPhosphur]

Wtf are you talking about. Objectively the best ending for them is to stay together, take the L and move on.

Best ending is PPP eating Warski on the next Kino Casino

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

You forgot the troon ending: Andy finely admits he's trans and troons out a la bowblax, jim sterling or digibro. Ashton quits the show out of disgust and Andy moves in with Keffals.

He's going to end up just like TuxLovesYou. He's picking up where his Super Gunt 64 game left off cross dressing and all.

 

[Balr0g]

So is DSP outliving his formerly best friends?

 

[carl9987]

That's the thing though, they can't do that with the current situation, you can't just move on from this and sweep it under the rug by just sacrifing MM and a discord server to the corn. This isn't something you just "move on" from. If it was just the Vegas trip it would be over by new years but THIS, THIS IS BAD. I don't think you realise what kind of bombshell this is. And they might play coy but don't let them deceive you they knew something. Their reaction even is sweepy, because for them to do that it wasn't just Metokur Masochist but i'd wager there is MORE waiting to come out from that inner cabal they had.

They could just assume the degeneracy of last year’s Vegas orgy and throw MM under the bus. They have said multiple times on the show how they fucked up in the past and learnt from it, so there’s space for them to do the same.
But you’re right, if more shit comes out from the discord or if some true degenerate leaks come out, they may be fucked, depending on the level of shit we’re talking about. I just don’t see something worst than “I used to be a cokehead” or “I showed my asshole on a stream”

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

If he sat there jerking off than no, he's still a cuck. If you get off to other people having sex, irregardless of whether or not you have any attachment to either party involved, you are putting yourself in the position of a cuck. You are conditioning your brain to be a cuck.

If you have no interaction with the people fucking, you're a voyeur.

 

[The Bunk]

No paypiggy. The best ending is godly ending.

You also forgot Canadian Healthcare ending. PPP becomes too fat to stream, so Warski puts him to sleep like an old family dog. The last thing Ashton hears as he is drifting into an endless sleep is Warski's tearful whisper " B-b-but Aston, wait. Metokur Masochist f-f-for one.... hundred.... doll...... "

 

[All becomes gunt]

They could just assume the degeneracy of last year’s Vegas orgy and throw MM under the bus. They have said multiple times on the show how they fucked up in the past and learnt from it, so there’s space for them to do the same.
But you’re right, if more shit comes out from the discord or if some true degenerate leaks come out, they may be fucked, depending on the level of shit we’re talking about. I just don’t see something worst than “I used to be a cokehead” or “I showed my asshole on a stream”

ITS ALREADY OUT THOUGH, THEY ARE ALREADY FUCKED. SHOTA AND FUCKING DICKGIRLS AND SHADMAN ISNT ENOUGH ? WHAT IS NEXT LEVEL OF SHIT WE NEED HERE ? EXCHANGING CP WITH MR GIRL AND VITO ?

 

[Sexy Potoo]

PPP can still save this, he just needs to open an Onlyfans. We know he gots what it takes to show his stuff.

 

[thhrang]

If he sat there jerking off than no, he's still a cuck. If you get off to other people having sex, irregardless of whether or not you have any attachment to either party involved, you are putting yourself in the position of a cuck. You are conditioning your brain to be a cuck.

Is there any real indication that porky was actually jacking it outside of assuming worst-case because it would be funny? I thought the thing the leaker said was that he was just sitting there doing nothing, not getting off while watching.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

If it was just the Vegas trip it would be over by new years but THIS, THIS IS BAD.

At the moment it was just the vegas trip. I don't believe anyone has a responsibility to google the steam username of a dude who gives them money and pore over his old 9gag posts to figure out if he's a pedophile, and I don't believe that's something anyone would do unprompted, so unless and until we find out MM was cranking it to the sisterfucker anime in the discord, I think they handled him appropriately by immediately and clearly telling him to fuck off.

 

[urr13 account]

Best ending is PPP eating Warski on the next Kino Casino

why doesn't PPP, the largest of the Kino Casino hosts, not simply eat the other one?

 

[neger psykolog]

So is DSP outliving his formerly best friends?

It's poetic, some detractor of DSP's from years ago said something like "no one comes out clean from doing business with DSP"

>KC invite DSP on as a guest a few times
>some shit happens and DSP admits to the WWEC accoutn
>DSP goes back to his own streams
>wait a few weeks
>KC implodes

This is like when Chantal (foodie beauty) went to the floating markets in Thailand and like 5 minutes after she left the entire place caught on fire and burnt down.

You cannot even begin to comprehend the king's 10 luck stat. There are so many people that have shittalked him and then imploded a few months later.

 

[BrokeBackPhil]

ITS ALREADY OUT THOUGH, THEY ARE ALREADY FUCKED. SHOTA AND FUCKING DICKGIRLS AND SHADMAN ISNT ENOUGH ? WHAT IS NEXT LEVEL OF SHIT WE NEED HERE ? EXCHANGING CP WITH MR GIRL AND VITO ?

I think he's saying that other paypigs might start leaking shit like iron wolf spear and kyler did. We might get ERP between tardski and some of the paypigs.

