Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Chromeo]

Okay new schizo theory: Staph keeps casting curses on her Kiwi stalker childs. Because she's a failwitch it just causes odd dreams instead of something actually harmful.

New favorite thread addition: the dream journaling

 

[Pee Your Pants]

So she talks about punching people, then says that 'putting violence out into the world doesn't seem like it would attract anything good.' Pick a fucking side. How robindroxx thinks of Awen is how I understand it. Her druid larp is weak as shit. Whenever she doesn't want to follow/doesn't understand any details of pagan beliefs, she uses 'well, in my UPG...' as a get out clause. Unverified Personal Garbage Gnosis. Seems like Staph wants any excuse to justify being aggressive.


Why would you boast about that, I don't know. Makes me wonder if she masturbates at all.


Where would she be growing it? Surely not in a pot in her house or at the community garden.

New favorite thread addition: the dream journaling

Usually listening to/reading about other people's dreams is boring, but in this thread's case with their Staph dreams, they're incredibly entertaining and hilarious to read.

 

[Chromeo]

Why would you boast about that, I don't know. Makes me wonder if she masturbates at all.

The way she's obsessed with sex you'd think she's constantly masturbating, but the way she describes it when she writes you'd think she showers with her clothes on. I don't 100% want to know what Stephanie does, but how funny would it be if she was "masturbating" and having ghost sex all these years and had never actually had a real orgasm? So she's in a weird edging state all the time and never has that post-masturbation clarity of mind and that's why she's like this.

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

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So she talks about punching people, then says that 'putting violence out into the world doesn't seem like it would attract anything good.' Pick a fucking side. How robindroxx thinks of Awen is how I understand it. Her druid larp is weak as shit. Whenever she doesn't want to follow/doesn't understand any details of pagan beliefs, she uses 'well, in my UPG...' as a get out clause. Unverified Personal Garbage Gnosis. Seems like Staph wants any excuse to justify being aggressive.

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Why would you boast about that, I don't know. Makes me wonder if she masturbates at all.

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Where would she be growing it? Surely not in a pot in her house or at the community garden.


Usually listening to/reading about other people's dreams is boring, but in this thread's case with their Staph dreams, they're incredibly entertaining and hilarious to read.

"I'm currently trying to grow some datura!"
Kek. She's going to poison herself. I hope it's angel's trumpet that she's confusing for datura.

The way she's obsessed with sex you'd think she's constantly masturbating, but the way she describes it when she writes you'd think she showers with her clothes on. I don't 100% want to know what Stephanie does, but how funny would it be if she was "masturbating" and having ghost sex all these years and had never actually had a real orgasm? So she's in a weird edging state all the time and never has that post-masturbation clarity of mind and that's why she's like this.

What's funny is that's exactly what she's been doing this whole time. To her, sex is shlicking while thinking about her OC's. The astral realm is just her CWCville.

 

[a feel]

She's going to poison herself.

I'm just so very worried for poor Siggy. One of these days, that poor cat will absolutely ingest some trash or toxic plant / oil / Lolki's rubber wrapper and suffer terribly.

 

[AfghanBlue]

the way she describes it when she writes you'd think she showers with her clothes

Given the visible stank on her, ig she does shower with her clothes on. That is to say, she doesn't.

 

[a hapless toad]

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So she talks about punching people, then says that 'putting violence out into the world doesn't seem like it would attract anything good.' Pick a fucking side. How robindroxx thinks of Awen is how I understand it. Her druid larp is weak as shit. Whenever she doesn't want to follow/doesn't understand any details of pagan beliefs, she uses 'well, in my UPG...' as a get out clause. Unverified Personal Garbage Gnosis. Seems like Staph wants any excuse to justify being aggressive.

Wyrd is the Anglo-Saxon word, ffs. And that's not how the Norns/fate work(s). And awen has nothing to do with that! It's inspiration!

Oh my God how is she this retarded I can't...

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Where would she be growing it? Surely not in a pot in her house or at the community garden.

It's not hardy enough to grow outside where she is. I hope Sig isn't an IS GREEN? I NOM! kinda cat (had one of those who was so hardcore I had to get rid of a fake Christmas tree because NOM).

 

[glass_houses]

It's not hardy enough to grow outside where she is. I hope Sig isn't an IS GREEN? I NOM! kinda cat (had one of those who was so hardcore I had to get rid of a fake Christmas tree because NOM).

If she was an "anything I can chew is food" kind of animal, let's face it, she'd be dead already.

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

Wyrd is the Anglo-Saxon word, ffs. And that's not how the Norns/fate work(s). And awen has nothing to do with that! It's inspiration!

Oh my God how is she this retarded I can't...

Isn't wyrd literally just fate?

All of this pagan stuff really is just herautistic fantasy land. At least Chris invents his own mythos.

 

[Meowzers]

I'm just so very worried for poor Siggy. One of these days, that poor cat will absolutely ingest some trash or toxic plant / oil / Lolki's rubber wrapper and suffer terribly.

i was thinking the same thing. does datura affect cats the same way it does humans?

what does she plan to use it for? getting high, but in the magickkal way like with the snake oil mugwort potions she buys off etsy? she's too pussy for weed, i think she might actually shit her pants (on accident, not for pleasure) and die from an anxiety induced heart attack if she consumed datura.

