Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

You can get a lobster dinner there for $1.


Soon, he won't need to bother with the transgender label to get approval - clovergender and pedosexuality is in right now.

Oh for fucks sake, is this a thing? Like, nice of them to self-identify as developmentally stunted and all so they can be shuffled off into homes or jail or whatever and all, but is this seriously fucking a thing?

edit: seems I've been got and this is in fact not a real thing
 
Oh for fucks sake, is this a thing? Like, nice of them to self-identify as developmentally stunted and all so they can be shuffled off into homes or jail or whatever and all, but is this seriously fucking a thing?
Salon has been working up to this, but it's broken over some parts of Twitter. Pedophiles are calling themselves pedosexuals and are claiming that pedophilia in action doesn't hurt children, according to suspended Twitter user NAMbLA1974.

I wish I were joking. I wish they were too.

I don't think this is horribly off-topic, so I'll just leave this here.

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Salon has been working up to this, but it's broken over some parts of Twitter. Pedophiles are calling themselves pedosexuals and are claiming that pedophilia in action doesn't hurt children, according to suspended Twitter user NAMbLA1974.

I wish I were joking. I wish they were too.

I don't think this is horribly off-topic, so I'll just leave this here.

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That kind of shit has been a thing forever though among whatever small fringe that wants to fuck children. Seems this "clovergender" thing is just a troll though.

And really if they want to call themselves pedosexuals that's just fine by me, honestly. Pretty much gets right at what they're actually about rather than dancing around it as an "attraction". It certainly doesn't soften the image if that's what they're expecting.
 
You can get a lobster dinner there for $1.


Soon, he won't need to bother with the transgender label to get approval - clovergender and pedosexuality is in right now.
Soooo this is basically the opposite of my 5000 year old anime waifu that's 'trapped' in the body of a 10 year old girl.

"Well see I'm really a 10 year old girl inside this 36 year old dumpy klurf body and..."
 
Clovergender was a channer taking the piss iirc. Pedo acceptance isn't as mainstream as some people are trying to play it up as, but it is a thing with its own thread.
Thanks for this.

That kind of shit has been a thing forever though among whatever small fringe that wants to fuck children. Seems this "clovergender" thing is just a troll though.

And really if they want to call themselves pedosexuals that's just fine by me, honestly. Pretty much gets right at what they're actually about rather than dancing around it as an "attraction". It certainly doesn't soften the image if that's what they're expecting.

The problem I have with it being called a sexuality is the normalization of it. While it does point out the sexual desire to diddle kids, it also seems to place it near homosexuality/bisexuality by substituting the "phile" with "sexuality."
 
The Klurfs turn to a new deity to guide them to genderless paradise...
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Thanks for this.



The problem I have with it being called a sexuality is the normalization of it. While it does point out the sexual desire to diddle kids, it also seems to place it near homosexuality/bisexuality by substituting the "phile" with "sexuality."

Yeah, calling someone a pedophile is apparently dehumanizing. We're supposed to call them "pedosexuals" or "minor-attracted individuals". They want to tell everyone about it, then demand to receive asspats for not acting on their urges. As if not touching children isn't something expected of them anyway.

It's like if I was to tell you all I really strongly want to kill someone, but since I don't act on it, you should all praise the hell out of me for not being a murderer.
 
I was going to link 'clovergender' earlier, but found this and decided against it. The new trend is MAPs (Minor-Attracted People) but that's for the other thread.

Honestly with Shmork I'm more worried that he's just going to abandon the bughutt twitter, the comic tumblr, etc, and make a new site/patreon/whatever to try and get back into a niche community without carrying the sins attached with the name "Shmork". I know we've said Peaches and Sandy probably aren't him, but just with the fact that an average tumblog or deviantart doesn't know Shmorky as Cave Deli or whatever, it'd be too easy for him to just stage a social-media suicide and start a new blog or whatever to reach out to shizo 14 year olds who want validation for their pronouns and are too scared/deluded to keep themselves from sating his fucked-up fetishes
 
It's like if I was to tell you all I really strongly want to kill someone, but since I don't act on it, you should all praise the hell out of me for not being a murderer.

