Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[Meth Dick]

They have no idea! These are people with non verbal autistic kids supper groups. He's total posting in order to gain sympathy and attention. If you type "andy diatch ditch" in Facebook, then click "post," you can see the ramblings of a mad man. I'm on a mission to inform under each of his posts that he's faking.

Here is the latest

You know what, I changed my mind about "thanking God those people exist".
Those people, though I'm sure have the best intentions, are allowing this fucking asshole to do this shit. They shouldn't be helping him and I'm sure they know that. What Andy needs is to be locked in a room with the pissed off orderlies and they can beat him until he knocks the shit off.
That or just euthanize him. If you're that far fucking gone as Andy likes to pretend he is then what's the point of letting them live and continue to be a nuisance on everyone around them.
It sounds heartless, cruel, inhumane, etc. but I think most of you know I'm correct. It's an uncomfortable truth but a truth nonetheless.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Andy privated his You Tube account and created another one this time called

https://www.youtube.com/@ThomasDitchAbuseAutism

He's going all David "Danielle" Muscato and created a channel that names his father and calls him an abuser. He's been posting lots of rants against his father and the local PD for not giving Andy what he wants. It's mostly reposts of his old video's but with new "facts" ie Andy makes shit up to make his father look bad. The worst part is that Andy has a new tic where he talks in the fucking 3rd person and it's super grating on the nerves. Andy needs help, Andy doesn't understand, Andy needs to get fucked hard by reality etc etc.

We've learned a few new things about Andy's time in Chicago.

* @Trombonista was right, Pappa PoopSquatch was in the hospital. He suffered from a broken rib and punctured lung. Hopefully not Andy related
*Momma Squatch is still with us but the cost of the nursing home is causing much strain on the family finances. Andy doesn't give a single shit nor a single cent to help out. She sounds pretty rough on the phone and I would guess she has COPD from the sound of her breathing and is not long for this world. Godspeed Momma PoopSquatch; may your trip to the next world be swift and sweet.
* after getting turfed from the local hospital in record time for the usual shit Andy gets on a bus to Chicago for some dumbass reason. Probably because no one local will help him anymore and home is now off limits. I'd bet officer Brently would love to arrest Andy for trespass.
*Andy gets off the Greyhound and immediately calls 911 and plays the lost little autistic routine and gets picked up by EMS and dumped at the nearest hospital
* in Chicago he stay at the hospital for a total of 86 hours before the usual Andy behaviours get him tossed out on his ass. Chicago is far to busy to put up with Andy's shit I guess.
*now out and on his own now Andy promptly throws a fit and lies down in the middle of a busy road screaming he wants to die. Which obviously attracts the attention of the local po-po.
* Andy not realizing he's no longer in Hickvilles gets Chicago PD on his ass. His story last all of 5 mins before the Chicago cop calls bullshit. A quick call to Tonawanda PD gives the Chicago cop all the info he needs. When confronted Andy to spazzes out so bad he gets himself arrested.
* Andy spends 72 hours in jail, calls Pappa PoopSquatch and gets nowhere. Pappa says the hard truth that Andy don't care about anyone but Andy and his family is just there as his slaves. Momma Squatch cries a bit...it's pretty sad honestly. Andy breaks down into baby Andy but Pappa stays strong when Andy asks what he's supposed to do Pappa said he don't know but there is no place for Andy at home anymore. He's best off to try to stay in Chicago and hangs up.
* Judge gives Andy bail and some soft touch finds Andy a temporary place in a group home in Chicago but Andy does Andy stuff and the usual shit happens and he gets tossed out after a week or so. Andy goes on a rant saying the home 'buzed him and he's going to sue and posts the homes doxx on his Instagram. Same old same old.

*that's all we know so far, hopefully Andy goes into more detail soon

Andy is still out there in APS custody somewhere in Chicago. He's obviously got somewhere to stay with access to the internet as he's spam posting on his new channel. Info is hard to come by as all we have is the shit Andy puts out so we're still a few months behind.