 

[All becomes gunt]

At the moment it was just the vegas trip. I don't believe anyone has a responsibility to google the steam username of a dude who gives them money and pore over his old 9gag posts to figure out if he's a pedophile, and I don't believe that's something anyone would do unprompted, so unless and until we find out MM was cranking it to the sisterfucker anime in the discord, I think they handled him appropriately by immediately and clearly telling him to fuck off.

The serious problem is what happened in Vegas with this man now. He was bankrolling em for years and was private with em for years. So here is what i'll do, Metokur Masochist should take em in the grave with him if he has something. Because personally its really hard to believe that someone that has this level of financial and EVEN SEXUAL investment in this matter they were completely oblivious about.

 

[SuffahWhorse]

No parasocial Discord bullshit = no whale paypigs

No whale paypigs = no way to earn a living off of this show

No living wage = PPP goes back to selling water filters and Warski goes back to Uber driving

Unless PPP is willing to fill Warski's shoes and wrangle up a tard with enough disposable income to drop $30k+ per year on the show, Andy isn't going anywhere. And unless they're able to find the mythical paypig who is mentally well-adjusted and has a healthy social life, being pretend best friends with someone for money is always going to result in associating with autistic, arrested development, pedophile, substance abusing, scumbags. Your only other options as an internet grifter is to either become a glowie asset and get those sweet, sweet fed bucks or join a corporate talent agency and become some Blackrock mouthpiece.

Remember kids, stay in school. Being an e-celeb isn't worth it.

None of this would be necessary if they could stream on platforms where they could get ad revenue and sponsorship deals. Which won't happen because of both PPP and Tardski (mainly Tardski's) habit of going full /pol/ and dropping slurs every stream. That's why they've been demonetized and or banned from literally every platform they used to stream, because Ralph and co will watch their streams waiting for them to drop a slur and mass-report them. They could be streaming on youtube still with ads, or on Twitch even, if they were more careful with their words. There are plenty of edgy streamers who still get to get ad revenue and sponsorship deals, but those guys are smart about it, more sublte about the /pol/shit (see E:R, Synthetic Man, etc.). But they've proven a complete and utter innability to do this, so they're trapped in their current dillema of being entirely reliant on donos, and almost all of their donos are from a small handful of mentally ill degenerate spergs who, as you said, they can't get rid of for those reasons.

Maybe next time they'll learn how to make edgy content without costing themselves monetization and potential sponsorships. Burning it all down and starting over with a new show that's monetizable and sponsor-friendly (without sacrificing the quality of the show) so they aren't reliant 100% on paypigs would be the thing their best move forward. The alternative is continuing to be retards who can't hide their power-levels and having to live entirely off of paypigs forever because that's the only way they'll be able to make money.

 

[SweetWhosBeenGroundUp]

New potato song just dropped

 

[Chazzed Up]

ITS ALREADY OUT THOUGH, THEY ARE ALREADY FUCKED. SHOTA AND FUCKING DICKGIRLS AND SHADMAN ISNT ENOUGH ? WHAT IS NEXT LEVEL OF SHIT WE NEED HERE ? EXCHANGING CP WITH MR GIRL AND VITO ?

Actual child porn would be my answer, yes. OneyNG was very close friends with Shad too and almost certainly knew what he drew, and yet he's still running a successful channel. It's really gross and I'd want it and the person drawing it or looking at it the fuck out of my group chat but the insane capslock screaming and wanting people to die is starting to look like you're having a sustained meltdown in here. Null was into shota too people forget. It's disgusting but with the sheer volume of weebs in these spaces it's inevitable, you can't go around carding every cartoon they goon to. Just ban all anime pfps would probably be the best bet. And for the record I think it's excessive when Ashton rants about it too, and I was much less concerned about the furry in RTU's Discord than the photos of real children that he had on Dropbox.

Take a break and go outside for a bit. There's a difference between tasteful A-logging and having a mental health crisis. This would be laughed at in the Rekieta thread even, and he gave his kid cocaine.

 

[New Lady Crackets]

The radio silence makes this worse. Imagine being bullied off the internet by Cog and Persip. At this point I'm waiting for Dickers to bully them into deleting their kick channel.


It's like when their paypigs reward them more for doing less shows per week. I'm sure these unpredictable extentions to their off days have totally wholesome non-degenerate reasons behind them.

Grimsby retard used this post as his thumbnail. Imagine being so low that you put this on your channel as a W.

Spoiler: The thumbnail

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XC4fo7Vhx08

 

[BrokeBackPhil]

Maybe next time they'll learn how to make edgy content without costing themselves monetization and potential sponsorships. Burning it all down and starting over with a new show that's monetizable and sponsor-friendly (without sacrificing the quality of the show) so they aren't reliant 100% on paypigs would be the thing their best move forward. The alternative is continuing to be retards who can't hide their power-levels and having to live entirely off of paypigs forever because that's the only way they'll be able to make money.

they make like 10 grand a month CAD off of the clip channel. Add in gumroad and they don't need subs.

 

[SuffahWhorse]

If you have no interaction with the people fucking, you're a voyeur.

Voyeurism is cuckoldry, yes.