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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 329 31.8%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 523 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 182 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,034
Fatty and Sam are boxing in the Yard.
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I went from really not liking breezy to REALLY NOT FUCKING LIKING BREEZY. Sam needs to make her suffer.
I actually have started to like her, because she's being so ridiculous. It's hard to tell if she's doing a bit or if this is genuinely her personality, but explaining to the boys that she was crying because she didn't have any bottled water and she hoped crying would get production to bring her bottled water was really funny. I think that's why Sam's willing to buy her caviar, because he knows she's making entertaining television.
 
The running gag for the past 4 weeks is that the main protagonist of the show is a literal schizo niggerfaggot who openly talks about rape and other fantasies.
Yet when Brandon comes in with his anodyne controversial backstory and the producers go apeshit on him you think it's genuine? Who's the fucking retard here?
Sam fucked with Brandon because he is a contemptible human begin and deserves it, but nothing you saw last night was genuine. It was all planned. Including Luke berating him in the confessional. Retard alert, indeed.
The fact that you can't differentiate between a harmless schizo and a genuine groomer is embarrassing. They are not one and the same.
You genuinely believe Sam and Jet disregarded the contract on purpose to bring on two friends for reasons that make no sense. The wiggers couldn't even bring on their first contestant yesterday without eliminating him within the first 10 minutes out of incompetence.
And you actually believe this is all 4d chess.
You are a retard of the highest order.
 
I actually have started to like her, because she's being so ridiculous. It's hard to tell if she's doing a bit or if this is genuinely her personality, but explaining to the boys that she was crying because she didn't have any bottled water and she hoped crying would get production to bring her bottled water was really funny. I think that's why Sam's willing to buy her caviar, because he knows she's making entertaining television.
Binx wishes she could've pulled that off
 
Luke winning isn't breaking the rules, they told the fish that these people who are being brought on for two weeks are able to win the 50k. They're just another huddle like the cell or any other challenge they've had for the first four weeks.
If that was stated explicitly, I suppose it's fair. I haven't been able to keep up with the show because I was busy PLing.
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It looks like Frank is coming back, I don't see Payton surviving this one. Here's hoping Binx actually gets hassled a little bit this time as well.
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SCAT CLEARANCE: GRANTED.
 
That one girl complaining about well water, and wanting a plastic bottle is pure cope lol.
Even if the pipes there have microplastics in the ground, it's more likely that the bottle water has more microplastics in it.
She's probably just annoyed with the taste of the tap water, granted it's something really petty to cry over.
 
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I actually have started to like her, because she's being so ridiculous. It's hard to tell if she's doing a bit or if this is genuinely her personality, but explaining to the boys that she was crying because she didn't have any bottled water and she hoped crying would get production to bring her bottled water was really funny. I think that's why Sam's willing to buy her caviar, because he knows she's making entertaining television.
It will be awesome when they bring her caviar, king crab legs, her own pack of premium micro plastic waters, all while the other fish watch on while eating frozen pizza or whatever.
 
Im surprised nobody has mentioned the goat fucker guy walking around with his shirt unbuttoned down to his belly. dude is a living stereotype, even has some arabic scribbles on his arm.
 
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That one girl complaining about well water, and wanting a plastic bottle is pure cope lol.
Even if the pipes there have microplastics in the ground, it's more likely that the bottle water has more microplastics in it.
She's probably just annoyed with the taste of the tap water, granted it's something really petty to cry over.

binx unironically did this too the other day, that fluoridated water and red 40 are giving all of our kids autism.
 
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