AH YES! The cop in question took your coke stash that had gone through someones liver already and metabolised and then he touched a kids hair with the coke hand.
Wasn't it only a couple months ago (and at least a year after the whole Qover got started) where he angrily insisted on how monogamous he was to Potentially Criminal , and how those dastardly internet people were besmirching his pure wife's reputation? The absolute (shriveled) balls on this fruitcake.
yeah ok how would that lead to metabolites? This nigger really thinks we're all that stupid. But we're not, which is why we're all laughing and he's about to plea out like a little bish made faggot.
"You're kinds cute. Hard not to think about." (Notice the typo?)
I cannot wait for Nick to walk in there bouncing between coke and hair of the dog just trying to stay level like he's Denzel Washington in Flight.
He's going to plea and get a good deal. If offered that, he'll take it. He's a narcissist but he's not insane. He has a sense of self-preservation, even if it warped beyond social norms.
Counterpoint: he's stupid as fuck.