Here's a video with the arrest paperwork if your interested

 

[SlimySloth]

You know what, I changed my mind about "thanking God those people exist".
Those people, though I'm sure have the best intentions, are allowing this fucking asshole to do this shit. They shouldn't be helping him and I'm sure they know that. What Andy needs is to be locked in a room with the pissed off orderlies and they can beat him until he knocks the shit off.
That or just euthanize him. If you're that far fucking gone as Andy likes to pretend he is then what's the point of letting them live and continue to be a nuisance on everyone around them.
It sounds heartless, cruel, inhumane, etc. but I think most of you know I'm correct. It's an uncomfortable truth but a truth nonetheless.

He needs to be euthanized, or go to prison and let the inmates take care of him.

I'm going to post under each of his posts in those groups that he's faking with a link to a video from the Andy Ditch- Poopsqustch. I encourage others to do the same. He needs to learn that no place on the internet is safe.

What happened to the video of him being arrested? Has that been posted yet?

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

What happened to the video of him being arrested? Has that been posted yet?

I haven't been able to find any video of the arrest so far, all we have is the official police documents that were in his court case. Probably is no video unless someone wants to pay to get the police bodycam video.

Andy will eventually release the hospital bit I think but who knows when.

To tide you over here is Andy going batshit on APS staff. We get a look at Andy's phone log and he calls Crisis Services 38 times in a single day. That's gota be some sort of public services abuse.

Imagine calling Crisis Services so often they tell you you've had enough calls for today and they hang up on you.

I used to think Andy's schizo diagnosis was just the doctor's way of getting rid of him but after watching this I believe. Andy is very likely 90% schizo-affective as he goes from sobbing baby cries in one breath to I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU BITCH in the next and then back to sobbing baby talk all within seconds. Dude is on the edge of a real breakdown. All he needs is for someone smaller then him to push him a little too much and I bet Andy gets physical. Maybe all the stress of being on his own is building up inside him and starting to cause actual mental distress.

It's a damn good thing he's no longer in his parents house as he's a big danger to those around him with these insane mood swings. I know Pappa PoopSquatch has been saying this for years but yah Andy is fucking nuts. I just pray that when he snaps it's at a cop who can defend himself as Andy is not a small guy and any hospital or social worker could get really hurt.

 

[Neko GF]

3 uploads today, including a one that's over 50 minutes long:

Tonawanda Police refuse me my right, protective, Justice for retaliation of police misconduct
(11/23/24)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=ECJOTxN_v3o

Spoiler: Local Archive (Potato Quality):

My parents lies, abuse, neglect, abandoned, and blame me - I just want to help follow rules expect​

(11/23/24)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=-AssSGYf4RA

Spoiler: Local Archive (Potato Quality):

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My parents lies, abuse, neglect, abandoned, and blame me - I just want to help follow rules expect​

(11/23/24)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=4VdfKT5_mbY

Spoiler: Local Archive (Potato Quality):

 

[Devious Dave]

The only real solution for people like this is some sort of forced manual labor he should be cutting up old clothes into rags

 

[Meat Target]

I haven't been able to find any video of the arrest so far, all we have is the official police documents that were in his court case. Probably is no video unless someone wants to pay to get the police bodycam video.

Andy will eventually release the hospital bit I think but who knows when.

To tide you over here is Andy going batshit on APS staff. We get a look at Andy's phone log and he calls Crisis Services 38 times in a single day. That's gota be some sort of public services abuse.

Imagine calling Crisis Services so often they tell you you've had enough calls for today and they hang up on you.

I used to think Andy's schizo diagnosis was just the doctor's way of getting rid of him but after watching this I believe. Andy is very likely 90% schizo-affective as he goes from sobbing baby cries in one breath to I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU BITCH in the next and then back to sobbing baby talk all within seconds. Dude is on the edge of a real breakdown. All he needs is for someone smaller then him to push him a little too much and I bet Andy gets physical. Maybe all the stress of being on his own is building up inside him and starting to cause actual mental distress.

