Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Vampirella]

I, Vigo, the Scourge of Carpathia, the Sorrow of Moldavia, command you!

 

[TheySeeMeRowlin]

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[CallmeCicada]

Worth every shilling, me old mucker:

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This person legitimately looks like @NSA Intern 's pfp.

 

[LimeRikki]

In private? How can anyone be an attention whore in private?

Maybe one way would be having a gimmick account on an anonymous gossip forum?

Idk though, you'd have to be a total sperg to do that.

 

[Big Beefus]

Worth every shilling, me old mucker:

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Eddie Izzard lookin rough these days

ETA: I was just kidding earlier, holy fuck that's actually Eddie Izzard.

 

[Dilatortron3000]

HRT cant change your sex

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The idea that they are now the opposite sex for having opposite secondary sex characteristics is retarded and nobody would take it seriously. Secondary sex characteristics can be unreliable because men can have gynecomastia, women can have armhair and beards. When they say they now have “female level hormones” they fail to mention the 18+ years they have been exposed to male level androgens including the womb. They have 0 female organs, and if someone examined their body they could easily tell that they were born male regardless of how many surgeries they have had.

 

[Sangria Nigger]

Off-topic but the "blacks look like monkeys" is so fucking dumb. Sure, some facial features do look more similar to apes than other races but have you ever seen a monkey with curly hair? Orangutans are ginger, chimpanzees have white faces, proboscis monkeys are ginger and look like a cartoon white guy.

Go to any Mediterranean beach, you'll see plenty of boomers (the younglings are all gay and shave) with more body hair than a chimpanzee.

Give me puzzles and trash cans, se tenía que decir y se dijo.

 

[Dilatortron3000]

Shoddy product makes for gender dysphoria.
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I recently was taking my breastforms off and they snapped under the left arm. They are vest-style breastforms, so they literally can not be worn now without "hanging off" from the neck.

Now I am getting increasingly worse dysphoria, I am broke and can not afford to buy new ones. These were £30 originally. That's how broke I'm talking.

I tried using super glue on the part that broke but that seems to of only made it worse, and didn't work.

I am 16 btw, so I literally can not do anything to get HRT or anything of that nature.

I'm getting quite upset at these breaking, and not only don't know how to fix them, I can't buy a new pair.

Any ideas to fix these will be appreciated, and I'm not sure how to deal with this.

30 UKP ~= 37 USD

But how much are high quality falsies?
It's the 21st century, so finding out the answer to that question is very easy.

https://www.amazon.com/Noblelady-Breastplate-Crossdresser-Mastectomy-Prosthesis/dp/B0B5LW17RQ/

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Betcha it's more expensive in the UK.

How is a 16 year old able to afford that? Did his parents buy it for him

 

[Stan]

Off-topic but the "blacks look like monkeys" is so fucking dumb. Sure, some facial features do look more similar to apes than other races but have you ever seen a monkey with curly hair? Orangutans are ginger, chimpanzees have white faces, proboscis monkeys are ginger and look like a cartoon white guy.

Go to any Mediterranean beach, you'll see plenty of boomers (the younglings are all gay and shave) with more body hair than a chimpanzee.

Give me puzzles and trash cans, se tenía que decir y se dijo.

I think the meme is dumb too but if you want to slap fight with monkey meme enjoyers you should go check out Articles & Happenings. That is their usual hangout zone.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

> be me, mtf repper PhD student in a biological sciences field

> only manly moid male man in lab save for PI

> required to help out in PI's undergrad classes

> open the door

> 90% female class

why does this need to happen???

they're all so pretty and tiny and feminine and cute and so completely unlike me in every way

but I’m worried for the girls in his class.

 

[Susanna]

but I’m worried for the girls in his class.

Yes, if he chooses to 41% at the uni he could emotionally traumatise them. He needs to be fired so he’ll have no choice but to do it at home.

 

[YouTube Autist]

phasers set to full speed ahead.

I know nothing about Star Trek and even I know that's not right.

What the hell was so wrong with this guy's lips in the first place? In the pre-op photo, they look nice, as lips go. They don't even look especially masculine. Imagine paying $15,000 for the privilege of looking like a car crash victim.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty BDSM.

I don't understand this.

 

[Evilronald]

I know nothing about Star Trek and even I know that's not right.

What the hell was so wrong with this guy's lips in the first place? In the pre-op photo, they look nice, as lips go. They don't even look especially masculine. Imagine paying $15,000 for the privilege of looking like a car crash victim.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty BDSM.