I realized today I too have finally been infected by Gyro invading my dreams.

Spoiler

For some reason they were living with me and I was trying to convince my mom to kick them out. I remember the hard internal debate of whether I should post directly to the farms and risking my power level or not. At some point there must have been an altercation because I was trying to punch them but they were so doughy nothing happened. It was like that episode of Sponge Bob where punches did nothing because he's a fucking sponge.

Dream interpretation Kiwis what does this mean?

since you are a faggy pronoun respecter and dreaming specifically about posting your irl encounter with The Druid of Endicott on kiwifarms, you probably feel shame and embarrassment on some level about using teh ebil twansphobic kiwifarms but you're too deep in the staph lore and lolcows in general to quit just like me it's been 11 years, i can't just stop now when freaks on the internet get worse each passing day. i'm no dream expert though.
but i second the idea that it's a curse of staph's going awry. we should be thankful this thanksgiving that it's just dreams, because we could be losing our wombs if the curse worked.

 

[brooky]

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Big bad Stephanie!
I'll bet he'll wish he was back, Afghanistan is more a dry heat- Less for the stank.

Staph shows off her gross dirty house/"Siggy noticing Santa".
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This is a screen cap from a video with absolutely no movement in it which could have been a picture, but saves you the grotesque detail of hearing her snuffle-choking trying to simaltaneously mouth-breath whilst sucking on her cough sweets, in the foreground of the audio.

Looks like some toenails and scissors on the table, too.

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Smol birb alert

Christian Witch!!!

That's exactly what I was thinking when I said Staph should get into angels!

Accidental Christianization arc go go go!

 

[Topaz Eyes]

Why would you boast about that, I don't know. Makes me wonder if she masturbates at all.

She did thank this site once for sending her a vibrator. I hope no one from here would do that but who knows. This was after she was talking about going to Spencer's for something.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

I haven't been in here in literal months because my hyperfixation went elsewhere. Today, I went "I'm finally going to check on the bullshit I've missed. Let's start at her accounts that she still uses."

Oh, I get greeted with a hairy fucking tit pic posted 2 hours ago? This is how I come back?

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

edit:

she got a comment
it was a compliment
what fucking magic bullshit is going on tonight

 

[VinegarPussy]

After clicking the spoiler I just laid next to the husband mumbling “No, no, no…oh no…no, no,” until he asked to see it. I don’t think it can be overstated how much “daddy milkers,” are revolting on absolutely every level.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Welcome back to hell, Sparkle Sloth, somehow it's like you never left isn't it?

Look at the discoloration on that salmon slapper. It's like she's crusty. I hate it.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Welcome back @Sparkle Sloth! I have missed your posts. You have a lot to catch up on: the Loki channeling that got her roasted all over Tumblr, the Fagnarok predictions, the other nudes (one post brought an influx of newfags), her live streaming a ritual outside which caused an IRL slapfight... And those are just some examples. It's been a very milky time. I'm jealous that you get to experience it all for the first time. So many fast paced and epic bursts of schizo behaviour.

 

[Vandy2]

since you are a faggy pronoun respecter and dreaming specifically about posting your irl encounter with The Druid of Endicott on kiwifarms, you probably feel shame and embarrassment on some level about using teh ebil twansphobic kiwifarms but you're too deep in the staph lore and lolcows in general to quit just like me

I think there's definitely some thing embarrassing about using Kiwi Farms but more so because religiously following cows is kind of autistic in itself. There's probably more productive uses of our time but schadenfreude is a hell of a drug. KF is one of the few places where really shitty people get documented thoroughly and I think that evidence is important. Take Gyro here. No matter how much they lie about the past they can't erase their words that have been posted here.
My faggy pronoun respecting is partially to show to cows reading their threads that they aren't being posted just because they're trans. They have a thread because they're ape shit cows who also happen to be trans. There are lots of cis cows too.
Also I think it's funny when people get MATI about it.

How could we possibly quit with Fagnarok right around the corner?

 

[pink cigarettes]

Love the possibility of an "attempting to join the NY anarchist scene" arc. Please, please keep asking like a boomer fed how to "get in," in-between publicly declaring that you don't really do activism offline and defending rapist serial killers. She could not possibly be more clueless.

 

[glass_houses]

Love the possibility of an "attempting to join the NY anarchist scene" arc. Please, please keep asking like a boomer fed how to "get in," in-between publicly declaring that you don't really do activism offline and defending rapist serial killers. She could not possibly be more clueless.

She'd fit right in with Antifa, they love rapists, paedophiles, child abusers and gender specials.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Love the possibility of an "attempting to join the NY anarchist scene" arc. Please, please keep asking like a boomer fed how to "get in,"

The funniest possible timeline would be Stapphy getting honeypotted by a fed in her endless quest to talk a big game. It'd be some sitcom tier shit as they desperately try to get her to engage and she just... doesn't.