It's a damn good thing he's no longer in his parents house as he's a big danger to those around him with these insane mood swings. I know Pappa PoopSquatch has been saying this for years but yah Andy is fucking nuts. I just pray that when he snaps it's at a cop who can defend himself as Andy is not a small guy and any hospital or social worker could get really hurt.

Daniel Larson's in prison for that.

MrBeefy shared this footage of him bitching at a cop and trying to get Tom arrested for verbally 'buzing him.

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He wants to talk at people and for them to not question or refute him. Someone speaking in a normal but emphatic voice is "hurting his ears" and 'busing him.

The only real solution for people like this is some sort of forced manual labor he should be cutting up old clothes into rags

He once threatened his mom with a knife. I wouldn't trust him with anything sharper than a bowling pin. OTOH, that'd create a situation where Officer Bentley could finally put him out of his misery.

 

[SlimySloth]

3 uploads today, including a one that's over 50 minutes long:

Tonawanda Police refuse me my right, protective, Justice for retaliation of police misconduct
(11/23/24)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=ECJOTxN_v3o

Spoiler: Local Archive (Potato Quality):

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My parents lies, abuse, neglect, abandoned, and blame me - I just want to help follow rules expect​

(11/23/24)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=-AssSGYf4RA

Spoiler: Local Archive (Potato Quality):

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My parents lies, abuse, neglect, abandoned, and blame me - I just want to help follow rules expect​

(11/23/24)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=4VdfKT5_mbY

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He forgot to pretend he had Tourette’s in the first video. He also forgot to “stim,” we usually hear Baby Andy snapping his fingers.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

I haven't been able to find any video of the arrest so far, all we have is the official police documents that were in his court case. Probably is no video unless someone wants to pay to get the police bodycam video.

Andy will eventually release the hospital bit I think but who knows when.

To tide you over here is Andy going batshit on APS staff. We get a look at Andy's phone log and he calls Crisis Services 38 times in a single day. That's gota be some sort of public services abuse.

Imagine calling Crisis Services so often they tell you you've had enough calls for today and they hang up on you.

I used to think Andy's schizo diagnosis was just the doctor's way of getting rid of him but after watching this I believe. Andy is very likely 90% schizo-affective as he goes from sobbing baby cries in one breath to I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU BITCH in the next and then back to sobbing baby talk all within seconds. Dude is on the edge of a real breakdown. All he needs is for someone smaller then him to push him a little too much and I bet Andy gets physical. Maybe all the stress of being on his own is building up inside him and starting to cause actual mental distress.

It's a damn good thing he's no longer in his parents house as he's a big danger to those around him with these insane mood swings. I know Pappa PoopSquatch has been saying this for years but yah Andy is fucking nuts. I just pray that when he snaps it's at a cop who can defend himself as Andy is not a small guy and any hospital or social worker could get really hurt.

@Banquet Meal did they ever get back to you about getting that video footage?

 

[Coily the Spring Sprite]

If he sees how troons are coddled and taken care of he's gonna be transitioning soon

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

If he sees how troons are coddled and taken care of he's gonna be transitioning soon

Andrea Ditch would be the funniest thing to see

 

[Individualism Incarnate]

If he sees how troons are coddled and taken care of he's gonna be transitioning soon

At least a dress has a convenient shitting hole.

 

[Wendyverse Enjoyer]

I come back every couple months hoping to find him in prison, jail, or in some looney bin.. or cold in some ditch somewhere. And yet he's still just whining and whinging still. While I'm happy he's far and away from his family no longer terrorizing them. It's a tragedy rest of society is now footing the bill for his antics.

 

[Amewsed]

I come back every couple months hoping to find him in prison, jail, or in some looney bin.. or cold in some ditch somewhere. And yet he's still just whining and whinging still. While I'm happy he's far and away from his family no longer terrorizing them. It's a tragedy rest of society is now footing the bill for his antics.