Why not? That's what Nice Guys (tm) honestly think.. Women should fawn over them because they would never beat them or abuse them. Yeah, you and a couple billion others, so what?

A lot of social inepts think they're special to have gone through life without committing a felony.
 
In a perfect world he'd just fess up to what he's done and actively seek help/get himself institutionalized but we all know that won't happen.
The most likely thing to happen would be for him to reinvent himself. New name and all. Since he can apparently draw in different styles it wouldn't be too hard.
Then again he's narcissistic and would probably rather keep playing the victim than leave his brand.
 
I forgot to say, one of the main reasons I went along with shmorky's disgusting roleplays is because 2014 was the year of "no kinkshaming uwu" on tumblr and I thought saying no was kinkshaming. I hate the "sex positivity" movement now because I was too autistic to realize it was bullshit.
 
I forgot to say, one of the main reasons I went along with shmorky's disgusting roleplays is because 2014 was the year of "no kinkshaming uwu" on tumblr and I thought saying no was kinkshaming. I hate the "sex positivity" movement now because I was too autistic to realize it was bullshit.

You're far from alone. A lot of people have also been drawn into "poly" and "lifestyle" BDSM relationships through that same kind of social pressure, only to ask themselves "what was I thinking" once removed from the situation. Abuse and manipulation happens by degrees, and manipulative people know how to package it and reinforce it in a way which makes the manipulated person doubt themselves if they question it.
 
I forgot to say, one of the main reasons I went along with shmorky's disgusting roleplays is because 2014 was the year of "no kinkshaming uwu" on tumblr and I thought saying no was kinkshaming. I hate the "sex positivity" movement now because I was too autistic to realize it was bullshit.

Ahaha I remember that shit, that was indeed a thing. There was a period of time where it was popular think to manipulate the fuck out of people into accepting the most disgusting niche shit other people were into. It was fucked up.

For some reason, when I think of the phrase "no kinkshaming!!" I remember there was a kid who shoved a knife, sharp side up, into her ass and told her friend about it nonchalantly. Lol.
 
Yeah, calling someone a pedophile is apparently dehumanizing. We're supposed to call them "pedosexuals" or "minor-attracted individuals". They want to tell everyone about it, then demand to receive asspats for not acting on their urges. As if not touching children isn't something expected of them anyway.

It's like if I was to tell you all I really strongly want to kill someone, but since I don't act on it, you should all praise the hell out of me for not being a murderer.
Can't really dehumanize a sub-human, can you? Also we already have a word for someone who wants to murder someone and doesn't; a sociopath.
 
I remember the day the Mandy thing blew up on SA. For many, many pages the thread was about making fun of Mandy, her delusions, and her posts on multiple social media accounts. If people were concerned at all, it was for Shmorky. That only changed when Shmorky uploaded the recording. Had he not done that, to this day anything she has said about Shmorky would likely be dismissed as the rantings of a mad woman.

What's funny is setting up the circumstances for that recording and then posting it were literal gaslighting in the original sense of the word. Trust trannies, about the only group of people in the world who use that as a verb anyway, would be the ones who do it all the time.

Anyway, it's ironic that the only reason she isn't considered just a lying lunatic attacking an ex is the transparently shitty tactic Shmorky himself used to try to paint her as exactly that. He just did it with such mustache-twirling theatrical villainy that it backfired.

Honestly with Shmork I'm more worried that he's just going to abandon the bughutt twitter, the comic tumblr, etc, and make a new site/patreon/whatever to try and get back into a niche community without carrying the sins attached with the name "Shmork".

He probably already does have at least one other such alias, but he's way too convinced not only of his own genius but his own rightness, and could never eternally swallow the insult of abandoning the Shmorky identity. He demands praise and attention.
 
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Anyway, it's ironic that the only reason she isn't considered just a lying lunatic attacking an ex is the transparently shitty tactic Shmorky himself used to try to paint her as exactly that. He just did it with such mustache-twirling theatrical villainy that it backfired.

Unfortunately, if I remember right, it didn't backfire enough to even reach people who were following it. I know he originally posted it especially to get pity-donation and fat patreon stacks but I guess these people don't know how to think for themselves enough to listen to some one crying out for help and not hear it as 'wah Shmorky's being abused and needs money'
 
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