I don't understand this.

I think it’s a placebo thing where they feel like they NEED additional surgeries as a way to feel more like they’re a woman (no amount of surgery will ever fix this because they’ll never be a real woman). I would be curious how much overlap there is Munchausen and adults with “gender dysphoria.” Wouldn’t surprise me at all if part of the reason they get the surgery is wanting the attention of medical providers and being a lifetime medical patient. When you have an open axe wound you will definitely get lots of medical attention.

With how much of a shortage there is of skilled medical professionals I’d be curious how many hours are being wasted treating these people. I guarantee that countries that have government paid healthcare have few if any waits for sex changes and other bullshit tranny stuff but you have places like Quebec where they won’t even give people a primary care provider if they aren’t already sick (and just fucking die if you get sick and it isn’t diagnosed yet!)

 

[Procrastinhater]

Noeieye, a poster on bluesky, has hand-drawn several images of her (his) fursona shooting up an all girl's school and raping its students.

The 5-part series is entitled "MASSACRE":

Spoiler: Islamic Content

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It is gaining traction on twitter:
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https://x.com/Libsofbluesky/status/1860383059708666135

Archive: https://archive.is/hToPq

Here are the rest of Noeieye's bluesky illustrations as of this writing (23/11/24):

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"Transman Luce"

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Bluesky profile: https://bsky.app/profile/noeieye.bsky.social
Archive: https://archive.is/xqBFi
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This is just a badly drawn version of that school shooter cartoon Randy Stairs was making.
I can't believe this guy plagiarized Randy Stairs but somehow with even less talent and effort.

Sitting toilets only became widespread in the late 1800's. Before then, people would squat to go to the toilet, usually in a pot. They could just squat over the pot without the big skirt getting in the way.

Flushing toilets maybe but theres been sitting toilets since Roman times. Medieval Castles had ait down toilets. Ok it was just a bench with a hole in it but you'd still sit on it. Good point about chamber pots though.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I think it’s a placebo thing where they feel like they NEED additional surgeries as a way to feel more like they’re a woman (no amount of surgery will ever fix this because they’ll never be a real woman). I would be curious how much overlap there is Munchausen and adults with “gender dysphoria.” Wouldn’t surprise me at all if part of the reason they get the surgery is wanting the attention of medical providers and being a lifetime medical patient. When you have an open axe wound you will definitely get lots of medical attention.

With how much of a shortage there is of skilled medical professionals I’d be curious how many hours are being wasted treating these people. I guarantee that countries that have government paid healthcare have few if any waits for sex changes and other bullshit tranny stuff but you have places like Quebec where they won’t even give people a primary care provider if they aren’t already sick (and just fucking die if you get sick and it isn’t diagnosed yet!)

IMO, though they won’t admit it, I think the journey is the goal for some troons. We all know that the troon who transitions into a sexy, unclockable anime princess is a fiction, but the troons need to believe it’s possible. So it has to be an eternally near but impossible-to-reach goal. One more surgery, one more outfit, one more wig. Someday they will get there, just not this time.

Kinda like how in Scientology, they convince themselves they’re one course away from wealth and success, while they’re washing their hair with dish soap and behind on rent.

 

[klarine]

Troon gets butchered for 15k trying to better pretend to be a woman

I feel horrible for laughing at this guys lip job but lmfao it looks like he got stung by a bee.

 

[CyberInu]

Off-topic but the "blacks look like monkeys" is so fucking dumb. Sure, some facial features do look more similar to apes than other races but have you ever seen a monkey with curly hair? Orangutans are ginger, chimpanzees have white faces, proboscis monkeys are ginger and look like a cartoon white guy.

Go to any Mediterranean beach, you'll see plenty of boomers (the younglings are all gay and shave) with more body hair than a chimpanzee.

Give me puzzles and trash cans, se tenía que decir y se dijo.

It's less about the appearance and more about the behavior. There's a reason it's called "chimping out". But, FWIW, I did see a black guy once with a facial structure and nasolabial folds that directly matched the appearance of a chimp.

 

[Procrastinhater]

proboscis monkeys are ginger and look like a cartoon white guy.

Lol Those dudes are great.

 

[Pluciferous]

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You can’t fool me. That’s Jesse Singal

 

[graywolf88]

He didn't threaten Hillary too did he?

Nah, probably just an ex-Boeing employee.