He deserves only the worst life has to offer.

 

[suckfest]

@Banquet Meal if you don’t have time to contact the police I’m more than happy to contact them

 

[Meat Target]

Just listen to these pigs smack and chew with their mouths open. The rest of the Ditches are only slightly less fucked up than him.

Tom does seem to fly off the handle often. But that's because Andy's been provoking him for decades. What came first, the chicken or the egg?

 

[Spunt]

The worst part is that Andy has a new tic where he talks in the fucking 3rd person and it's super grating on the nerves. Andy needs help, Andy doesn't understand, Andy needs to get fucked hard by reality etc etc.

I dated a social worker who specialised in intellectually disabled adults. I asked her whether retards refer to themselves in the third person and she said they absolutely do not, ever. A proper retard doesn't have the theory of mind to talk like that, they don't really grasp that they are a person and a thing like everything and everyone else, they just see things from a first-person perspective and think that way as well. At best, they could be taught to talk like that but they'd find it really taxing and not be able to sustain it, and they have no reason not to speak in the first person, which is what they always do.

The idea that retards refer to themselves in the third person is entirely a media trope and a complete myth. Anyone doing it is pretending, and copying characters they saw on TV.

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

The idea that retards refer to themselves in the third person is entirely a media trope and a complete myth. Anyone doing it is pretending, and copying characters they saw on TV.

But remember, Andy isn't just trying to portray himself only as a retard, but Andy is also attempting to portray himself as a victim of abuse and/or neglect, which tracks better with the dissociative issues.

Bear with me as I explain: for people that have undergone trauma, abuse and/or neglect, they can oftentimes develop a subconscious 'quirk' of being unable to refer to themselves in the first person when talking. It's very likely that Andy has been around the psych-ward block enough times to know the third-person speak is a feature of abused/disturbed people. Andy loves presenting himself as helpless and vulnerable, so this would be immediately appealing to the Squatch.

Andy's time in mental hospitals would have not only given him exposure to these people, but given that most mental hospitals rely on group therapy & there generally being fuckall to do in a mental hospital, Andy presumably would have had a lot of time to be witness to other patient's struggles in that group therapy setting. The underpaid mental health professional moderating such therapies would probably have given pointers to the other patients for help with their mental health problems, this would have also been helpful for a budding malingerer.

I know it's now a bit of a tangent but I will leave with this: although therapy is helpful for people with the want or need to improve, it's difficult to imagine that group therapy as being anything but a university lecture hall for our inexperienced retarded malingerer.

 

[DickMain]

Andy gets off the Greyhound and immediately calls 911 and plays the lost little autistic routine and gets picked up by EMS and dumped at the nearest hospital

These people get paid way too little and are stretched way too thin to waste a single second on this complete waste of air. I hope a Chicago escapade ends with Andy Dead-in-a-Ditch.
e. MATI here but I think the more and more I read about Andy the more I just want him to get stabbed. Hearing his mother sob at death's door while this freak does nothing but waste the time and energy of everybody around him becomes less funny each time I see it, and it's more frustrating each time it happens without the universe giving him his comeuppance.

 

[DrunkServal]

Andy's time in mental hospitals would have not only given him exposure to these people, but given that most mental hospitals rely on group therapy & there generally being fuckall to do in a mental hospital, Andy presumably would have had a lot of time to be witness to other patient's struggles in that group therapy setting. The underpaid mental health professional moderating such therapies would probably have given pointers to the other patients for help with their mental health problems, this would have also been helpful for a budding malingerer.

I think this is exactly where it comes from. He's trying to pick up on and mirror the behaviors of other (actually disabled) people in the groups and programs he ends up in, thinking this is more likely to get him the dream caretaking he wants.

In reality, it just makes him more inconsistent, obvious, and easier to catalogue.