Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[MeltyTW]

Where have you been the last 8 months? Nick is living in his own reality.

I fully expect him to spin it as a win no matter what, there's just a point where you can do a victory lap even if he's sitting smugly in his cuck chair smuckling at how the Kiwi peasant farmers just don't get it

 

[Meat Target]

Is it possible he pleads down to a misdemeanor or gross misdemeanor, or is he gonna be a felon like Ralph?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

If he cared about his kids he wouldn't even be in this situation to begin with.

If he cared about his kids he wouldn't be actively flirting with his mistress over Xitter.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Even if he pleads we can still get the bodycam from Qayla’s case.

 

[thebigdream]

CUCKED BY AARON
CUCKED BY MONTEGRAPH
CUCKED BY THE STATE OF MINNESOTA

I'm starting to think this guy's a CUCK

 

[break these cuffs]

Even if he pleads we can still get the bodycam from Qayla’s case.

This has been laid out ad nauseum all day. Just read the fucking thread.

 

[AnOminous]

Harden his heart o so that we may have of him a plentiful bounty and the blasphemer fully humbled.

Nick thinks he's King David. Actually he's Pharaoh.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Wait Nick is cucking out and pleading Guilty?

What a small dicked cuck after all that bluster

 

[Moss Monster]

SUFFAH BALLDO!

 

[Folgers Can]

I think he might be insinuating that the search warrant and raid was a swatting by Aaron.

But that's not what happened, and that's not what a swatting is.

Unfortunately that may be the Occam's Razor explanation when you take a moment and look at it through the lawyer's perspective instead of Nick's. We're talking about the proverbial 40-year-old boomer primarily practicing divorce law out of Montevideo, Minnesota, not some battle-scarred Sektur veteran extraordinaire. Why assume that she ever had any idea what "swatting" really means in the sense that Nick or we know it to mean?

Just as easily she could have been operating under the plausible, albeit unproven, theory that Aaron somehow colluded in private with some of Kayla's family and/or someone in the church to have them say things to the mandatory reporter that would set his obligations into motion and ultimately bring the warrant into existence while quietly keeping Aaron's role in the grand conspiracy several steps removed, which, if true, would fall under Kayla's lawyer's mistaken, boomered understanding of "swatting" to mean something so broad as "manipulating law enforcement into going to someone's house." Far be it from Nick to disabuse her of that misconception when her laboring under it suited his purposes.

 

[Pelican Bones]

I believe he was getting that idea mostly from Josh though right?

No, they got it from their low IQ writers room

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Nick thinks he's King David. Actually he's Pharaoh.

Nick thinks he's whoever will fool the most people into supporting him.

 

[break these cuffs]

I am sure going to be angry if we're all getting taken on a ruse and Niq decides to fight this. I will seethe with impotent Karen Farms rage.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Is it possible he pleads down to a misdemeanor or gross misdemeanor, or is he gonna be a felon like Ralph?

If that happen and pleads down to a misdemeanor or gross misdemeanor it's a W for Rekieta.

 

[IrrelevantJackDoe]

So if I'm understanding this correctly, if he pleads guilty and takes a deal then they either have to lump in the cyber crimes/witness tampering into whatever deal he gets or else he can't be charged again because of double jeopardy?

I can't imagine he has the same plea offer as it was months ago with how much shit he's been kicking in the court's eyes. If they're pissed off enough to hunt down Ralph, I hope they throw the book at him hard.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I am sure going to be angry if we're all getting taken on a ruse and Niq decides to fight this. I will seethe with impotent Karen Farms rage.

That sure would show us.

I can't think of anything worse for our narrative than Nick pulling the rug out from under us and rejecting the plea deal at the last possible second.

 

[Vibralldo]

I fully expect him to spin it as a win no matter what, there's just a point where you can do a victory lap even if he's sitting smugly in his cuck chair smuckling at how the Kiwi peasant farmers just don't get it

Yeah, Nick's said "the government is corrupt and set me up!" enough times for his retarded simps who still believe him (and profiteers like juju) to be primed to take him at his word

 

[JackoVerde]

Yeah, Nick's said "the government is corrupt and set me up!" enough times for his retarded simps who still believe him (and profiteers like juju) to be primed to take him at his word

Can’t wait til Josh streams the body cam footage.

 

[MeltyTW]

If that happen it's a W for Rekieta.

I mean he kinda staked his credibility on being able to prove the government obviously wronged him. Whereas if you were a ralph fan at that point you just wanted him to best the charges just to spite kf basically anyway

Yeah, Nick's said "the government is corrupt and set me up!" enough times for his retarded simps who still believe him (and profiteers like juju) to be primed to take him at his word

His simps can believe him there's about five of them

 

[Associate Rick]

Clearly I'm not smart enough to figure out the 12d chess Nick is playing here.

Nigga this is checkers, this ain't chess!